I like Uncle Samsonite ☹️

Uncle Samsonite cookie #UncleSamsonite #CookieRunKingdom

All of my friends are offline and Im losing it IM SO BOREEEDDDD

Life is alright

Furry drawing

I FORGOT VALENTINE’S DAY POST OZUBAOSDBZ my bad #UncleSamsonite

I miss my wife, Tails. I miss her a lot.

I love selfshipping with this ugly fuck

Mb I’m back #UncleSamsonite #UncleSamsoniteFanart #IHeartUncleSamsonite

I’ve got Valentine’s Day art ready to be posted so watch out for that!!

Hi I love you Samsonite

Giggles #UncleSamsonite #Yumeship #Selfship

How gorgeous… #UncleSamsonite!

Love sick and insane but hey at least I can draw it out #Selfship

Someone told me the Uncle Samsonite series takes place in the 1980s but that would be impossible because Pony wasn’t released until 1996, while showing off clips of the music video which was probably released even later? Unless this is a Ginuwine lore thing or just an anachronism, Idk still looking

I NEED to talk to someone about Uncle Samsonite lore, theories, and whatnots. I NEED IT I NEED IT I NEEEEEDDDD ITTTTTT

What do you mean Jake is canonically a millennial. #UncleSamsonite

@ anyone that doesn’t add fat to Samsonite #UncleSamsonite

What do you mean Jake Bowen follows JD Vance.

Okay I guess I’m sticking around here since Twitter hates my guts hi moots I haven’t talked to in forever

I think Im shadow banned on Twitter

Redesigned Uncle Samsonite heart emoji

I lovveee my boyfriend #UncleSamsonite

MERRY CHRISTMAS/HAPPY HOLIDAYS! Here’s some selfship art #UncleSamsonite

All I want for Christmas is you…

WHAT TYHE FART!!!!! #UncleSamsonite

Giggles

SAMSONITE! #UncleSamsonite

Literally on the verge of beating a kid up at school hashtag feeling hateful

Samsonite gooners dni lowkey just had to run around the ENTIRE TIME in a Roblox game because they wouldnt stop humping Uncle Samsonite behind me no matter how many times I told them to stop and it makes me uncomfortable #UncleSamsonite

If I think Uncle Samsonite is actually just protecting me while I sleep because of the insane amount of idk what to call them I want to say delusions but idk if that’d be the correct term like ugh he’s literally keeping me so safe from the boiled one and the Smile entity and the Krampus monsters

I WABT TO CRY I LOVE UBCLE SAMSOBNIUTE AGhfIOBJSG

Little Sammy and his dad SIGH #UncleSamsonite #Selfship #Fankid

If I see those ai emoji videos ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOGOGOSODOODOZFOJPHJBGHD:ABJSADGKBJEBJOD

DRAW

Literally why did people just give up on boycotting like cool to know you think Palestinian’s suffering is just an inconvenience and you don’t actually care about the innocent people and children being murdered in Gaza

I looovvveeee him sigh weeps

Sammy… Sunsonite baby.. heart #UncleSamsonite #FanKid #SelfShip

Bro I LOVE THIS GUY

Here to boost!

How do I explain to Pillar Chase tryhards that I’m not TRYING to be good at the game IM JUST THERE FOR UNCLE SAMSONITE GOODDDDD THEYRE SO ANNOYING. LET ME ENJOY THE DAMN CHARACTER IDC IF I SUCK

The Gummy Bear Album drops in stores today

Hear me out… Sunsonite swap au…

IM CRYING HOW DO I DRAW HIM.

Playing with my Samsonite design again…

More Sunsonite baby content Sammy, the baby, feeds off of fears, and has gained most powers based off of Sunny’s fears, more targeting their paranoia. He’s just a baby so he doesn’t understand why his actions are harmful, he just sees Sunny as nurturing and caring

Rendering test.. Scrunchy is so stupid #UncleSamsonite #ScrunchyChunks

Hypothetical Sunsonite baby (Not canon) and Samsonite practice #selfship #UncleSamsonite