Broke down and went to urgent care yesterday for this crud I’ve been dealing with. Got a shot and some antibiotics and I’m not exaggerating when I tell y’all after one day of meds I feel so much better already.

Been fighting sickness for three weeks, voice has been gone for two, and baby girl has now been sick all week. I’m exhausted 😩

This one is special 🤍

Just watched Voicemails for Isabelle and cried like an absolute baby. People with sisters tread carefully because oooof. 😭

Going from being perpetually online in 2020 to letting my nitro expire in 2026. For me that’s growth.

Aaaaaaand still gone 😭

My voice is officially gone 😩

Started the week off with food poisoning and my body is still not fully recovered. I just want to feel better. 😭

Having to make big life choices fucking sucks.

Jarl is an incredible creator and even better human being and I am very lucky to have shared this space with him for many years. If you aren’t following already please do so, and if you can subscribe as well. You will not regret it, that I can promise you!

Speaking as someone whose mother wouldn’t let them get this vaccine as a teen and then had a scare at 34, you can still get this vaccine up to around 45. Penis havers can also get the vaccine (per my doctor) as they can be carriers and they aren’t usually tested. So don’t think it’s too late!!

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First day back at work after four months of leave, y’all send positive vibes. I’m gonna need them.

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I follow this art account on Insta that makes little sculptures and I just need others to see them because I love them so much. Just a lil cutie patootie!!

Well, it’s finally happened. The postpartum hair loss gods have claimed me as their victim.

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He is back and is now claiming that he is 18. I don't trust it and I don't think you should either. Both of them and all backup accounts are banned!

I’m down to my last few weeks of maternity leave, and I’m nowhere near ready to leave my child and go back to work. I was very fortunate to get 16 weeks of leave but let me assure you it’s still not enough. To anyone who got less time or no time, you are my hero, I don’t know how you did it.

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Just watched the entire Off Campus season in one sitting and I’m OBSESSED. I think they did such a good job adapting the books, did they change some things? Yes. But it what they changed felt natural and helped things flow for the sake of a TV adaptation. 10/10 recommend!

Today marks four years since The Husband and I’s first date. Just thinking about how much my life has changed in those four years is mind boggling to me. It’s been a crazy, amazing, journey and we’re still just getting started. 🤍

As someone who’s avoided Mother’s Day for the last decade due to a strained relationship with my own mother, it feels very foreign to now be the one being celebrated.

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There is another married couple in our friend group that has this bad habit of having disagreements with one another in the group chat and it’s AWKWARD 😬

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You can always tell the people who truly want the real answer to the “how are you” question vs those that are just asking out of perceived obligation.

If I fill out a form for your company to EMAIL me more information and you then proceed not to email me but call me FIVE times in the span of a few hours it makes me not want to do business with you in any way. Sincerely, An Overstimulated Millennial

You can’t really understand how postpartum depression hits you until you’re in it. I thought I was prepared but damn if I wasn’t wrong. To anyone that’s felt this, or is feeling this, I see you. You’re not alone. 🤍

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This is a Cat checkpoint. Show me the most recent cat image on your phone.

The Husband just told me he thinks I look sexy in my new diapers.

Tomorrow my baby sis undergoes yet another surgery. She has to have a skin graft to help patch up an incision site from her many many brain surgeries. I know we are all strapped for cash, but if you have the ability to spare a few dollars while my sister recovers from this procedure.

We celebrated Valentine’s Day a little differently this year 💗 Baby girl has officially joined the party, full head of red hair and all. 💗

My blood pressure is “borderline” per my doctor so my manager sent me home to work for the rest of this week, if not the rest of this pregnancy. That’ll help with some of the stress at least. 😅

These are fun (current state mislabeled for obvious reasons)

Well…

In the words of The Husband: “That’s more snow than I have dick” ❄️

No because what do you mean we could get 10” of snow now… The south ain’t built for this mess.

And it’s still falling ❄️

Not Catherine O’Hara 😭😭😭😭😭

I’ve reached the point in this pregnancy where now I get to go to the doctor weekly. 🙃

Want to know how to help us here in Minnesota but are out of state? 1. Amplify voices. Sharing. Reposting. Talking. 2. Start organizing in your area. 3. Money. So many are at risk right now, they’re mutual aid funds of many kinds to help keep people safe.

Dinner for the week has been sorted 🤝

Impulse buy at the store, never seen them packaged like this in my life. Best I can describe them is they are thinner and slightly crunchier than the standard ones. Size wise think cheez-it.

Got my RSV vaccine yesterday and all I want to do is sleep. 😴

Oh and incase you were wanting to gift me for my birthday, I would love donations to any reputable charity of your choice. ♥️

My cuddle bug loves the pregnancy pillow just as much as I do at this point 🥹