Prank callers are everywhere

If Scooby can't solve it . . . . we're fucked

I always knew deep down that Santa was a shady fucking character, he just was in the wrong group. Kristi Noem double tapped all the Reindeer and JFK Jr now has a steady supply of meat. Rudolf's head is hanging from a tree somewhere in Central Park. Should have visited the kids at Epstein's Island.

Sometimes you just have to put your foot down and show 'em who's da boss of the house!

Not gonna lie, Blue reminds me a lot of Plucka Duck. A LOT

Holy fuck, If I ever did this I would die of shame and if my wife was with me I would be reminded of this for the rest of my life.

Australian travel tips

Why are American comedy shows the main source of information for Americans? At least the rest of the World still has respected News outlets reporting on the corruption of America.

It looks like that the felon used the Epstein list for the recruitment for his administration or maybe he just knew them all because of Epstein. People that think like you are always going to say yes and execute any plan with glee.

Who the fuck locks up 5 year olds in a cage? Fucking America, that's who. What's more, they don't give two fucks about it. 5 YEARS OLD! All for the pleasure of a fucking pedophile leader.

Party Balloons are Cartel Drones A woman driving a car is a domestic terrorist A man legally carry a gun is a mass shooter A 5yo boy is a criminal illegal Fishing boats carry drugs This is why MAGA thinks the felon is saving America many times over. This just believe everything this cunt tells them

The felon throws Climate change regulations in the bin. "How can we tell how successful we are if we can't see any black smoke?" The Coal industry was unavailable for comment due to the fucking enormous piss up in the executive offices. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-02...

Australia’s premier satirical art prize, The Bald Archy has been won by Mark Davis for his, "𝑬𝒎𝒑𝒆𝒓𝒐𝒓 𝑨𝒖𝒔𝒕𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒊𝒔", a satirical portrait of PM Albanese based on Jacques-Louis David’s iconic "𝑵𝒂𝒑𝒐𝒍𝒆𝒐𝒏 𝑪𝒓𝒐𝒔𝒔𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝑨𝒍𝒑𝒔"

Kim Jong Un announces his daughter, Kim Ju Ae as heir to North Korea. Within minutes of the announcement, the pedophile in chief of the USA, offers his son Barron as a possible husband to Kim Ju Ae saying that it would unify for good the two countries. At 13yo, trump said she was too old for him.

9 months to the day Susan Lee is ousted from the leadership role of Australia's conservative party. Far right winger Angus Taylor is voted the new leader under the guise of taking the party in a new direction after repeated disastrous election results due to the parties right wing views Makes sense

I'd say everyone in the felon's circle knows that the felon will pardon them because they'll as sure as Hell take that piece of shit down with them if he doesn't. Bondi doesn't give a fuck. Mark my words, Maxwell WILL be pardoned, the cunt's just waiting for the right time to do it that's all.

Someone's been playing with the Aussies.

For a Pedophile President that loves to have his name on everything even to the point of forcing a name change on buildings, Airports, Libraries, et al. You'd think he'd be shouting it off the top of the White House that he's in the Epstein files more than anybody else.

A Canadian tries to tell Americans about their own Constitution, especially the 1ˢᵗ Amendment Americans get angry and confused and ask their favorite Pedophile on who or what they should follow It's an important question and it looks like the Pedo is going to win out 'cause there's safety in numbers

"If you made to bill to say brown people then we would have voted for it. You can't just put White people in there as well, it's not proper" FYI The One Nation Senator was Indian till he got caught and had to renounce it. Fuck One Nation the fucking racists

Can you possibly image the shit they're going to say when asked about the felon and the children he's raped. What a pack of sick fucks

It's so funny when the MAGAts get owned but the sad reality is is doesn't matter what the fuck they say publicly 'cause they don't believe that shit themselves. It's what they do privately that fucks up everyone. Before you know you're scratching to keep food on the table.

In a scale of American Freedom Units, How big is the Swamp now in the American Government?

When I first saw Drake Maye I first thought someone had finally unmasked an ICE agent. Now that the Superbowl is over I'm now thinking if he's going back to Minneapolis. Fucking Hell, an angry masked QB with a gun. Stay safe people.

Prime Minister of Australia on a recruiting drive. What could possibly go wrong?

Will there be any Black power salutes or similar coming from the American Olympic team. Their country seems to be the same as it was back in 1968 or are they gonna wait for the Summer Olympics. Money's on they'll thank the pedophile in chief and give the finger to everyone else. Just like Australia.

Yeah nay I'm not doing that

Throwing a pipe bomb into a first nations rally isn't really a newsworthy event according to the new look Australian media. If only the guy was wearing a turban or shouted, "Allahu Akbar", something to tie him to a minority at least. www.betootaadvocate.com/if-it-looks-...

It's worked wonderfully well in America for years and it's even getting bigger. Why wouldn't it work here and in other countries? And why isn't this reporter in jail already? Hanson's "One Nation" is getting more and more public support. Guess we're fucked then.

The felon is a racist, pedophile, rapist, thief, but he's also stupid, very very fucking stupid. Everyone can see that. Miller on the other hand is pure evil and so far nobody has seen how evil he actually can be, not even himself. And everyone can see that as well. www.youtube.com/watch?v=60ps...

The ppl who want a separate halftime show are the same ppl who want a separate water fountain. Apparently some MAGA people have invested heavily in sign making companies. A sign of things to come? Whatever goes around comes around? History repeats itself? Your destiny is determined at birth?

This is the state of the Australian government now, Federal and State. Having Zionists as advisors is abhorrent and nothing good will come of it. Protesting is illegal unless it's, "RESPECTFUL". Respectful for a Genocidal bastard?

Every week the felon does something completely repulsive, illegal, or both. Just to see if he can get away with it. So far he's batting at 100% Checks and Balances? The press will hold him to account? Congress will control him? LMFAO

Quick! Call him an Ambulance!

"Have a go", can mean one of two things, so glad she chose one.

Here now in 2026, the self-serve, build your own burger. Get 'em while they're hot.

A slow boat to China China's carbon emissions have fallen for the first time with power demand still increasing. China is the largest manufacturer, installer, and user of clean energy technologies in the World. China is predicted to outpace the American economy in 10 years. With Trump, maybe sooner

After relentlessly whining about Biden using an autopen as if it was illegal, the felon is now trying to say someone on his team is posting shit on his social accounts without his knowledge. What a fucking loser. You call that cunt a President? Obama should sue the dickhead for millions

Yeah nah he's barking up the wrong tree here. Compared to what they put Julia Gillard through this is a fucking nonevent. It maybe a stupid thing to do, but they're whiny fucking politicians. The hypocrisy is palpable. You be the judge thenightly.com.au/opinion/aaro...

In September 2023, Maduro visited China August 2025, China sends 𝑳𝒊𝒂𝒐𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒈 (Spy ship) to Gulf of Paria to monitor U.S. military activity. November 2025, America builds up Naval presence near Venezuela 2 January 2026, Maduro receives a Chinese delegation 3 January 2026, the felon has Maduro kidnapped

This is what fucking antisemitism is, not the bullshit coming from the mouths of Zionists like Netanyahu and others. Americans should know this story backwards and by heart because this is now how (always has) America treats people that aren't White MAGA men. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alfred_...

An American making friends with the neighborhood Magpies. She now has bodyguards.

In Victoria we used to say after you'd been conned or shafted, "You've been Jeffed", after former Premier Jeff Kennett because during his reign of terror he and his cronies sold out everything the state owned, closed schools, closed trade schools and had a hate campaign against the media. Your turn

France raids Musk's twitter office searching for child pornography while Musk is attacking Spain for daring to remove children 16 years old and under from social media. It's like MAGA, Billionaires, or both think that they're above every countries laws.

Just how fucking big is this criminal enterprise? Fucking Hell they've got their fingers in everything. Drain the swamp? What the fuck are you talking about? YOU ARE THE FUCKING SWAMP www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...

Practice, Practice, Practice

Yep, that's safe alright.

Gates, Musk, Prince Andrew, Branson, Ratner, Tisch, Barak, Summers, Brin, and Miroslav Lajcak are all asking the felon why did they pay all that money to him if they still get mentioned in the Epstein files. Lutnick, and Bannon wiped the jism from their mouths and seem quite pleased with themselves

How fucking ironic The felon's whole existence is being in the spotlight and people talking about him incessantly. He can't get enough of it. Me, me, me Or can he? It seems releasing the Epstein files has all of a sudden made the cunt not want people to talk about him. He must be shitting himself

Considering that the names in the Epstein files are revealing that MAGA/Republicans are of the most vile child molesters in modern history, you have to ask yourself if ICE is just a child trafficking arm of the felon? How many fucking children have they kidnapped and disappeared?