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Last I knew Death once had a Chuck Norris experience but I thought this wasn't possible. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table as he only recognizes the element of surprise. Chuck Norris Dead: Walker, Texas Ranger Star Was 86 share.google/3olJksyR8Xta...

This joke is baaaad. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

#ThrowbackThursday to a tiny little Tommy at a few months old. The little puppy Kong he loved, his first sploot when he still had the black puppy hair, and him posing with his first victim- err, toys. #CorgiCrew #Tomtom

Just ordered 60 of these. Looking forward to putting them up on gas pumps all over town. I'm sure the 80+% maga in the county will appreciate them.

So has Fetterman started walking around with the stupid red had and officially switched parties or no? Because every one of his votes seems to be pro-maga.

I've never heard of a talking pencil. A paperclip, yes, but not a pencil. It looks like you're trying to write a letter, would you like help with that? #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

This is Pipsqueak. Her bed is a banana. Technically speaking it is a banana split, but either way, very a-peeling. 12/10 (IG: sassypebs)

*facepalm* #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Breaking: Dr. Frankenstein says monster he created needs to calm down. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

Bennie wants CEO Tim Apple to bribe him with a gold brick for having to put up with Violet's bad jokes. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

It was 65ish Friday with strong winds (one gust recorded at 71 mph) then this was the snow Saturday. 68 Sunday and it's currently 28 now.

Violet's almost as long as Bennie. #CorgiCrew

Bennie asks if there could be no sycamore of these awful jokes. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

It's amazing how rich CEOs made record profits by raising prices during the Biden years and now they can all of a sudden lower their prices. It's not coincidental. McDonald's launches $3 items and $4 meal deals for price-conscious customers | Fox Business share.google/CKxX3acbE1yk...

This isn't even calf-way the best joke we've herd all week. Happy Friday. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Journalism done right. All reporters need to do this to his lies.

The trump administration proving once again there's nothing un-fuck-up-able. 🤦‍♂️ A US Navy Ship Ran Aground After Captain Urged Last-Minute Shortcut - Business Insider share.google/VaMQWfOCp9ZE...

When you can't put gas in your tank These fuckers are laughin' their way to the bank, and cashin' their check Askin' you to have compassion and have some respect Pete Hegseth Spent Millions on Steak, Crab Legs and Lobster: Report - Newsweek share.google/l5Xeb3EyITD4...

News from the homefront: there's been another pillow takeover. #CorgiCrew #PillowThief

Tuesday it was 76 here. Last night it was 25. Weather whiplash. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Lol🤣

Indoctrination. If they were truly interested in just getting people to vote they'd do it nonpartisan. Indiana Secretary of State Turning Point USA partnership share.google/h9OO8XkCGXqM...

These lyrics still hit hard. youtu.be/2Ndi1IDkXRE?...

Strawman reason. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Bennie was told of he didn't behave we were posting his fluffy butt on the interwebs. He did not so here's him splooting with his fuzzy paws and bear nubbin. #CorgiCrew #MurderBear 🔪 🐻

100% this

Bennie's crying mayday on this joke. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

The "I VOTED FOR THIS" crowd is eerily quiet...

*whew* That went in a completely different direction than I thought it was going to. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

I'm not sure why they haven't texted me back 😭

Republicans: we care about your children! Also republicans: your 6 year old should be working in coal mines or assembling cars Braun signs bill eliminating child labor tracking in Indiana share.google/FUe8WC4WRxL3...

This from the same guy who wants parents to have "more control over what's being taught to their children" The hypocrisy is staggering. Indiana Governor signs bill restricting kids' social media use share.google/8yaER75ojOFx...

If America has killed the supreme ruler of Iran, it's only fair that they retaliate by doing the same. It's a sacrifice I'm willing to make.

Circular logic. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

#ThrowbackThursday to a baby Bennie and his various sploots. #CorgiCrew #TBT #DogsOfBluesky #MurderBear 🔪🐻

Gas last Thursday: $2.79 Gas Monday: $3.29 Gas today: $3.59 I'm just going to sit here and see how this is all Biden's fault...

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

I am now in my 55th year of being an imminent millionaire.

Terrible picture as it's my computer screen but everything at the Canada border that had tariffs are ordered to go through without them immediately. Courts are continuing to discuss refunds.

If Bennie was journaling all of Violet's good jokes, the book would be empty. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

Lou Holtz passed away. He was a local legend and although I lost a lot of respect for him with his political opinion, I'm still glad Notre Dame is honoring his legacy. Requiescat en pace.

Violet was floundering on this for a while. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

2 and 1/2 years later and Bennie is still Violet's favorite pillow. ❤️ #CorgiCrew

Ironic, since that assclown was so against education. Unless it's more of a "get an education so you don't turn out like this jackass" warning banner. Source: USA Today search.app/671HW

Violet said no comments from the peanut gallery. #CorgiCrew #VioletHasJokes

I don't know why we even try to get the sofa cover on when Violet burrows and covers herself up with it. #CorgiCrew

Gratuitous Violet butt pic. #CorgiCrew