I have tremendous respect for Donald Trump Jr. He has successfully become an ever bigger and stupider asshole than his father, which is an amazing achievement.

McDonald’s French fries are stupendously overrated.

Canada’s anthem is truly classy.

Even when you mute the TV, Jim Cramer’s voice is still nails/chalkboard

And George Springer now drinks for free in Toronto - for good.

The Left Wing Whiskey Sour 2 oz Rittenhouse bonded rye 1 oz lime juice 1 oz simple syrup Splash of Luxardo cherry liqueur Splash of egg white Shake hard till the egg foams, serve in chilled glass w a dash or two of bitters

Kershaw just put up the LUCKIEST scoreless inning since forever

In a can is vastly superior to the bottled version.

Why is the world’s best dog and why is it the Golden Retriever?

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States

Trump’s “Gold Card” citizenship for sale has cut its price 80%, from 5MM to 1MM His admin touts it as one of the “cheapest” passports in the global citizenship market (a very odd phrase to type) My dad is still right: Cadillacs cost more than Chevys”

That smokey smell wafting about is the Reichstag Fire du jour. 249 years was a great run.

TFW you order avocado toast and you get onion toast instead

Incontrovertible truth: Bob Evans > Cracker Barrel Waffle House > Bobby E’s

If I was Powell, I’d tighten in September

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Fresh batch of venison andouille, the secret to world class gumbo and etouffe.

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States

I hadn't seen Threads in 4 decades so I watched after work today. It's on Youtube for free. I skipped the first half and started watching just after the missiles hit. The societal breakdown was sobering, the nuclear winter was capital H horrifying, and the ending was a gut punch.

Powell: Sir, my first instinct was to cut 200 bps when I saw the number Friday morning, bug when I learned it was a fake number and things are actually super duper strong, I realized I need to tighten this Monday morning. You are truly saving the economy, sir.

Welp, it looks like the Giants are gonna be playing golf instead of baseball in October

RIP Tom Lehrer www.nytimes.com/2025/07/27/a...

Big, dumb, and sweet. Super, super sweet

On commuter ferry to take my son to MCR concert. I’m 20 maybe 30 years older than everyone else on this boat and with no tattoos, visible piercings or black spandex, I stick out like an undercover cop

I can get to why the Germans went there: They’d suffered a terrible WW1, including civilians dying of starvation, then got fed the stab-in-back lie. Then they had zillion percent inflation, and a few years later, 30% unemployment. Things were so bad that the Communist party polled almost 1/

Block party setup complete. Guests arrive in 90 minutes.

God bless America and fuck Donald Trump.

Ladies and gentlemen, the President of the United States.

I have reached the point in middle age when if my wife hands me a jar and asks “Can you open this?” my first thought is “I hope so.”

So today’s opt out decision means I can opt my kids out of any mention of religion in school texts?

I grew up in a great nation. I don’t live in one anymore.

Like infrastructure and healthcare, he’ll have something in “a couple weeks.” Next up is a tough guy with tears in his eyes pleading “Sir, please decide in exactly 14 days”

Goons cuff a sitting senator at the moment Noem says troops are staying in LA to free the people from a socialist government imposed on them by Newsom. No repercussions. We’re done. 249 years was a great run, but it’s over.

God bless America and fuck Donald Trump

If the mayor of LA opposes ICE raids and supports protest, why is LAPD attacking protesters? Is LA city govt a so-called weak mayor system in which mayor lacks power to stand down police? Or is there another reason?

I grew up in a great nation. I wish I still lived in one.

POLL: Most punchable face in Washington: Howard Lutnick or Ted Cruz

I LOVE this graphic

Saw Jack White last night and the man was on FIRE. It felt like Jeff Back and Iggy Pop had a baby. Go see see him on this tour if you can

It’s Mother’s Day in Indianola, MS

This.

30yr Treasury vs 2yr -- red ink was when curve was inverted, usually a recession alarm but Powell came through with a soft landing, first since '95 Now the curve is getting steeper (green going higher) which USUALLY predicts growth, but it's steepening while recession is in the mail... 1/

Beautiful Saturday afternoon, perfect time for a beer. Man, I really miss Anchor Steam…

Th definition of artisanal pizza is “not round.”

Baghdad Bob is in danger of losing his crown to Scott Bessent