Violet's Saturday feels. #CorgiCrew

What does Bennie want to do with all of Violet's bad jokes? Barium. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

For today's #ThrowbackThursday we'll post a few more of Jimi's pictures. We had him for 13 years and he was found wandering on a road. Since we're corgi people and he was part corgi we were asked to foster him. He had an infected cut on his paw and gum matted in his hair. 1/3🧵

No Violet jokes today, Jimi has peacefully crossed the 🌈 bridge this morning. We're going to miss this goofball. He was well behaved, and the house is going to be quieter without him. Rest in peace. #CorgiCrew #DogsOfBluesky

Ted Turner has died. His funeral will start at 7:05.

Dogs are bred for different jobs, and it shows.

Or... $8 a pound. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Sometimes we all need to remember the bright spots in the world. ❤️

Stop your doomscrolling and look at this otter

Bennie is not a fan of this joke. Or any of Violet's jokes. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

10/10

Fernando Mendoza says he won’t be accepting Trump’s invitation to the White House: “I can’t miss practice. … As a rookie, I don’t think that’s a good look.”

Lmao

I have been informed that once again the couch pillow has been claimed by Violet. #CorgiCrew #DogsOfBluesky

Bennie definitely says "boo" to this joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Dogs’ reactions when you ask them if they want a walk.

Father & son

Guys I still haven't heard back from tpusa 😭

Long thread but worth a read.

In 1902 president Theodore Roosevelt refused to shoot a black bear cub on a hunting trip. After seeing a cartoon of the incident, Brooklyn candy store owner Morris Mitchom created "Teddy's Bear" in 1903 and placed it in his shop window, creating the teddy bear. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes #FunFacts

#ThrowbackThursday to Bennie being a good big brother to Violet despite her constant harassment. She's always adored him and he plays with her a lot but still gets grumpy when he wants to just chill and she acts like she's on caffinated bath salts. #CorgiCrew ##TBT #DogsOfBluesky

Absolute truth from Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist Mike Luckovich. We warned you. You did it anyway. At that one moment, all you had to do was check the right box for a thriving, peaceful and successful life. And now every decent American is under complete, life-threatening assault.

Lightly toasted loaf. #CorgiCrew

Violet always puts a damper on Bennie's day. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

This is Cooper. He tried to politely decline the blowout, but apparently it's a nonnegotiable part of his spa package. 13/10 (IG: biscuitsandbathnyc)

National gas average: $4.23 Northern Indiana: (Diesel was $5.99)

Finders keepers.. Woof 🐶🦴😄 #dog #popcorn

Gee it's a total mystery as to why a Russian yacht was allowed to pass through both an Iranian and American naval blockade... Iran and US allowed Russian superyacht to cross Strait of Hormuz, source says | Reuters share.google/z6qJE9YH2WXE...

Bennie wants someone to please fescue him from Violet's terrible jokes. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Violet wants a crown for this one. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie's Monday mood. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻

Well I guess she's not wrong. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Good Sunday morning, friends! No time was wasted getting a White House Correspondents dinner video out. Still weird how the SS got Vance out with a quickness, and left jumbo the klown. Have a day, y'all!! Maybe one of these days we'll get a president who doesn't stage assassination. #SheShed

Lmao

As a comedian, Violet is unkoala-fied. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

2/3 of the dogs pictured are using proper bed usage. #CorgiCrew #Dachshunds #DogsOfBluesky

"Someone" decided to start a fight with her brother and got a claw to the top of her snoot. #CorgiCrew

Gop budget focuses on DHS funding. Dems version focused on affordability for everyday Americans. The 2 parties are not the same. Senate Adopts GOP Budget, Laying the Groundwork to Fund ICE and Reopen DHS - The New York Times share.google/owEF3rtDsdYk...

This joke is definitely not a cut above the rest. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie wants to scrub this joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Sometimes Etsy has some really good items.

Break a leg? #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Much like Susie, Bennie got the dreaded bath today. All trust is gone but just look at that fluffy butt. (Now without poop embedded in it) @midgeandsusie.bsky.social #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻

Lowering standards in hiring practices. Surely nothing bad will come of this. FBI and Justice Department try to rebuild after wave of resignations and firings | PBS News share.google/0VVPl9J6gZAn...

I heard it's Monday. Fluff that. #CorgiCrew

Wait... how'd he reach the steering wheel? #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

R's: sToP CaLlINg Us NaZiS Also R's: 🧐

More wealth transfer to the rich. Costs that were passed off onto consumers meant we paid more and now they're going to use our tax dollars to reimburse large companies. We paid the bill. Source: YouTube share.google/6ReZ0KCTrLiP...

This joke hits a sourdough note. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes