New book available on Waterstones website too, Amazon haters! www.waterstones.com/book/gag-wri...

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4 days later we were back there in the league. A memorable day out with my old away day mucker and world`s worst navigator, Terry Ashworth, who`s piss poor sense of direction found us a very quaint and delightful pub in nearby Putney. youtu.be/uuF2LW2z6d8?...

Away to Fulham in the Cup tomorrow. Here`s what happened the last time we met there in the same competition in 2016 youtu.be/4v_yKkm54_8?...

𝕲𝖔𝖛𝖊𝖗𝖓𝖊𝖘𝖘 𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝖂𝖚𝖑𝖋𝖗𝖚𝖓𝖆 Last chance to get a space in My diary this July Next openings 15th,25th & 31st July Birmingham UK Follow My New BlueSky @msstarladywulfruna.bsky.social Follow My X accounts @SOReformation @MissSerenStar Email to apply [email protected]

New bookshop is open! Plunder, 32 High street, Ramsgate. Come say hi!

I`M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS!

An ex-friend of mine said that Trump was "the world`s biggest liar" the other day just because he allegedly said he`d swim up Niagara Falls if he won the election. News Alert: He`s not the world`s biggest liar. I saw him do it. I was swimming up backstroke and passed him just before the top!

A Polar Bear cub says to his Mum "Mummy, am I a real Polar Bear?" "Of course you are son" she replies. "Why do you ask?" The cub says timidly, "Because I`m fucking freezing!"

You heard it here first! Now watch Forest J Frump sign a deal with Poo Tin for Ukrainian mineral rights.

Tariffs? What Tariffs?

An Open Letter to the Resident of the USA. Dear Forest Trump, The female population of Canada has a clear understated message that an even a fuckwit like you can understand................

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Just a short clip to mark the end of WW2 - 80 years ago today. youtu.be/dDRmG5h-akw?... LEST WE FORGET. They shall not grow old.

E-SCOOTERIST WANKERS PLEASE TAKE NOTE: Your machines are not legal on British roads or pavements and would be impounded by Police if they weren`t enforcing Starmer`s woke legislation. DON`T BE A CUNT - WIN A DARWIN AWARD AND MAKE YOUR COUNTRY PROUD AGAIN! youtu.be/rugFPzlwG2k?...

A week today I will be in Gravesend reading from the new book and telling a few mucky anecdotes and it would be absolutely ripping were some of you to join me. facebook.com/events/s/hol...

It's publication day! amzn.eu/d/73RIMD8

Just got my advanced copies of Gag Writer by ‪@melissartodd.bsky.social‬ A cracking read for the beach, the plane or the poolside or even the back garden this summer. Out on June 26. Order now. Back copies by the same author also available.

My new book, Gag Writer, is out June 26th! Kindle, paperback or audio, read by me! Huge thanks to the fine folk at Love it! for their help. amzn.eu/d/hnTsy2V

Tariffs? What Tariffs?

You heard it here first! Now watch Forest J Frump sign a deal with Poo Tin for Ukrainian mineral rights.

My 5 year old has just asked me: "Daddy, why do men buy ladies chocolates and perfume?" "Is it because they are fat and they smell?" Any politically correct answers from the `Woke Brigade` appreciated.

KINK AND TELL - SURELY THE MOST SENSATIONAL BOOK OF 2024. Available on Amazon now. "Rollercoaster" read. The author had me sobbing from the first chapter before taking me on an unplanned emotional journey with some fits of laughter to balance some disturbing content. Thank you my Yorkshire Rose.

My 5 year old has just asked me: "Daddy, why do men buy ladies chocolates and perfume?" "Is it because they are fat and they smell?" Any politically correct answers from the `Woke Brigade` appreciated.

Just finished reading the latest page turner from @suzimartell, not your usual Chick Lit - harrowing from the get go with frequent outbreaks of hysterics. A STAR IS BORN! Just the read to get you through the January gloom!

I`M DREAMING OF A WHITE CHRISTMAS!

WTF! Eton Mess and Nigel Farage getting together? What next? The obnoxious little self-entitled twat auditioning as the baddie in the next Bond film?

Yes, I noticed yesterday when both of my accounts here won $700,000 each - what are the odds on them both winning the solitary third prize in a draw I haven`t given my consent to be entered for.