*drops obvious thirst trap on the timeline in an attempt to spark signs of life*

//goodness, it’s been a while. Anyone alive over here?

“Hmm. Suppose this Sunday I’m looking for a workout partner…”

When that ✨spark✨ just happens… @itsbrookebabes.bsky.social

Going somewhere?

New people and refugees welcome, to me and those others coming back for technical, social, or political reasons as well, welcome to you all. It’s good to be among friends. #Bskyrp #Blueskyrp #MVRP #crossoverrp #nsfwrp #literaterp

Hello there Bluesky. What’s new?

The tux is non negotiable, love. Only the color…

And this time, generic goons, aim the laser beam directly at his head and not vaguely nearby so he’s got time to escape.

“WAFFLES WERE SCIENTIFICALLY DESIGNED TO HOLD MORE SYRUP! THATS JUST MATHS, THAT IS! THATS THE WHOLE POINT OF EAT…” *is dragged away by goons from Big Pancake*

Clara Oswald Multi ship Detailed and friendly writer Writes non lewd and lewd with a good build up . Please like and retweet .💋

Coffee acquired. ✨

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♬ Ꮛɱ︎ɱ︎ყ ƇαƖƖ ♬ ♪ Female AU of #EmbryCall ♩3rd In Command of The Black Pack ♪ Only Female in the pack ♩ Health Care Assistant, Musician ♪ Not #LifeAndDeathRP ♩ #TwilightRP #AU #MC #21+ ♡︎ @behindmypack.bsky.social ’s Girlfriend!

“Keep it nearby, yeah? I might need to leave quickly. A name for the valet? Bond… James Bond.” #openrp #mvrp #literaterp #modernrp #bskyrp

//coming back to this account and going to change from the holiday theme, haha

Santa’s Thought of the Day: Spread joy, compassion, love and happiness. With everyone including yourself. Ho Ho Ho!

Santa’s Thought of the Day: Spread joy, compassion, love and happiness. With everyone including yourself. Ho Ho Ho!

//thinking Alexi might be a good post-holiday muse…

𝓐𝓵𝓵 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓲𝓼 𝓸𝓷𝓮 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓰𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓵𝓲𝓯𝓮. - Survivor of the #ShadowRiverPack massacre - Loyal - Singer/Songwriter #RP #MDNI #MatureContent Banter & SLs RTs & Likes Appreciated #ShawWolfPack

Mreow miau mrrp!

He is known by many names. Nick or Nikolai, of course. Santa, Saint Nick, Santa Claus. The Yulefather, Father Christmas. And in one odd realm of the multiverse he is The Hogfather, sleigh pulled by giant tusked boars as he delivers presents of cured meats to the poor and hungry in midwinter.

*Ina Garten voice* As far as the cookies are concerned, if you’re not much of a baker, store bought is fine. Ho Ho Ho!

“Where’d I get all the muscles? Ho Ho Ho! YOU carry this bag everywhere it needs to go Christmas night! The only workout you’ll ever need. You wouldn’t happen to have any… cookies, would you? I’m carb loading.”

He is known by many names. Nick or Nikolai, of course. Santa, Saint Nick, Santa Claus. The Yulefather, Father Christmas. And in one odd realm of the multiverse he is The Hogfather, sleigh pulled by giant tusked boars as he delivers presents of cured meats to the poor and hungry in midwinter.

And now we come to the weather! As you can see: Hyrule is expecting some light HYAH’s! But it’s nothing compared to all the brooding due to overcome Gotham. Cybertron’s currently experiencing some rusty downpours. While in the Alpha Quadrant the weather is whatever Q fancies today.

“Where’d I get all the muscles? Ho Ho Ho! YOU carry this bag everywhere it needs to go Christmas night! The only workout you’ll ever need. You wouldn’t happen to have any… cookies, would you? I’m carb loading.”

“HO HO HO!”

Have you been good this year? Or extra naughty? Liking this post lets Santa know you’re ready for him to slide down your chimney and into your DMs so you can tell Santa all the secret things you want.

Saint Nick says: good girls deserve to get everything they want.

⋆ 🎀 𝒜𝓊𝓉𝓊𝓂𝓃 𝑀𝒶𝑒 🎀 ⋆ ⚞ A singer/dancer trying to make a name for herself while struggling with friends, family and the pressures of life. ⚟ ♛ A soft soul ♛ MV friendly ♛ Plots/banters welcomed ♛ #OCRP || #MVRP || #OpenRP || #BSkyRP ❤ and ⥁

“Come now, come now. Surely even if you don’t believe you know how this works. Take a seat on my lap and tell if if you’ve been good and what you want. I’m sure to give you just what you deserve…” Ho Ho Ho. Happy holidays, #RPSky #BskyRP #openrp #multiverserp