Really haven’t seen enough Marisa Tomei content on BlueSky and I’m livid

last story working for the billionaire and his sycophants Reinstated 5-day in-office policy (based on feels) and one of the fluffers said “people may leave, but not those who ride or die for the company” RIDE OR DIE FOR PEOPLE, NOT COMPANIES! Companies aren’t ever ride or die for you, dummy

*shuffles up to you, twitching and scratching” Hey man, you got any games? Any matches? I just need a little something. A group stage rerun? A 90 in 30 of Bosnia/Qatar? Anything, man. I just need to hear Goooooooooool! *shuffles off, muttering*

I feel like if a show is getting 25 Emmy nominations maybe people need to watch more shows

*Checking in on Mitch McConnell*

Maybe someone’s first elected position shouldn’t be United States Senator Join your school board first How about the City Council?

NY Times: 4.6 million spectators attended the first 72 matches of the World Cup surpassing the 1994 attendance record of 3.5 million in 52 matches Guys, that’s FEWER people per match ~67,000 in 1994, ~63,000 in 2026 There are more matches so there are more people overall Jesus

James Corden should just have Alexi Lalas as a guest so we can open the Seventh Seal already

Last day of Conmebol presence in this here FIFA World Cup?

Somehow at the end of this Kevin Spacey and Robin Wright are going to be in the White House

I’m sort of glad this is our fourth or fifth most-popular sport tbh If we actually cared* this would be unbearable *as a nation… I know there are lots of US soccer degenerates out there

All three host nations out in the round of 16

Alexi Lalas and is going to quadruple down that the solution to an underperforming US Men’s National Team is MORE pay-to-play soccer all the way down to the U-8 rec league level

I’m not saying, I’m just saying #USWNT

Follow me for more Northern European geography skeets

If the US loses to Belgium tonight they can complete the BENELUX trifecta by losing to Luxembourg in the 2030 Round of 16 ⚽️ 🇳🇱 🇧🇪 🇱🇺 ⚽️

Speaking of Belgium… In Bruges is a great film

At the half we’ll be outside the stadium asking Americans to find Belgium on a map 🇧🇪 Hint: it’s here…

“Sex Pest” makes them sound like annoyances not criminals Anyway, suck it Ronaldo

Since Ronaldo is now in the U.S. with nothing to do…

Neymar headed back to Brazil like

I now follow the time-honored tradition of switching from Love-Watching the FIFA World Cup to Hate-Watching the FIFA World Cup 🥰 I hope everyone loses and feels bad

Just great Now no one’s going to take FIFA seriously, you guys 🤷‍♂️🙄 - A World Cup Skeet™️

Wife: please stop calling it that Me, sitting outside the chicken coop: what, my cluck chair? Wife: Jesus Christ

Not a single umbrella at Azteca

I hope Mexico wins 14-1 Is that possible? No Do I want it? Yes

Just found out my wife doesn’t like hot butter on her breakfast toast and I don’t know how to end this joke

If you stutter-step during a penalty…

Y’all I don’t know if you’ve seen the Saka sauce at Nando’s but here’s the Saka sauce from Nando’s

Victor Willis, lead singer of The Village People, has passed away on the last day of Pride Month 🌈 We may now use YMCA as a gay anthem again Carry on

If someone in the ‘90s told me they were all that and a bag of chips I would be very mad if they didn’t actually have a bag of chips So mad

Wet Bulb thermometer walking into Rowdy Audi like

I want a snack from the secret snack stash but my son is dicking around in the kitchen 😡

How is Ken Paxton even still in the Texas Senate race? I mean, I KNOW how, but also, how??????

I understand the need for HIPAA protections, but it would be nice if someone looked into Tom Kean’s months-long hospital stay

Tom Kean is a triple nepo baby congressman anyway and has never had a real job Fuck him

Who do we think FreddyLA7 really is? Wrong answers only

Sure this is fashy, but it’s also very poor design The scale is too big for the space There is no way to attach to the balcony because of the wings, and attaching to the columns calls attention to the scale issue The gold has no consistency with the classic black and white exterior Also, Nazi

Not my 8 heads, not my duffel bag

I plan on being a handful today

*arriving at the Great American State Fair* Sorry folks, park is closed. Moose out front shoulda told ya

Fun Fact: Country Roads was written about Clopper Road in Montgomery County, Maryland Okay, so not a FUN fun fact, but still You know what, screw you, West Virginia #stolenvalor - A World Cup Skeet™️

Quit my job yesterday so today we find out if anyone panics

The good news for UEFA is that they literally HAVE to win one of today’s knockout games That’s just math ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Chloe Kelly ass World Cup

Mom’s spaghetti must’ve sucked

The Netherlands can still win if Mike Pence has the courage - A World Cup J6 Skeet™️

UEFA? More like UEFA goodbye to the World Cup A World Cup Skeet™️

UEFA flopping is special flopping 🙄

It’s pretty funny that some of the Whitest people on the planet decided on orange 🟧 as their color