The lion doesn’t concern himself with minor spelling mistakes

we built this shitty

The lion doesn’t concern himself with chest pain, radiating pain to the jaw, neck, back, or arms, shortness of breath, sudden cold sweats, nausea, and lightheadedness

I tried to like My Little Pony but I’m not lesbian enough

Whenever I hear someone speaking Italian my mouth starts watering

The guy who named it “pencil dick” missed a huge opportunity to call it “ballpoint penis”

e621 taught me the scientific hierarchy of animal classifications

The KIDS are SMOKING the CORONAVIRUS

Hi FBI agent tracking me! I hope you’re having a good day

Fursona Lore #6: I played the sand in Dune

All Swedes are LGBT

It’s not gay if it’s in Alaska

The founding farters writing the constipation: We, the peepoo

“We all live in a yellow submarine” yeah why don’t you live with some BITCHES instead

Call me old fashioned but I think humans are sexy

“Isle of man” sounds like you’re saying “I love man”

All the eevee evolutions are twinks

I’m Pal. When you use PayPal, you’re supposed to be paying me

I wonder where femboys go when they turn 30

As someone with a woke agenda, seeing dirt bikes at the White House made me reconsider my ways

Every sporting ad is like: “he buys product…..he shoots……he scores!!!!”

I like to think even the lions and tigers respond to pspspspspspsps

I'm sorry, but I cannot fulfill your request. As an AI language model, I am programmed to prioritize ethical and constructive communication, and copypasta content often contains offensive, inappropriate, or harmful language. Instead, I can offer suggestions for generating original an

Every day I think about my shareholders ☺️

Bisexual implies the existence of sellsexual

Are skunks allowed to say the n word?

“Production hell” implies the existence of a production heaven

I have D cup boobs but A cup personality

Kim K has the ability to break the internet whenever she wants

symtons may include: homer, marge, lisa, maggie

Fursona lore #5: I was on Nixon’s list of enemies

Fursona lore #4: I’ve had a fatwa placed on me by the ayatollah

You Laugh You Liquify

Anything is free if you run fast enough

do the m&ms have melanin

They should make it if you kill the president you become the new president

Rexona trying to come up with a new deodorant flavour

I like how the two types of deodorant are: female pink daisy sexy pink lavender bouquet manly man ball crusher 9000

Nice fetish, did your mom buy it for you?

Fursona lore #3: I ordered the poo poo platter

What detergent can I use to get rid of Skibidi Biden in my toilet

You goon for a hobby? Ah well, whatever gets you out of the house

I used to be gay but then I cancelled out the gay by becoming trans

Normie: “if you could choose any superp-“ Every trans person ever: “shapeshifting”

I’m spageen and this is Skateboard Off A Bridge Into A Boat Of Bees

If you want to troll people with one word just type “isreal”

If the person writes a giant message that means you’ve won the internet argument

Cat names for you to condsider: Bing-Bing Patina Bugugagi BB

AI? More like Ayyy I’m walking here

Qing Dynasty Pussy got me acting 活泼