Watch your step, Pope. Vance has killed before and will kill again

Can we PLEASE get some adults in charge here and across the world, for fuck's sake. And preferably women

Never change, Fox News

A disgrace to his name

Hey! I am changing my What's a Mook?/Jackbox party streaming schedule back to all night Thursday and Sunday nights, starting at 9:30pm ET! That does mean no more Tuesday and Saturday nights. See you Thursday night! twitch.tv/WhatsAMookGa... - Bernie

Happy Halloween! R.I.P. Fatso

TONIGHT! We get to play our exclusive early access to the new Jackbox Naughty Pack by @jackboxgames.bsky.social even though it doesn't launch until next week! Come play with us live! Starting at 9:30pm ET at twitch.tv/BernieMook Wishlist it on Steam! If you're nasty

Baseball 🥰 @milwaukeebrewers.bsky.social

It's been easy to make fun of how cartoonish John Sterling had become, and I've long since stopped rooting for the #Yankees or listening to him, but imo, early '90s John Sterling was the best baseball broadcaster of all time (1/8)

Rachel doesn't get the hype

Did anyone else just feel that sandworm go by

Daughter for sale. Has had all her shots

Happy Galentine’s Day, or Palentine’s Day, or, if your name is Val, Valentine’s Day

Our reindeer has seen better days, but his ass is still lit

No one: Man with fedora: 😚 Ladies

TIL the Last Week Tonight theme song has words - and it’s a bop www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAPj...

Happy Halloween! You got this

PFAADT it’s even funnier when it’s all caps

Not me temporarily turning on dark mode to take a screenshot to send to someone so they don’t make fun of me for normally using light mode

My daughter, who's about to go off to college for the first time, asked me if I wanted to watch Kiki's Delivery Service with her She's watched it a million times, but I haven't seen it, and she knew I've always wanted to I could just die 🥹

I am now Facebook friends with Chad Hermansen

Overheard in NYC: I’m gonna go on X right now and find the tweet

Don’t tell me how I can or can’t pee

If you want me to keep my car in the middle of the lane why did you put the steering wheel off to one side