The MTV VMAs made me realize one fact. We always view aging in Hip Hop as corny. But the truth is, aging artists in Hip Hop become corny. Not the same thing. Success makes you assimilate into what you were originally against. Sad to See.

Woke up with a positive thought today, so I’m sharing it. Every day ends in “Y”… Opportunity. Have a groovy one ✌🏾

Cam Newton better watch his back at all costs…

Flipping the Channels Is Too Much Work… TMZ Sports asked Stephen A. Smith about the Epstein client list. Let that sink in. When the Court Jester gets the mic, it’s not to educate, it’s to entertain. Even a clown looks important in regalia. Less Static, More Substance.

What we’re not about to do is turn Hip Hop into a USA vs UK back-and-forth. This isn’t the NBA. We’re not dragging the “international debate” into rap. Somebody tell Skepta he’s an afterthought. A footnote at best. Meanwhile, Lawbrey out here colonizing the already colonized.

Flipping the Channel Is Too Much Work… Stephen A. Smith works for ESPN, owned by Disney. So when he says he doesn’t care who was on the Epstein list… Was his name on it? Or is he protecting someone? Either way, he needs to be on that Shannon Sharpe vacation. Less Static. More Substance.

Flipping the Channel Is Too Much Work… “You know I got language barriers, huh It’s no accent you can sell me, huh” – K. Dot Lawbrey won’t say his name, but let the crowd chant it. We went from “Will Chubbs crash something?” to “Yes, boss.” Less Static. More Substance!

Lawbrey is the Most Bothered Unbothered Emcee. Imagine, on the 4th of July (the anniversary of the “Not Like Us” video), you release a sub-diss against LeBron, who’s playing golf, while still referring to The Pop Out?

Apparently the meaning of the Third Verse of Not Like Us…

Because a Picture Is Worth A Thousand Words…

First the Nottoway Plantation burned down… Now Boat Explosion on Lake Lanier… Happy 15 Days After Juneteenth Day!

Didn’t have this on the Bing card… Tony Rock is on the Clock!

Flipping the Channel Is Too Much Work… B. Simone is online crying about shopping at H&M… Meanwhile, folks out here are hustling just to afford basic necessities—just trying to survive with some dignity. Less static, More substance.

🙏🏾 C5F!

Happy Freedom Day!

Because a picture is worth A Thousand words…

Flipping The channel Is Too Much Work… Who in DOGE approved the budget for this parade? Were those who were VolunTold given liberty to make up for it? Meanwhile, peaceful protests in every major city outnumbered the “Pass-In-Review at the nation’s capital. Less Static. More Substance.

Two Words…

Happy 2 Months after this photo turn into 24 Years in the Navy Day!

Because I heard there was a Bitter Break Up Today… I felt inspired 😏 Actually I got tired of Kenny being misused in a Meme 😂

Starting to think this is going to be my response when I Tap Dancers on Social Media!

Message for the day…. There is no 401K for Coons.

If we Keep It A Kobe Bean… Memorial Day is an Observance that should have been cut under the guise of DEI as it was started by Black Americans in South Carolina in 1865.

Where’s the Lie?

When you need a sign that you have to recalibrate your Al G. Rhythms… You see this Sellout. The Day this Mascot can no longer be championed will be a Holiday.

Because I needed a TL Cleanse! I’ve been cooking RGIII, Acho and Portnoy for the last 96hrs. Oh I won’t stop, because those three will always say something stupid.

It’s been 2 titles since Angel Reese beat Iowa, so how is this relevant? The Fever have 3 All-Stars—but sure, “just add Clark” makes them contenders. Caitlin Clark doesn’t even have a “Y” in her name. But this take from Shady? Shows “WhY” the WNBA has a problem!

RGIII entered the chat, when he should have deleted the tweet! Sports are a Microcosm of Society that truly reveals where we are as a Society. This is going to be a long WNBA Season.

When Dave Portnoy becomes your franchise’s unofficial mascot—despite the vile things he’s said in the past—and you still don’t distance yourself? You’re not neutral. You’re not silent. You’re complicit.

Do You Even Sports Bro? #WHODAT said they wasn’t cut out for the City so he retired? That’s Right Derek SubCarr! I’m not happy that he is off the #NewOrleansSaints roster… I am happy he is no longer in the League! And as his last act… Spite! Stop Talking Sports!

The InterWebs Don’t Miss!!!!

I wonder how upset I am about to be, but something tells me I’m not.

Word of the day… Not sports related. Don’t check on the strong friend, it annoys them. They know there is an angle in there somewhere. Thank you for attending my Theodore Tangent.

This clown has never raised his right hand and been sworn in. Damn Fool!

I can hear the Taps from here. 😏

For those who celebrate it: Happy “I’m Taking My Ball and Going Home” Day!!!!

Before the days ends!!! Happy NLU Day!!! Gina Views Cracks Me Up!

Why are we listening to the Old Man in the Club wearing Skinny Jeans with his knees exposed?

One of these days people with the same Hue as me will not be comfortable being a Mascot.

Play Stupid Games win 45% reduction in Salary 🤷🏾‍♂️

Happy “Not Like Us” Day! For Those Who Celebrate It!

After news has spread that a Fade Request was made and denied… ‘Squabble Up’ has to be viewed much differently now. If I go into my Rapper Brain… This was not a Subliminal… This was a Perceptible…

We learned that an Artist with a Size 7 Mens on asked for a Fade with a Sensitive Rapper in Pajama Clothes… Only for it to be declined, and instead countered with a Lawsuit. Happy Meet The Grahams Day! 🗣️ Hey Siri play Squabble Up!

Happy “Meet The Grahams” Day!

A year ago today… BBL Drizzy drop Family Matters and lost as soon as the song started with his mother. 7 minutes of straight Cheeks! Everyone thought he had a “Red Button” But we found out that “Red Button” was sold to him by Wile E. Coyote from the Acme Company!

What a time to be alive… Just to think that K Dot made a Time Stamp a setup record… Aubrey was laughed at on The Heart pt. 6 May was a rough month for Aubrey… Don’t Forget BBL Drizzy! Between Story of Addidon and Meet The Grahams. He is still Daft Punk Drizzy

Lakers loose this game… ESPN has to let Shannon Sharpe leave timeout for one show!

Media will miss a Golden Opportunity Today: Giannis wasn’t just addressing an altercation—he gave a quiet window into the immigrant experience. Seen but not heard. Present but afraid. The fear of deportation still lingers in today’s America. And the message? It found the messenger.

Can the Black Congregation trade Desi Banks? Nobody I mean nobody find a faster way to add cringe to comedy.

Happy Euphoria Day! That only means the One Year Anniversaries of Meet the Grahams Not Like Us The Pop Out GNX SB Halftime Are on the way! He told him to wear a helmet, like Daft Punk. Turns out he may want to keep it on.