Me eating Cheetos:

Well, this is spot on.

Indoctrination of children wasn't enough. Now this asshat is going to go after teachers' unions. He can go deepthroat a cactus. Oklahoma MAGA School Boss Ryan Walters Quits to Lead New Conservative Battle share.google/nVKblLKtta7T...

#ThrowbackThursday to a young Tommy. The last photo is him with the first 3 (of many) toys he destroyed. He earned the nickname "Destructo" #CorgiCrew #Tomtom #TBT

😐 #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Someone's out there doing the lord's work. 🫡

Lmao

This joke is aw/ful. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Nothing makes maga madder than saying the exact same thing he said about someone else.

Isn't a good joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

That's great, it starts with an earthquake, birds and snakes, and aeroplanes, and Lenny Bruce is not afraid... People are quitting jobs and selling cars after becoming convinced world will end as we know it tomorrow share.google/8eHCReligntM...

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3 wishes from a magical genie and not one of them was to tell good jokes. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Thank you to all the well-wishes, we decided to honor our departed friend with a Sunday comic. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes (Thanks to ChatGPT for creating the image)

We're going to put the Violet jokes on hiatus for the remainder of the week. Dad lost a very important person today and needs some time to process. ❤️ you all, be back next week. Hug your loved ones.

Bad jokes are the nucleus of Violet's act. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Well, looky their. I two sometimes go's above end beyond all ways.

Just stumbling around for a Monday joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Sometimes Bennie's sweet enough to be a pillow for little sister Violet. Extra bonus shot of rear toe beans. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻

This whole thread is great and useful. Thank you @altnps.bsky.social for this.

Bennie's mouthy. He's like this a lot, our house is rarely quiet. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻

Violet said GO IRISH! #CorgiCrew #WeAreND

Bennie wishes a good night to all! #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪🐻

The more you know 😆

Friday afternoon nap time after running in circles outside with Bennie for 10 minutes. #CorgiCrew

Update: Civil War cancelled due to shooter being demographically uncooperative

Oh Violet... No. No, no. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

1,000,000,000 percent this

I'm finding it very odd that without knowing who the shooter is that we know it was a radical liberal with a political motive, there was transgender ideology engraved in the bullet, he was a military trained sniper, etc. But we still know almost nothing about Crooks.

If anyone can tell a bad joke, Violet conduit. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

So, tomorrow every republican is going to show up to work with this pin and tell the American people that it's "not the time" to discuss sensible gun laws, right?

Part of me wants to feel sorry for him but it's hard when he advocated for violence and spent years fueling the fire. I feel like he was eaten by the monster he created. That said, prayers to his family, the violence was preventable.

Carl Sagan talks about weapons, climate, and the risks of technology.

Ain't no sunshine from bad jokes. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

I'm sure everyone who owns a dog can relate to this.

Always yell Free Bird. Always.

At yeast Violet's right on this one. She should always rise to the occasion like that. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

This tracks, Eminem never really cared much for guys who wear clown makeup to appear in public.

I would like to point out the talent it takes to miss 100% of the notes in a song that you wrote. Kudos to Sarah Brand on being able to beat the statistical probability of hitting at least 1 note in 4 minutes and 26 seconds. She nailed it. youtu.be/5sN7kgEw954?...

Bennie did not want this photo on the interwebs, he wants everyone to know he's still a #MurderBear 🔪🐻 and is not being sweet. Thank you for your attention to this matter. #CorgiCrew

Lmfao

(I certainly hope it's not an open bar...) #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Sunday fun day backyard shenanigans. Lots of snorting. #CorgiCrew

Her last kerfuffle must've worn her out. #CorgiCrew

Bennie also wants to leaf these bad jokes. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Wok on by this one. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

*sigh * maybe one day soon. (Not soon enough)

If it stood up, this whale would be roughly 11and 1/2 people tall.

"A-bad-joke-I-guess." -Bennie #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes