So stoked to finally have my cudgel

So stoked to finally have my cudgel

Amber Alert

Biggest Ash Wednesday hater right here

We are so f***ing back

Having a hard time reading this body language

They told me fear the wolf. That’s why I stay bricked up in my house.

Thankful for the artists and content creators - without YOU we would be lost.

Highest hemoglobin count at the office blood drive - extremely proud and thankful.

The steps I’m taking are BIG ones…

Dreams Don’t Chase Themselves - Run The F*** After Them!

Had a very “remains of the day” dream last night (have not read it). Took over as head butler for a haunted mansion in Georgia and had to ward off evil spirits with my anthropomorphic dog friend named Astoria

The Importance of Being Earnest

Finding that balance between cool and callous is never easy but for you it’s second nature

Dreamt last night that I had to break up a fight between a hawk and a tiger and was blinded in the process.

What’s all this rain about?

Jasperion Collection playing bluesky catchup fr

Happy birthday @budrosenthorn.bsky.social I love you !

Happy birthday Nate

@pbs.org really thankful for the ad free frontline videos on YouTube. Can I get a hell yeah?

DJ Zimmerman went crazy last night

In the yard was a cooler of meat/ It thawed and congealed in the heat / A meal once incredible, now so inedible/ For rats it would make quite a treat

Been flying too close to the sun (drinking too many beers) - ready to make a drastic lifestyle change (drink less beers).

Something big happened that I need you guys to know about…

Gone but not forgotten #RIPHarambe

I go to the gym so that when a homeless man asks me to help him off the ground, I can confidently say “yes”

We can all experience magic. In the moments we share together

We live in a society

The inside black, the outside white like MJ

Yall ever been this down bad?

All the beef this week really doing a number on my insides.

I swear on everything one of my students today was named Ur’Hyniz and that’s how it was spelled on the roster. Sound it out. Born in 2010

Huxley did a great job tonight. Really captured LA in a bottle.

Me and the girls celebrating Huxley’s B Day - bless up!

Exercising caution and choosing the (Stay silent) dialogue option a lot today

I’m binge thinking not binge drinking

It’s hard to be a wallflower in a room with no walls…

Actually hilarious how shitty the M experience is compared to the L

stop ✋ tryna get clean 🧽 in dirty 🤮 places 🏠 🗣️🗣️🗣️

Chili

DJ Randy Detractor: 10/10