My fitness app called me lazy 😭

I saw a video saying the only thing they’d do behind their husband’s back is eat his food but I would never do that I’d do it in front of of his face. He needs to know I stole it

Hanging out while Bryce is editing and looking up a video “Masking is one of your most powerful tools-“ Mhmm mhmm it’s true “-in photoshop” Oh. Ok nvm.

Listening to Hadestown again and wondering how I missed “It’s a sad song” in the opening song 😭

I’ve been in these same queue positions for the past 3 weeks. If you’re not gonna finish a book please just return it 😭

The Becoming Michelle documentary was a nice little bit of hopeful nostalgia

Didn’t think I’d be rooting for Seattle but here we are

Bryce is explaining the Bears game to me and I’m just wondering if there’s a football version of Heated Rivalry

Unexpected GOAT of moving; zip ties

Of course I get sick when we have to pack up the house 🥲

I was explaining to Bryce how I do math in my head and he said “if it makes you feel better I think you’re cute” 😭

Is it concerning that the arcane soundtrack was one of my top playlists this year? 😅

Not Physical: Asia having someone’s goodbye speech being “none of us gave up” and cut to a clip of the dude who abandoned their team 2 seconds in 💀

Today while helping entertain my niece I learned how important Ms Rachel and icky sticky bubblegum is to a 14 month old

Feliz Día de Muertos 🧡 sadness and happiness can exist at the same time, to remember is to honor 🖤

I swap between different painkillers when I have a migraine and the last thing I took was Advil so Bryce said he was gonna get me the autism pills next

Kinda fucked up that this administration won’t let people get a Covid booster without a prescription and even then without an underlying cause. I just want to not spend 2 weeks after TwitchCon constantly coughing myself awake 😭

Took one last stroll around the Mythical Cobblemon server, I’m so sad this season is over it was so much fun 🥺

Trying to figure out what drinks to buy this weekend. Been sticking to water lately but wine is usually good, maybe something fancy? Splurge on some champagne? (Yes this is about the rumors)

Cobblemon has me wanting to make pixel art but why does it end up being so precise and difficult 😭

I wanna eat my feelings but the only sweets we have is fruit so ya girl is just gonna have to be healthy I guess

I’ll miss you so much, little one. Thank you for choosing me to be your dad. I love you ❤️

I’ve been taking more pictures of our sweet girl lately but I didn’t think this would be the last one. She spent hours cuddling with us yesterday and today. She was so loved.

Things I say when giving my cat her pills and treats: You like this 🥰 NOW EAT IT 👹

I don’t love spending a ton of time at the vet but I’m ok with them not thinking kitty’s case is super urgent

When the universe asked my cat what struggle she wanted, kitty said “yes”

I swear every time I think about my cats one of them ends up having to go to the vet I’m so tired

Finished reading Poets Square by Courtney Gustafson and I don’t know how to feel. Sad? Happy? Hopeful or despairing? I just want to hold my cats and make sure they know they’re loved. And incredibly spoiled. Not spoiled enough? Idk I just really love cats and they all deserve better

Asked a guard about rumors and bro said “I heard there’s a rumor you’re an idiot. Is there any truth to that?” 😭

I didn’t mean to join the Dark Brotherhood as my first quest in Oblivion but that guard walked into my sword idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

Y’all 😭

Today’s a sipping energy drinks out of a wine glass kind of day

She’s back at it again

So is everyone having a rough week or do some of yall still have hope Ya girl is tired 🥲

My favorite protein ramen is discontinuing my favorite flavor and honestly that’s the worst news I’ve heard all week. I expected the other bullshit, but now my favorite food too?? Why 😭

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I was joking to Bryce that I couldn’t remember the last time there was a tornado near my hometown Turns out it was last summer. The day after we visited 😂

Nothing like a happy and lighthearted episode of The Pitt to end the night 🥰🥹🥲😭

Some people welcome spring with a picnic or something. My hometown’s library welcomes spring by making a huge snowman out of flammable materials and then setting it on fire 🔥⛄️🔥 🥰

I need more people to watch The Pitt, it’s so good and this last episode had me shaking the entire time. I need a minute 🥲

J-Hope said Chi-Town is the best so I think that ends any arguments idk I don’t make the rules 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’m actually really excited about this??

Well. That’s one way to intro Daredevil Born Again. Wow.

I genuinely don’t know which guy is which on this season of Love is Blind they all look the same

This is gross 🤢

Biggest downside to smart lights is when the internet/power goes out and then you get flash banged by everything resetting to ‘Daylight’ 😭

I’ve realized that one of our cats likes getting wet, the spray bottle is now a useless threat because this crazy girl likes it and knows that being bad gets her what she wants 😭

All my ads are gonna be geared towards J-Hope after today but I got the tickets! Not the section I was hoping for but my mom is gonna be happy just to go 🥰

The Meme Coin Scam & TikTok BS are just the start… It’s going to be a long couple of years 😭

This feel like if the N**is had a fire department to put out the books they burned and H***er went "Well would you look at that, no more fire, looks like I'm the only solution to all of life's problems." And you know what sucks? It's gonna work.