A United win, a differential captain haul and filthy bench-jammery. Anything is possible when you completely forget to change your team from the previous week. Seriously it’s probably the biggest stroke of luck I’ve ever had playing the game. Result: MASSIVE 🟢⬆️ 753k-286k

The last 15 mins of that half was fucking shocking. Literally all we need to do is hold possession and the gaps will open up

Getting some proper bench jam this week after forgetting to change my team 🤣🤣 It’s like the shitter I play at FPL the luckier I get.

Forgot to change my FPL team this weekend. First time I’ve forgotten in years 🙈 Captaincy still on Bruno. Here is a screenshot of all of the EO threats I don’t own.

Yeh I find Amorim frustrating. His lack of belief in Mainoo, in fact his refusal to play academy players at all. Defensive substitutions that make us worse within games; his refusal to change from his rigid system when we need a goal. This just doesn’t feel like Manchester United 🤷‍♂️

Van Dijk

Anyone else hearing the away fans singing Daft Punk? 🤣🤣🤣

Get innn!!!! What a win! Completely unexpected especially after I spent most of the game whinging about Zirkzee and Mount 🤣 Tuche gentlemen!!

What would have happened if Lammens had saved the double touch penalty? 🤷‍♂️

Henderson already playing like prime Buffon, Schmeichel and Banks already obviously 🙄

Crystal Palace today reds 😩 2 questions: 1. Can anyone remember the last time we actually beat them? I remember a Matic banger to win 2-3 at Selhurst but that was like 2017. Surely we’ve won since then? 2. If we’re being honest, how many CP players walk into our starting XI? At least 5 for me.

I’m just going to say this: Manchester United make me fucking miserable.

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So reds, now the dust has settled from Spurs, what’s your honest assessment of where Utd are after 11 games? Are you happy with 18pts? What’s going well? What needs to improve short term? What needs to improve medium term (transfers)? What would you be happy with this season and is it likely?

Weekend not completely ruined. Massive goal. Injuries could be a problem though. We really didn’t deserve to lose. #UTFR

Van de Ven first on my bench. This season can seriously fuck if FPL wise

Sorry to those people trying to jam their way into the Rodon points but Gabriel starts 😄🖕

Waking up this morning as a United supporter be like:

We go 4th with a win 😳

Beating Sunderland at home ain’t for everyone!

What do we reckon today reds? I feel like Brighton is a real acid test for us - the sort of game we’ve lost so often the last few years. To be fair we might have won this fixture last year with a competent goalkeeper and we are genuinely a better team than last year. I’m quietly confident.

GW9. Rolling. Hate my team but couldn’t get to anyone I wanted easily. 4FTs next week to get rid of some of these wasters. OR 2.6m. 🥱

HE PROVED ME WRONG! I hope he goes on and proves me wrong in general because I thought that this wasn’t going to last. This could be MASSIVE! Cunha MOTM for me. He didn’t stop..

Odd team selection I have to say. I hope he proves me wrong 🤷‍♂️

What we saying today reds? At the start of the GW we were 10th; 6pts off top, 6pts off relegation zone . A perfectly average start; this could be forgotten if we go on a run of wins but that HAS to start happening. Wins @ home vs promoted teams and 10 me won’t cut it in isolation. …

Anyone else sick and fucking tired of FPL right now? Can’t remember a time I’ve enjoyed it less than now. Can’t think of one even vaguely differential pick I’ve owned who’s done anything for me this season. At the wrong end of every 50-50 decision. I hate my team and I only Wildcarded 2 GWs ago.

It’s a green arrow but a poor bench boost (10 points). 5 returns from 15 players (including Tarkowski defcon) is not it. Just not making very much headway right now.

🚨Right FPL help needed!🚨 Wildcarded last week with a view to bench boosting this week and, guess what? KDH got booked (can’t even blame him, what a shocking decision!) and is suspended. 🤬 I just want to play the damn thing so… Can anyone suggest a 1 week punt in midfield for 5.3m or less?

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After another mediocre week I decided to WC. Minteh and Dorgu the spicy licks with a view to bench boosting next week. OR 4.4m 🤪 Good luck all.

My Friday night: Ryder Cup on telly ✅ Plenty of beers ✅ Takeaway curry ✅ Tinkering with my wildcard draft ✅

A vital win I’m gonna draw your attention to something small from the game you may not have noticed and it shows exactly why being a United player comes with more pressure than at almost any other club. The media bias and the expectation combine to make it almost impossible for most to succeed.

Proper nervous for this second half. I fear we’ll struggle to close it out.

Benched Williams. Obviously.

Here we land for GW5. The team isn’t exactly awe-inspiring and I think it’s likely a wildcard next week. But in the meantime if the likes of Watkins, Kudus, Konsa and Wood could pull their collective fingers out, it would be appreciated.

70 points all out on free hit. Solid but unspectacular and tbh I really really needed a spectacular one after an execrable start. Defenders were strong. I would’ve hoped for more from the attack. Salah (c) pen was important. A small to medium green arrow into the top…drumroll…5 million OR!! 🥳🙌

I’m beginning to get very frustrated with Dorgo’s crossing ICL

I just don’t see us winning games in this league with these players in this system. But mostly it’s the system. 🤷‍♂️

Decided to free hit this week. Season needs a kick start. Had Elanga but changed to Barnes based on a leaked line up only to find this was potentially inaccurate. 😩🤬 Gonna be livid if he starts and hauls and the way this season has gone that’s certain to happen. I fucking HATE team leaks.

Rory fucking McIlroy!!!

Why do we always play Andorra??Honestly, I can’t think of a major tournament qualifying group England have had where we haven’t played Andorra.

Good news: A green arrow. Bad news: A very small green arrow. Saturday was a good day with returns from Sanchez, 🧢 Bruno and Ndiaye. Sunday was (let’s try and be positive here) fucking shocking. Everyone blanked. Benching VVD was just a plain bad decision. Just outside the top (😂) 6m OR

I’m going to watch Match of the Day tonight. I only watch Match of the Day when United are victorious in the Premier League in a Saturday 3 o’clock kick off. This is a set of very specific circumstances that happens very rarely nowadays. In fact I can’t remember the last time this happened.

Is it me or does it feel like pure stubbornness from Amorim re team selection? Dalot really? Yes Dorgu was poor on Wed but Dalot has been stinking this team out for years. Is Case really better than Kobbi? Just start Sesko in a home game vs Burnley give him a chance to score and gain confidence

So I’m locked in for GW3: 🔷93 points in total so far. 🔷OR 6.8m 🔷Palmer >Kudus 🔷Guiu>Wood 🔷Bruno 🧢 ‘So guys you know points - yeh those things you get in the game for doing useful things in football matches like scoring goals, making assists, clean sheets etc? Well can you score some please?’

I honestly don’t know where we go from here. We’re playing 5 at the back and losing 0-2 to a League 2 side. I don’t know what to say.

Has anyone enjoyed a single minute of our football this season?

Currently ranked at 6.5m with 34 points this GW. I have not captained Salah. I do not own Wirtz or Ekitike. I am not watching Newcastle vs Liverpool and am expecting my rank to get even more throughly fisted. 😫

Yesterday showed the importance of being clinical in front of goal. If Cunha takes one of his chances and/or Bruno puts away the penalty, we’re posting about a hard fought win at a difficult ground after a good performance vs Arsenal. Massive pressure now on the next 2 games. Must win. #MUFC