Phlebotomist: Go home and have some food and water My brain: Go home and have some [FLYING POWER Just Peachy No Sugar Energy Drink 500ml]

🧟‍♂️

*imagine dragons voice* I’m crashing OUT

Not an exaggeration about the feedback, btw

watching the Dan Does Footy goal kicking stream. it's just... an exercise in madness his foot is swollen to twice its size at this point and for WHY

i have advice for all artists give your characters huge muscles and kissy lips

"The chill guy persona always goes away once a woman stops feeding the DJ’s ego. chaser.com.au/general-news...

Damn 👀 lots of people in my contracts class got 60% on our last assignment (myself included) They were all marked by outside graders, not our tutor, and the feedback we received is Bad. One of the notes I received is literally just “No” 😬

"when i start feelin' the hunger again, ya better gimme the kiryu-chan special! 'cept next time, i wanna go LARGE!"

reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world

love when he looks at his watch. what is it boy, what could you possibly be late for? lunch??

I really love it when an artist I follow gets insanity levels of obsessed with [thing they like] and will not stop drawing it. It's so very charming. Go girl give us one billion drawings of that little freak in your head who I know nothing about. He's my blorbo in law now

Nick Ogata’s completely ordinary and unremarkable civilian friends who lived at his condo in Osaka from 2018 to 2020 🖊️🦑

Sometimes a guy just wants to feel pretty, you know?

Massive (but very short 😔) thunderstorm this evening. Everything went into lockdown for 20-30 minutes, thankfully we were already inside 🙂‍↔️

You heard the man, Kiryu! #kazumaji #dadbodofdojima

Kiryu said he wanted to get back into shape, but he didn’t specify what kind of shape 🤷🏻‍♂️ (still not over the fact that he actually says he was feeling out of shape in K3)

🐍💋🤲🐉😡🥃

Every time I open Bluesky,

recorded a video presentation and now i need to edit it and i dont wannaaaa 😭 that means looking at and listening to myself, my least favourite thing to do 😪

Happy birthday to the Mad Dog himself! Just a night in being pampered by Kiryu 🥰 #majimagoro #kazumaji #真島吾朗 #桐生一馬 #真島吾朗生誕祭2026 #yakuza #龍が如く

fat bottomed dragon 💦

#saemaji #R18

プレゼントの定番かなと思って… 空気を読まずに投下

Work in progress for my August solo show.

agonised screaming dot mp3

Happy Birthday my snake princess! 🐍💕 #真島吾朗生誕祭2026 #yakuza #龍が如く #majimagoro #真島吾朗 #RGG #fanart #likeadragon #冴島大河 #comic

lick his belly NOW !!!!!!

Kiryu, just get new pants and underwear already. Your ass cannot be contained anymore

local samurai wonders "where all this came from" despite being known by every vendor in kyo

I have a group project presentation tomorrow so I CANNOT be sick

i am not sick i have never been sick i refuse to be sick

aunt misheard me

Goromi will say she has no interest in this Kiryu guy! it's all part of the hostess gig 🙄 for "job" prompt at Kamuro Shipping Company! #kazumaji #rgg #yakuza

RECEIVE YOU #MajimaGoro #KiryuKazuma #Yakuza #RGG

kabedon as nature intended 🙏

Need to remind everyone who’s my wife 🙂‍↕️ #goromi #yakuza

This is how every other country imagines life in America

might get some time to draw on saturday if I don’t spend the whole day in bed 😅

She is very lonely

more saebaba 🍈🍈

thought it was really funny how everyone was shocked that saejima managed to bag a baddie and came up with this lol #rgg #saejimataiga #akiyamashun

Wile E. Coyote breaking his penis on a glory hole that's only painted on the wall

saekiri attack!!!!!! . #ryugagotoku #likeadragon #yakuza #kiryukazuma #saejimataiga #saekiri #genderbend #yuri #fanart

last repost otd 🔞 #saemaji

💭💭 kiryu on top of majima ehile he fucks him and majima being able to get off on kiryu's belly rubbing against his dick every time he thrusts ... okgoodnight .

Roumd Kiryu✌️