Can’t believe Nick Offerman’s American Ham special is free on YouTube and there’s still a male loneliness epidemic. It’s literally a 10 step guide to getting a hot big titty goth gf in the form of jokes and songs

This is the kinda propaganda i can get behind. Rare OC for you 😌

I’ve been returning to physical media this year. $25 for a used Blu-ray player. Finding $2 Blu-rays and $1 dvds in thrift stores of gems that you either can’t find streaming anymore or cost you $3-5 to rent on Amazon. I have a small collection of stuff I love rewatching now.

My slutty lil slice

Wow, bulk skibidi toilet toys at Costco. The meme cycle has completed. This era of memes are officially dead and not cool. Cant wait for the next gen

Bussy out at Costco

Portland is like another country. Just watched an aquarobics class exercise to Ethel Cain’s Perverts in its entirety after doing a land acknowledgement.

No but genuinely this is such a weird thing bc i desperately want my parents to connect with me and they desperately want their parents to disconnect from them and yet we are both taking damage from it and will never have parents that step up and do the right thing so 🤷🏼‍♀️

Oops I complained about my emotionally neglectful parents to my friends when they were complaining about their overt narcissistic abuse parents and now I look like I can’t hang how do I fix this Reddit I mean bluesky

Seeing as ww1 was started over England’s desire to carve up the Ottoman Empire to be exploited for oil, it makes me wonder who has plans to carve up the USA for exploitation after a strategically nudged war

Are they allowed to make movies without military propaganda anymore? 🥲 Elio was very cute and heartwarming and there was absolutely no reason for the aunt to be in the military.

Happy Solstice, Bluesky. Go outside 🍄

Would be pretty neat if someone Tiananmen squared Trump’s military parade

Writing a sci-fi short story about a guy who is obsessed with shemale porn from other alien species. It’s a lot of shaved down tusks, dyed feathers, and amphibian gender changes of workaholics in male dominated career fields. I am a visionary

I think a movie about the Nuremberg Sky Event of 1561 would be fucking awesome. Shoot it with a split perspective between gilded obnoxiously colorful nobles and scholars on the ground having a spiritual and political meltdown and the various warring aliens factions oblivious to the humans below

Duel wielding a Gatorade and a monster

Randomly got in the mood to listen to a band I haven’t listened to in a year or two. Turns out they got a new album dropping any minute now. Incredible luck!

I’m going to h mart want me to grab you anything?

Rank me 5th for nyc mayor please I know you don’t really have a 5th in mind anyway and also it would be funny tysm

I! Love! Community! Centers! 😍

Be the auntie you want to see in the world

You could bring manufacturing back to US soil… Just make it publicly owned. Target an industry or even a specific tool you deem vital to American life. Produce it at high quality with highest worker standards. Tax payer funded, zero profit incentive. Everyone gets one. It lasts forever.

Fuck coffee shops, I’m doing laptop work in dive bars. ✅ WiFi ✅ booth seating ✅ happy hour prices ✅ dead empty ✅ don’t have to buy alcohol, they’re just happy someone is there at non-peak hours

Society doesn’t need rich people.

Apples and peanuts butter ✅ Apples and cheese ✅ Apples and balsamic vinaigrette ✅

Thank god for community centers. Everyone should have easy access to one in their neighborhood. They’re a blessing

If challengers was about pickleball those boys would have been balls deep in each other every other scene

Hot take but open casket funerals are important for grieving and I will be having one. Look at my fucking corpse please

You know what’s going to happen if the Trump administration forces wage garnishment for student loans payments? You will make a couple hundred people homeless in 3-6 months. We will break the 1 million homeless mark within the year.

I’m sorry fellow white queers, but part of decolonizing is not taking rocks home from your hikes

Not that anybody asked but if they make another d&d movie it should be a whole new cast and storyline every time. Get a whole franchise going. New settings, new class combinations, new stakes. It’ll keep the franchise alive way longer

Rage. Full of white hot rage. Fuck England. Fuck The US. Fuck El Salvador. Fuck every billionaire. Fuck every oil company. Fuck everyone using slave and child labor. Fuck the prison system. Fuck ICE. Fuck every class traitor who allowed any of this to happen

One day of pickleball and my whole body is in pain. How did I play sorta every day in school and be fine? 😂 gotta keep going to get to the other side of this ig

I love you Latin America

Finally played pickleball 😍✨ I’m obsessed. I’m gonna get sooooo annoying now

Check your student loans, people. My debt got bought by a company that immediately went out of business or something, all my accounts are zeroed out. Thank god I ignored them all these years ✌🏻

Manifesting Hasan Piker DMing me on Grindr

Yall im starting to get excited about Zohran Mamdani. The policy changes he is proposing in New York are pretty exciting compared to the current landscape and if he wins it could set a new precedent. The world is watching

The only thing that makes me wish I was older is the chance to have seen Selena in concert 🥲

Ever since trumps inauguration I have seen a shocking spike in young people (who typically don’t drink very much these days) making memes and TikToks glorifying alcoholism. It’s all in a cutesy jokey way but it went from 0 to ubiquitous extremely fast.

Every couple of years I decide I hate the way I dress, conclude I know nothing about how to dress myself, and then reinvent my look. Like a self loathing cicada ready to re-emerge all over again. Such a fun and relaxing processsssss 🙃🔥

People keep trying to get Chappell roan to crash and burn with fake controversy. God forbid a woman do anything. God forbid a pop star diva act like a pop star diva. You will never find a messiah. No one will ever live up to perfection. Shut the fuck up

Alpha/beta/sigma is just blue hair and pronouns for conservatives

Yoga teacher read us a poem from parable of the sower at the end of the queer/trans sliding scale Tuesday evening gentle yoga class. Portland, OR really is just like that

Are you doing anything personally to prepare for the US economy to drop into a serious recession/depression?

Bloody urine droplets on the public toilet seat 🧍🏼‍♀️hope they’re ok

I hate the GDP 💖

Happy birthday to all transgenders. May the unmarked vans never find us

More like honk tuah the way I’m doing it

I don't miss spring actually