Istg I could take horse tranquilizer and still not be able to sleep till 5 am.🙄 My body HATES me.

people say some dumb out of pocket shit in TikTok comments just because it has a few million views, thinking the OP won't see it. Bitch, I look at the comments. I ain't blind.🤦‍♂️

Sometimes I say stupid shit and then someone who I enjoy talking to, no longer talks to me. Then I proceed to think about them often for the rest of my life. I hate my brain.🤦‍♂️

Saying you don't like AI slop while using a profile pic that I personally made for you using AI is WILD.😳

Why are they having squash matches in the AEW Women's Tag Team tournament?!?😭😭😭 #AEWCollision

They showed Ibushi's injury? Fucking yikes. Absolutely validated in my decision to skip. #AEWCollision

I'm missing Collision tonight. Just not in the mood. Less than 3 hours a sleep per night for over a month will do that to you apparently.😒

Seth won clean?!?😳😳😳 I'm SO fucking confused.🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Edit: nevermind. I looked down and missed it.😂 #WWECrownJewel

"WANKER!" chant is wild!🤣 #WWECrownJewel

Seth coming out looking like he just went on a safari hunt!🤣😂🤣😂 #WWECrownJewel

Boss of the Bullet Club MY FUCKING ASS!!😤😤😤 #WWECrownJewel

Rhea and Iyo win!🙌 What a fucking match!!!🤯🤯🤯 Wow! Match of the night is definitely crossed between that one and Cena vs Styles! #WWECrownJewel

Rhea and Iyo vs Asuka and Kairi!🙌 #WWECrownJewel

Cena wins.🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 What a banger though! #WWECrownJewel

I'm all for complaining about stuff you don't enjoy about pro wrestling. However, if you complain about LITERALLY everything, do you even like wrestling at all? Seriously. Just don't watch anything. Go do something else. I can find SOMETHING to complain about almost every show, but not […]

Oh no! The 450 landed badly!😳 That's why he says he doesn't do it anymore, but it was great to see! #WWECrownJewel

Someone is bleeding! Cena has blood on his cheek.👀 #WWECrownJewel

Orton DDT by Cena! He's setting up for RKO!👀 RKO on Styles! #WWECrownJewel

OMG! John Cena got me crying now! Sister Abigail!😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #WWECrownJewel

Cena with the Walls of Jericho!😲👀👀👀 #WWECrownJewel

Cena with the skull crushing finale!👀 This match is great so far! #WWECrownJewel

@shiversoundzz ty for the love, bro! Hope you're doing well!

AJ Styles with the throwback gear!🥹🥹🥹 They're tugging at the heartstrings today. #WWECrownJewel

Cena with the Scott Hall reference as he throws the point at Alicia Taylor🥹🥹🥹 #WWECrownJewel

They don't want none! Nope they don't want none! They looking scared cause they don't really want none! #WWECrownJewel

That corkscrew looked awkward.😬 Hope Tiffany is okay. And ofc Paul The Triple Nose Hunter comes out to put the belt on Stephanie.🙄 #WWECrownJewel

Stephanie Velcro wins!🤭 That was a pretty damn good match!🙌 #WWECrownJewel

Tiffany and Stephanie matching with Royal Blue looks SO good!🤯 #WWECrownJewel

Oh hell yes! Women's match time!😁 This should be a BANGER!👀 #WWECrownJewel

Someone's in trouble chant!😂🤣😂🤣 #WWECrownJewel

Roman's veneers looking EXTRA fake today.😳😂 #WWECrownJewel

Jey speared Roman through the table!😲 TSUNAMI!!!🤯 Bronson wins!👀 #WWECrownJewel

Oh shit! Here comes the Usos!😲👀 #WWECrownJewel

Ofc Bron Breakker shows up.😂 And Roman goes through the commentary table!👀 #WWECrownJewel

Holy 💩! Roman Samoan dropped Reed onto the chair!😳 #WWECrownJewel

Roman pulls out a rugby ball and throws it at Heyman!😂 Then he attacks Bronson with a cricket bat! This is funny af!🤣 #WWECrownJewel

Started the wrong crown jewel cause Netflix is dumb.🤦‍♂️ Starting Bronson vs Roman now. No wonder I was confused af. Thank Netflix.🙄 #WWECrownJewel

Finally starting Crown Jewel.🤦‍♂️ #WWECrownJewel

I was noticed!!!😁😁😁 CEO! CEO! CEO! #Wrestling Threads

New WWE Raw headshot posters, Chibi Edition!😁 #Wrestling Threads

New WWE Raw headshot posters, Chibi Edition!😁 #Wrestling Threads

The end of the Matt Cardona vs Killer Kross match.🤣 https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPpsZttiBSt/ #Wrestling Threads

Ever had someone like your post, then unlike it moments later?🤣 That shit is HILARIOUS!😂🤣😂

What the HELL?!?👀 Why didn't I get a WWE themed prom?!?!?😭😭😭 THIS IS AWESOME!😫 #Wrestling Threads

Holy shit! That match was a fucking BANGER!🤯 It had my attention the ENTIRE time!😁 If you have a way to watch Charles Mason vs Man Like Dereiss, I definitely recommend it! It had weapons and was brutal without looking like someone was gonna 💀 live on my screen.🙌 #HOGGlory

"Weighing in at a FUCKTON OF MONEY!" I LOVE Charles Mason's intro!🤣 #HOGGlory

I can't believe Hardys are triple tag team champions in 2025! This is AWESOME!😁 #Wrestling Threads

Hardys win!😁🙌😁🙌 AND NEW!!!! Y'all gonna complain about this one too? Or are men having multiple titles from multiple promotions okay?🙄 #Wrestling Threads

Hardyz are about to be TRIPLE Tag Team champs!😁 Mane Event vs Hardyz Title vs Title starts NOW!🙌 #HOGGlory

😲😲😲 Cardona grabs the mic and taunts Kross as he's on the ground, saying stuff like "WE WANT KROSS?!? WE DONT WANT SHIT!" Then Kross grabs the mic and says "Knock knock". Cardona says "Who's there?"and Kross replies, "RING THE BELL!". As soon as the bell rings, Kross puts Cardona in an ankle […]