Trump’s address tot he nation tomorrow: We won the war even though we broke everything and our so-called allies should grow a pair and have you seen my ballroom? Anyway, we won

Okay, hold up Kristi Noem…

One of these days I’m going to put all of my typos together and make the best/worst post you’ve ever scene

Trump is bored of Iran

Trump should just name his anti-AntiFascism effort “ForFascism” for clarity www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

You’re not Irish You’re from Dorchester 🙄

We probably should’ve caught on when the put a literal Handmaid on the Supreme Court

Stocks surge after Taco Tacos again

University buildings should be named after C students not pedophiles and billionaires Completely unrelated, Rutgers if you need a C student to start with … 🖐️

We’re going back to the Freedom Fries idiocy again aren’t we? 🤦‍♂️

Making me pay a surcharge to register my electric vehicle because I won’t be paying gas taxes is like surcharging my groceries because I won’t be paying a cigarette tax Or something 😡

I’m sure it’s just a coinkydink but NO ONE at work scheduled any meetings on April Fools Day tomorrow

Of course the Trump Presidential Library (lol) will be built on an employee parking lot All that, for one copy of The Art of the Deal ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

If you take Kharg Island… You still have to go through the Strait of Hormuz… I have a feeling a “brilliant” plan is in the offing 🙄

If the stock markets took a week off I wonder how the Trump regime would make decisions 🧐

I don’t even think Putin and Netanyahu have Kompromat on Trump He just wants the big boys to thinks he’s a big boy too It’s the saddest most pathetic reason

One the one hand, Yes Trump is caving to Putin by allowing a Russian oil tanker to go to Cuba On the other hand, Jesus Christ stop punishing Cuba

When you’re on a teams call and someone starts with “respectfully…” 😮 🍿

Shatner is the pest tense of Shitner

Okay, if the taco truck skeet gets 2,000 Likes, you’re all getting tacos Not from me, you just all seem very taco-forward so go… eat 🌮

“All humans are identical under their skin. Why, then, do they not simply unite?” - The Economist, probably

Pretty sure the quiet storm post will remove some of the taco truck followers I contain multitudes Dirty dirty multitudes 🫢

Ugh Was listening to Quiet Storm at the gym this morning and impregnated the squat rack again 🙄

Saw the Men’s USWNT did their thing again this weekend 🫤

500 followers? Absolutely not

1,000+ likes for the taco truck post? Y’all hangry 🌮🚚 ✌️🇺🇸

Log back in to 30+ notifications and it’s the damn tacos again 🌮

We could’ve had taco trucks on every corner, assholes

Another counter-protestor (🙄) yelled that we are all “ret*rded” and that “they’re killing each other in Baltimore” And who exactly are “they,” Billybob? 🍿

My 88-year-old mother-in-law says we’re being too polite - we need to break some windows We made a deal that I would bail her out #NoKings

3 points out of 12 is rough What’s happening! #RiseUp #woso

Today is the first time I’ve heard someone yell “Heil Hitler” in real life More shocking than I expected And of course it was a guy in a truck Anyway, No Kings!

Tiger Woods is a bad guy, right? I mean, the golf was fun 25 years ago, but come on now

As today is the last Friday in March, it’s a good time to remind people that Bret Stephens continues to be a paid lickspittle dumbass “…a war that will almost surely be over by the end of the month…” to be continued…

Look, we’re lucky they didn’t call the KCC bar “Not One Drop”

Wild to think that Alex Ovechkin is a Millennial

Nationals’ magic number is now 89

Spending the day noting who is posting the “citizens in LA chase ICE agents” video so I know who to put in my “oh my sweet summer child” starter pack Gullible well-meaning naïfs

Ovechkin sleeping til noon today after taking his first defensive zone faceoff of the season 😴 200 feet is far, y’all

Baseball’s great because it’s important on Opening Day and then again sometime in September

Heading over to the Discover feed Pray for me 🙏

wtf, Capitals? I watch you losing a 3-1 game to the Mammoth, go to bed, and you win a 6-1 game while I’m asleep? 7-4 and an Ovechkin hat trick? 2 from Miroshnichenko? TWO?? I need you to be so for real from now on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This entire administration is based on the idea that white boys are oppressed All of it Just enormous soft-handed babies who can’t reach home from third base without a lawsuit

Cursive is dumb, and also good luck reading historical documents without it

2 points out of 9 is not a great start Good thing there are 4 more matches this season

All this talk of Agentic AI and AI tokens and tokenmaxxing just sounds like the Blockchain people found a new hobby

I wonder if these Manfluencers have ever tried PersonalityMaxxing 🤔

At least Gotham is currently pooping the bed 💩

*tries a little reverse woso psychology* Wow is JUSTUS having a fantastic game for the Royals!!! *waits*

Free DC very clearly audible on the feed - nice work 🫡