Does this mean they’re also no longer welcome at The Continental?

She looks like Kramer after he fell asleep in the tanning bed.

Hard to tell what the most insane part of this image is but I think it has to be either the humanoid robot or what is clearly Robert Mueller disguised as George Washington.

What it meant to say was 40 attendees, 850,000 words from dear leader, and 50 million people sitting at home alone in the dark wondering what the fuck is going on.

Generic Lackey: “Mr President, things are dire. The fair stinks, the pool is green, and it looks like your hand is about to fall off. We need to do something to boost morale. Something bold, invigorating even. What do you suggest?” The President: “Dumocrats. Ballroom. Communist algae. Golf course.”

I stumbled into Nostalgia, Ultra the other day and was reminded of how unprecedented Frank’s first act was. That journey inspired a rework of Novocane which I am kind of loving. on.soundcloud.com/56JsstX4cBJ9... #tbt #MusicSky #MusicianSky #FrankOcean #Remix

“Why do people fight me for having something even better?” This man’s whole outlook on life summed up in one question.

This Trump social media crash out is more unhinged and egregious than Kanye’s and I don’t think it’s close.

Also, like, what if they used AI to do the word count and the AI was upset by the anti-AI content and vastly overstated the word count to discourage people from reading but there actually are only like 100 words

This waveform (left, and expanded) made my day. Middle is a percussion clip for reference of what normal clips look like. That bass synth is the sonic equivalent of pepper x. #MusicianSky

Have to love the 10+ post threads about how BlueSky stinks when the actual (and somehow, despite all those words, unsaid) sentiment is as concise as, “I don’t get as many likes/comments here because my posts are lame.”

Stoked for this new Martin Kohlstedt drop. Great zone out slash reflection music. martinkohlstedt.com/pages/kluft #NewMusic #MusicSky #Music #ElectronicMusic #Ambient #Soundscapes

A bit simple for a first draft. Right now the evolution is manual but the aim is to sync the visual components to audio parameters so everything evolves together. #MusicSky #TouchDesigner #Music #Ambient #Experimental #ElectronicMusic youtu.be/hOqMVt5vUCI

Hi #MusicSky! Still getting up and running but thought I’d start sharing and getting some feedback. If the idea of being a day one OG fan is appealing to you then now is your time. 😎🙏🏻 on.soundcloud.com/vuzuErhsfxtW...

I know this is beside the point but is there a logical explanation for "President" being not all caps? Like how does that happen?

hopefully maybe forever sounds like a Taylor Swift era

Ok so this family walks into a talent agency...

Oh no are we living in a prequel to Brave New World

I’m just saying, I’d buy the tshirt.

1. Give me money 2. Give me oil 3. Give me land 4. Stop being mean to me on social media /endlist

Calling anything this moron posts on social media a "plan" is like calling a family size bag of cool ranch doritos a "meal"

Don’t Be A Menace To The Mandalorian While Drinking With Grogu In The Hood.

Top 10 social media account and the material is somehow getting better and better. This is the content we need.

Holy projection, Batman!

My god I’d forgotten how hard Emerald Rush slaps.

If these lists have taught me anything it’s that y’all are way older than I expected.

Myriad Elaines, Georges and Kramers but at least BlueSky has one Jerry.

$40m to find Don Jr a drug dealer? Damn, maybe the affordability crisis is real after all.

The US since 2016 is like when football players are waltzing into the end zone untouched but they start celebrating too early and drop the ball at the half yard line for a touchback only instead of like 0.3 seconds the fumble takes 10 long years.

Kendrick has that look like he just found pickles in his burger after having asked the server if there would be pickles, being told there wouldn’t be, and then saying, “Okay, but if there would be pickles I don’t want em. No pickles, please,” and the server saying, “You got it bro no pickles.”

One day you’re a random DC coke dealer constantly dodging the law, the next you’re at the White House Correspondents Dinner cucking the FBI director. What a world.

If I know one thing about the classification level of “Militarily Top Secret” it’s that it is reserved only for topics that should be aggressively flaunted on social media.

I wish I loved anything as much as Donald Trump loves attention.

Say what you will about this man but he clearly takes his ballrooms very, very seriously.

$500m taxpayer money on the cheapest airplanes possible to deport immigrants to countries they’ve never heard of. If only the Dems weren’t in hiding and could do something with this.

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

Do you ever ponder the eventual final straw that will end all this? And what the fallout of that will look like? And how long it will take to return to any semblance of normal? Yeah me neither haha jk

If the desire for grandeur through construction lies on a spectrum, and I’m certain it does, this man and the president surely represent the poles.

The idea that this guy has the power to “allow” anyone to do anything is farcical unless that thing happens to be gaining entry to a dumpy strip club that sells $2 chicken nuggets.

Kevin Hassett always has a look like he just farted on your salad and is giddy at the prospect of your taking offense but also kind of annoyed that you haven’t yet smelled it.

If one thing is clear today it’s that Mike Trout and BlueSky are running on different servers.

VANCE: ONE OF TWO SIDES WANTED TO MAKE A DEAL AND WHILE I’M NOT SAYING WE DIDN’T I’M ALSO DEFINITELY SAYING THEY DID.

There is no lie too idiotic for this man. Whenever you think he couldn’t possibly say something dumber than the last thing he said he inevitably finds a way to do it.

I’m just saying that putting, “The amount of Humanity spoken of is incomprehensible,” and, “All of their Navy, and most of their ‘mine droppers,’ have been completely blown up,” in the same paragraph of a multi paragraph social post seems like a step too far. We should expect more from our leaders.

Bad news, hon. I told the kids one week grounding no TikTok and they told me, eerily in tandem and without looking up from their phones, to shut the door and go fuck myself.

I'm sorry, what? pitchfork.com/thepitch/how...

When the boys are fired up for a COD session but your NAT settings are closed.

This Artemis photo looks like a little earth peeking out of the bunker it went into in 2016 and already sensing that something is wrong.

Of all the things he’s done I wonder if his steadfast commitment to the Marjorie Taylor Brown bit is the most admirable?