ff14 bosses love to say shit like “i will consume this entire world in fire and ash, none shall be able to stop me” and then cast a raidwide followed by a tankbuster

I'd like to formally apologize for Machinist players in PvP. You're still annoying and awful and deserve to be dived and bullied non-stop. But I'm one of you now and I'm sorry

I posted late a few days, but I'm really glad I made it through all of Lalapril this year!! Thank you all for looking at my little man

#Lalapril Day 30 - Endless There's a lot more adventure out there... let's go and find it!

#Lalapril Day 29 - Discovery Local Archaeologist Uncovers New Allagan Ruins, Plans to Make Problematic Fav His Entire Personality

#Lalapril Day 28 - Paradise After a long day of lounging on the beach, nothing hits the spot quite like lounging on the beach 🌔🍹

#Lalapril Day 26 - Reason "Remember that you can't save everyone."

#Lalapril Day 25 - Cosmic Wish you were here!

"Wow Duino why do so many of your Lalapril posts include Red Mage making everything explode?" oh the answer is simple: Red Mage cool

#Lalapril Day 24 - Bounty "If you're so insistent on collecting, then I'll make sure you work for every bloody cent."

#Lalapril Day 23 - Lost "CURSE THE NAVIGATOR, HOW DO I KEEP ENDING UP AT THE DUSK VIGIL"

#Lalapril Day 22 - River "Two malms west, and... from over here... oh, sod this. The next time someone tells me of an "oasis in Coerthas" I'm hopping the twig. Which way was it back to Falcon's Nest..."

#Lalapril Day 21 - Doom Every slash of Doom of the Living is fantastic, but my favorite is right before the finale. Putting everything you've got into making sure they'll have nothing left.

#Lalapril Day 20 - Flourish You can't fight evil if you ain't cute.

#Lalapril Day 19 - Return ...hold on, I have another map in my mailbox...

there's people who print rly cute stickers for cons and then there's me

Jumped into PF and finally got my first pair of wings!! Yes... YES...!!!

#Lalapril Day 18 - Gear "While we initially thought the scrap components from inside Alexander were inert, the gears and servos began to tick when nestled among working machinery. It's not unlike a seed being planted in fresh soil. The implications are... harrowing. And yet... the mind wonders..."

#Lalapril Day 17 - Adrenaline Cloud Deck EX was the first time I ever felt truly "good" at FF14. ShB EXs were learning experiences, but Diamond Weapon was the first weapon I ever learned in and out on my own and could shot call for PF groups. Plus all the swaps made me tense EVERY time. Loved it.

#Lalapril Day 16 -Fortune I can see your future! You're not gonna like how this ends.

#Lalapril Day 15 - Phantom "Haunted? No, no. I'm something much worse than that."

#Lalapril Day 13 - Aim Oh no you don't.

#Lalapril Day 12 - Burn *while the world is literally ending* NEVER LET THE OPS WIN

#Lalapril Day 11 - Embrace No matter where we go, even if it's beyond the ends of the earth, you're always with me. And I wouldn't have it any other way.

#Lalapril Day 10 - Record I'm fixing to cuff this cur like he's never been cuffed before

#Lalapril Day 9 - Element "Black and white magic tap into different elements. But when I'm using both, I feel like I'm in mine."

#Lalapril Day 8 - Patience Running along my house's fence can only kill so much time. These DPS queues gotta hurry up.

#Lalapril Day 7 - Comfort ...maybe... just a few more minutes... 💤

#Lalapril Day 6 - Bite Devour is a Blue Mage technique that takes an enemy's vitality and makes it your own. Just... be careful when using it on stonekin. It'll give you a wicked toothache.

#Lalapril Day 5 - Train Local Podcaster Caught Being a Chest Out Boy at The Gym

#Lalapril Day 4 - Story "Everyone's got a story to tell. And with the help of some Allagan technology, I'm glad to pass them along."

#Lalapril Day 3 - Passion If there's one thing Yoyobani can't get enough of, it's technology. Speaking of which, all of these devices are vital to our daily operations. I hope you're ready to take notes.

#Lalapril Day 2 - Keep No! I'm not getting rid of my extra Tanking gear just because it shares a model with Maiming! So what if I never play Bard?? I might need those nine different bow glams sometime!!

ok here my offering in return for venatposting. you would destroy it our beautiful toontown

#Lalapril Day 1 - Ephemeral That levinchrome aethersand isn't going to collect itself! The work's hard, but hey, there are worse views.

Ready for some fun, everyone? We're so happy to bring you another year of #lalapril, a month of creation dedicated to celebrating Lalafells! 🍭 Rules+text mirror 🎡 tinyurl.com/lalapril2026 #FFXIV 🎢 #GPOSERS 🍬 #ffxivart 🎠 #lalafell

I forgot I made this meme when the PvP rework was new and scared myself upon opening it

I keep being like "Man I've been slacking on the battlepass this patch, I gotta get into PvP" and then I'll have one Frontline and get blown up so hard it gives me a stomachache

I got both Dark Knight tank mounts yesterday!! I can't see a thing so I hope he knows where he's going

god he's so cool

Posting this here again because I've run this CE at least 40 times and I still can't believe my bad luck is over

I love you Fursuit Calyx you are so strange

[ 7.4 spoilers ] #ffxiv #art

GOOD NOTE, SELF

The full version of Everything Burns makes me feel like this

To the Hroth I just tanked for named Silver Husky and whose search info referred to someone with the last name "Softpaw": I know what you are

In Endwalker, I celebrated the expanded glam dresser by making a unique look for every job. I struggled with how to showcase them, only for inspiration to STRIKE. It's something I'm still hugely proud of, and would LOVE to revisit with gear restrictions lifting. But until then... 🧵 0: THE FOOL

Yoyobani mode c:

Work needs to be over. I'm shifting into Yoyobani mode