i have written a poem for father's day

“Only the good die young” is obviously untrue - cf the entire Wikipedia page of “Juvenile Serial Killers.” What people mean by that saying is something more akin to “only the good die too soon.”

Advance reader copies of PARADOX INC are here! They’re so beautiful!! @penguinrandomhouse.bsky.social

field CTOs everywhere:

here's to the crazy ones. the misfits. the rebels.

My preschooler tells me that the driver in The Wheels on the Bus song now says “I love you” instead of “Move on back”, and while I suppose there’s a chance the old driver was a racist, the new one seems to be just begging for a restraining order.

“the AI models are currently the worst they will ever be” (2026) Compare this claim to: “Netflix is currently the worst it will ever be” (2014) It is absolutely not a guarantee that currently subsidized services will continually get better relative to you, the end user

I'm being told that the city motto of Vancouver is not "Vancouver is for Louvers" ... missed opportunity imo

"Funny and distressingly realistic...propelled by awesome characters and inventive twists” — Andy Weir Silicon Valley invents the time machine in my upcoming book PARADOX INC, now available for preorder everywhere! Here's a look inside from @people.com: people.com/paradox-inc-...

not sure about all this lab leak discourse, personally I think the evidence is pretty clear that the Claude Code source escaped from a wet market

Dreamed last night that I was at a tech conference called LEFTOVERS. -all the talks were repeats from other events -the swag bags were assembled from other swag bags -the food was … you get the idea In the dream it seemed kind of awesome

I’ve noticed you can tell how far back someone’s programming experience goes based on whether they pronounce “Replit” as 2 syllables or 3.

A physical book … published by NPR … about collecting CDs. The past (1999) truly is a foreign country

Contrary to prevailing wisdom, there has never been a better time to share your own writing, in longform, on the internet.

why is everybody saying that conservatives don't read theyre literally called MAGA-zines

Interesting point raised by a smart friend today: Traditional DevRel/tech community building are over, because AI kills loyalty to platforms / frameworks / etc. Not just because it lowers switching costs ... but because it destroys the self-identification people used to feel with their tools.

New cool kid Silicon Valley-ism I just heard is “what’s his spike?” As in: “what’s his outlier trait/the thing he’s best at?” Any idea where this comes from?

enterprises can remain irrational longer than AI developer productivity companies can remain solvent

interesting. images and videos of what, elon?

Here’s what I’ve learned after 3 kids: - babies are pets, it’s like taking care of a hamster - 2 year olds and above are people, you just talk to them - 1 year olds are fast freaky little aliens with no reasoning and no sense of self-preservation, good luck.

hope this clears everything up

SINNERS is a smart, stylish movie that people actually saw, enjoyed, and talked about. The Oscars should always be recognizing movies like this. They’re actually rarer than you think.

Need a plausible theory for how Minneapolis became the main character of the 2020s

A child of mine, historically a selective eater, just downed his first-ever cheeseburger. After each bite he said “This is the best thing I’ve ever tasted.” As soon as it was gone he groaned “I never want one of those again.” yep, that’s the cheeseburger experience. Welcome to America, kid.

Finally saw an ‘Avatar’ in the theater, in 3D, and like … I get it now.

TIL that Christopher Nolan is red-green colorblind, and suddenly so many things make sense.

silent night, holy night - cool all is calm - sounds amazing ALL IS BRIGHT - wait what round yon virgin mother & child - why is it bright holy infant so tender and mild - it's bedtime sleep in heavenly peace - TURN OFF THE LIGHT FIRST

I just realized that Charles and Mary Lamb's famous children's book "Tales from Shakespeare" was published closer to the writing of Shakespeare's actual plays than to the present day.

“Mary, Did You Know?” or as I call it, “Mansplaining: The Christmas Carol”

The story of this year's re:Invent expo hall is "booth inflation". Two-story palaces with built-in podcast studios! Custom art installations! Theater lighting rigs! Companies are dropping 7 figures on these McMansions.

Really doesn’t get better than seeing your little kids push back from the table with their cheeks still bulging out from their last mouthful of Thanksgiving leftovers, racing off to play with their cousins. That’s what the holidays are all about.

My old Toyota Sienna just transported two fairly large couches across town without so much as needing to have the back hatch tied open. I could easily stuff a queen mattress AND box spring in the back of my 2001 Ford Windstar. Minivans are hilariously useful, no home should be without one.

3 kids in, and I finally have one who likes the taste of amoxicillin. This is a game-changer.

@emilyfreeman.bsky.social and I finally started a podcast! Get your dose of B2B sass wherever fine podcasts are vended (vended? vent? anyway, there's venting): podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/v...

My plan to drive to KubeCon from Charlotte is looking more and more defensible.

I feel like the biggest takeaway from the latest AWS outage is that there’s simply no architecting around them at this point. Even if you are 100% redundant/multi-whatever, your vendors and customers are certainly not. Order volume is dropping no matter what you do. We’re all in this together.

A little encouragement for everyone dealing with the AWS outage today: youtu.be/rK_7ozvm53o?...

Watching an old musical that includes some fight choreography. And I’m again confronted with the sad fact that in modern movies, our fighting looks better but our dancing has gotten much worse. 😢

it's 9 am on a Wednesday and my 3 year old is chilling in pajamas, eating a cup of noodles and watching Spiderman. How do I tell her it only goes downhill from here

There is no such thing as a children’s book

I’m a pretty diehard Tigers fan but I have to admit that a Mariners-Blue Jays ALCS would be insane. I’ve been to Blue Jays games in Seattle before. The crowd is 65% Canadians who sneak down from Vancouver. That playoff atmosphere would be unlike any other.

“Please do not adjust your seat and ask a crew member for assistance” is a grammatically ambiguous instruction. So you want me to do neither of those things? Or I can adjust as long as I don’t ask? Or I can ask if I don’t adjust? Please tell me I’m not the only one who thinks this every time I fly

Planning to stop by All Things Open in Raleigh next week - who else will be there? Would love to say hi and catch up in person!

Apparently the Girl Scouts now give out corporate-sponsored badges which you can earn by completing key life skills challenges like going to see Gabby’s Dollhouse The Movie. Seems fine

pronouncing “vegemite” like “Yosemite” to own the libs

at last, a sign that will REALLY piss off your Southern neighbors

Heartbroken, utterly shattered, to report that today I structured some data and retrieved an actionable business insight

who called it "silicon valley office decor" and not faang shui

May all of our future Wikipedia intros go this hard

Watching Lady & the Tramp with my kids on Disney+. I am STUNNED by how gorgeous the full CinemaScope frame is compared to the pan&scan VHS prints I remember watching on square tube TVs. Seriously, go rewatch the animated classics in widescreen if you haven’t! That art is too beautiful to miss.