war crimes committed by the bad guys = bad war crimes committed by the good guys = believe it or not, also bad this is apparently a controversial view

ah yes, surely we’ve all “erroneously” - entered an AI video site - written a heinously racist prompt - waited for the equally racist video - downloaded the video - switched to truth social - switched to our work account - searched our files - reuploaded and posted said racist video once or twice

Efter mine standarder vel en ret mild thirst trap, men jeg ligner snart et menneske igen.

Mai Møgspanniche

they don’t need to resign. they need to die.

mhm, uh-huh.

I hate how the discourse pretends the worst thing Obama ever did was wear a tan suit

“Wow, your photos are great, what’s your secret?” That 99,9% of them look like this before there’s that one good one.

I got a hot one.

mig, når Kvickly har udsolgt af saltkaramelmuffins

on Twitter, Danish nationalists are currently angry at a Danish chain of supermarkets for phasing out their dependence on products from an aggressive foreign state, and replacing them with domestic alternatives. it’d be a hilarious skit, but instead it’s reality.

shoutout to the two communist newspaper hawkers I had to walk up to and badger into selling me their paper because they were like “well we saw the clothes and figured it was a lost cause.” the disguise is working.

the only remotely funny thing about this whole Greenland debacle is how perfectly it illustrates that absolutely fuckin’ none of us understand the Mercator projection

No shit, Sherlock

the only people more annoying (not more dangerous, not more malicious, but certainly more annoying) than MAGA are the “blue no matter who” libs. they’re the other side of the same coin, but then also clutch pearls and act morally superior as if they’re not every bit as self-serving and chauvinist

Har man ikke held i sprøjten er kuraterede genbrugsbutikker svaret. Så skal man betale lidt mere, men det er mere overskueligt. Den Burberry car coat, jeg har, som @blinderpassagier.bsky.social sender lange længselsfulde blikke efter, er i perfekt stand, og den kostede ca 650 kr.

genbrugsbutikker er din ven btw

the reform imperialists are, in fact, still imperialists

so this is how liberty dies with a Mar-A-Lago branded golf cart

democrats once again proving they don’t give a shit about tyranny and imperialism, they’d just prefer it wrapped in vaguely “democratic” aesthetics for plausible deniability

bought pullover, instantly aged by 30 years

det er gået for vidt. jeg har fået en håndholdt steamer i julegave. min familie har ikke set mig i tre døgn. send hjælp.

happy holidays to everyone. Minus Zionists. 🎄

ok no more photos for a while, off to start my Bond villain arc

suspenders and coffee again but inverted

we going places, yo

if you think my libertarian to marxist arc was a wild ride, you should see my love hate relationship with the color brown

if Jesus was alive today he’d tell his daddy that maybe that whole flood debacle was the right idea all along

*laver teleskop med fingrene* “Se, far, jeg kan lave én at kigge igennem.” “Wow, hvor sejt! Kan du se mig, så?” “Ja, det kan jeg!” “Hvor er du god, Hailey! Hvordan ser jeg ud, så?” “…. Ik’ særlig pæn.” 🥲

still got it

hvordan er I libertinere but also this pent up, pick a goddamn lane

btw, @mariannefajstrup.bsky.social, lover aldrig proaktivt at bringe den op igen, men synes dagens knob var mere repræsentativt af at have haft nøjagtigt én favoritknude i like 12 år, end den du kommenterede på. (jaja, kan også godt binde de andre)

jeg er blevet sådan én, der stryger pressefolder. it’s joever

klar til en birolle i en B-list krimi-noire-serie fra 1950erne

Der er lang vej, men det går skridt for skridt retur mod vægtklassen "voksent menneske." Not today, ADHD-meds.

stakkels børn

bye felicia. don’t let the door hit your insider trading stock portfolio on the way out.

me waiting for NYC to become a jihadist sharia law caliphate like they promised

nature is healing

fuck. 🎺 de har gennemskuet mig. 🎹

knob for folk, der ikke har noget produktivt at bruge knob til

dag tre: de tror stadig, jeg er kapitalist

TooGoodToGo er enten eller

dét dér med, mænd ikke læser instruktionerne på ting, ikke? jeg har lige efter to måneder tømt en eksfolierende ansigtsrens, og lige før den røg i skraldespanden, blev jeg nysgerrig og læste bagpå. har brugt den forkert all along. 🥲

oh boy. noget siger mig, den her historietime ikke kommer til at falde i god jord.

who knew being too stupid to figure out AWS and Azure and instead opting to self-host my service stack on a dedicated server would pay off so handsomely one day

jeg er blevet sådan én, man sender merch til have I made it yet

det er en smuk morgen at tage en forhammer til min computer, fordi jeg er tvunget til at debugge Google Cloud Consoles IAM credentials manager. det burde udløse en eller anden pris at bygge et produkt, der kan få både AWS og Azure til at føles som højden af intuitivt UX.

har lige bevidnet en politiker fra Radikale Venstre få at vide, han tilhører den yderste venstrefløj, og jeg vil gerne af vognen nu, mor

da jeg søgte hjælp i en periode, hvor hver dag var en eksistentiel kamp for ikke at begå selvmord, måtte jeg først igennem et 2 mdrs forløb hos egen læge, før jeg fik en psykiatrisk henvisning med 40 ugers ventetid. mentalt helbred er lige så vigtigt som det somatiske, og bør behandles sådan.