Crosses into the box and Woltemade may not score but he's causing havoc every time. #NUFC

Anyone else see Osula pull Woltemade's shorts down as they warmed up in the stadium last night? #NUFC

Liverpool fans going crackers for new superstar signing 'Writz' #NUFC

If ever someone's face said, "I've made a huge mistake" that was the Liverpool number 9 at the final whistle. Can't get in the starting lineup, comes on and gets zero service.

Nice little back heel from Wirtz (straight to the defender) #NUFC #LFC

Credit to Arsenal, deserved it on the day. Life was sucked out the stadium as soon as Saliba fouled Livramento. #NUFC

Bruno acknowledging the Bradford fans is pure class. #NUFC

Botman my man of the match. Magnificent on and off the ball. #NUFC

Isak's groin injury is 100% going to explode down at Palace. All thanks to Thikitike. #LFC #NUFC

Fringpong desperately trying to tell the thick tw*t that he's already on a yellow card. 😂😂😂 #LFC #NUFC

Thought Botman looked very comfortable yesterday. A really good sign. #NUFC

That second half was a non-event.

I thought we grew into that half. Woltemade had some neat touches. Clear that his close control is a real strength. Need to get players closer to him as he looks to flick it round the corner. Lewis Hall and Willock both settled down after a shaky start. Probably not a need to change at this point.

What has happened to the current World Champions? Losing to this Manchester United side. 🤦 #NUFC #CFC #MUFC

Most shocking thing I've seen today, Arne Slot is only 47. #NUFC

Did we dodge a bullet with Mbeumo? Looks like Brentford may have been his level. #NUFC

More chance of Mazraoui's hair transplant making a comeback than Man Utd in this game. #NUFC #MUFC

Luke Shaw is washed. #MUFC

This Man Utd side is utter bobbins. #NUFC #MUFC

Wirtz really is bang average.

Tonali is a footballing God. He's head and shoulders above everyone in that team. #NUFC

When are we going to catch a break #NUFC

For any wheelchair users there is one space remaining on the club site for the Arsenal match, Gallowgate End. #NUFC

Well don't I look daft 😂

This whole school kids from Dundee is a nothing story. A private school has bought a number of corporate tickets from the club on the open market. These kids will become die-hard Newcastle fans once they see Joelinton level a Barca superstar and Tino pocket Lamine Yamal. #NUFC

You've got to feel for Forest fans right now. They've lost the guy who transformed them from relegation candidates to qualifying for Europe. Then seen him replaced with a guy who will do the exact opposite. #NFFC #NUFC

Tonali has scored a 91st minute goal to make it 5-4 to Italy. Crazy game #NUFC

Elanga scores for Sweden. #NUFC

Isak benched for Elanga. Newcastle United are massive. #NUFC

Interesting how Liverpool are claiming the Isak fee is only £125m when Isak's own agent has posted this on Instagram. That's $176m to put it in currency LFC fans will understand. #NUFC #LFC

Taking away the absolute sh*tshow of Wissa's behaviour, the transfer makes perfect sense. 1.Wissa takes the number 9️⃣ and the pressure that brings ✅ 2. Woltemade gets minutes until Wissa goes to AFCON in December ✅ 3. Woltemade then takes the starting role and goes stratospheric 🚀 #NUFC

Watch the meltdown on here as Liverpool fans see Isak training in his customary knee brace. Ligaments like a finely aged rubber band. #NUFC

My thoughts after catching up on Nick Woltemade content. 1. Big on family ✅ 2. Speaks very naturally ✅ 4. Sense of humour ✅ 5. Connected with Eddie on a personal level ✅ 6. His mam is happy 🖤🤍🇩🇪✅ 7. Looks 😎AF ✅ #NUFC

Absolutely brilliant watch as ever from Adam on our new striker Nick Woltemade. Sorry I'm late to the party, I'm in Orlando this week for HHN34. #NUFC youtu.be/yEgp7qDGJ5E?...

Can we please have a chant to Rammstein's 'Du Hast'. Eddie sent his nephew to the Bundesliga, He came back with Nick Woltemade, Du, du hast, du hast, du hast Nick. Du, du hast, du hast, du hast Nick. Du, du hast, du hast, du hast Nick. Du, du hast, du hast, du hast Nick. #NUFC

Marge Simpson on Sky Sports News. "£80m for Garnacho and Antony is good business." Didn't Antony cost £82m? #NUFC #MUFC

I'd love Woltemade to come in and claim the number 9 shirt. A clear message of intent and strength of character. #NUFC

Respect to Stuttgart FC and Woltemade's agent for keeping this quiet. Romano, Ornstein and Jacobs all missed a bumper pay day. #NUFC

Saw an interesting take from a German pundit who said, the biggest difference between Sesko and Woltemade is... ...Sesko has no fight. Nick Woltemade may just be perfect. #NUFC

Waiting patiently for @editkev.football to show us what we are buying. #NUFC

Wonder if Sesko is waking up wishing he'd chosen Black and White? With some coaching he'd have been in Grimsby's first team by March. #MUFC #NUFC #CarabaoCup

Molde away in glorious sunshine. Not a bad location for a stadium. Here's hoping for some decent signal to cheer the lads on tonight. #NUFC

I am curious why Liverpool fans post long threads on here that nobody (not even their own kind), seemingly likes or comments on. I'm especially fond of the one who fell for the Matt Targett Frank Chipper special. They must love shouting into a vacuum. #NUFC

Bring him in. Bruno's new fishing buddy. #NUFC

It's very possible that Isak has made his position so untenable that he can't even stay in the Premier League. #NUFC

No coincidence that Bruno has just put this picture on his Instagram story. My skipper. 🖤🤍🇧🇷

No coincidence that Bruno has just put this picture on his Instagram story. My skipper. 🖤🤍🇧🇷

Anyone else dying to know what's on those blurred out screens in the training ground videos? #NUFC

We're going to end up with Jackson late in the window. Eddie will get him the golden boot and the ballon d'Or.

This is peak Newcastle United.