Mario Learns The True Meaning Of Christmas

No Qantas, I’m Not Traveling With Dangerous Goods ;)

Introducing the new dance craze: Everybody Violently Shake Your Newborn Baby

I’m sorry mr government I didn’t realise I had to file them every year

All cats are Bosnian

My new catchphrase: “in THIS economy!?”

Me: I’m sick Doctor: what are the symptoms Me: Homer, Marge, Lisa, Bart and lil maggie :)

white man learns FLUENT MANDARIN by changing his IPHONE LANGUAGE to CHINESE

I have a WOKE AGENDA!!!! DO NOT FUCK WITH ME!!!

Minecraft ethical speedrun

Lunar calendar be like: “oh shit, I’m late for work! It’s half-past rabbit”

thank you @sammythetanuki.bsky.social for giving me a haircut

Skunk but Spider-taur (Commission for Spageen!)

Octo time >:) (commission for Spageen)

Taur forms: skunk edition (commission for Spageen)