Maybe if I can get horny about having headaches... Somehow.

Some people are COWARDS!!!

My awesome new dildo is here but I'm working from home today and I still have work to do so I just have to look at it. Mmmm "patience."

I'm so glad likes on Tumblr are private. I tolerate that they're not over here because this is sexworld if you're here with me you're fine with sexworld.

I'm legitimately curious what other people's sex budgets are like. What's standard? What's excessive?

Hi gamers today I realized that I'm way more obvious about something than I thought. (I straight up asked someone and they said yeah it's obvious) (The quickest and easiest way to check.)

I think. I overheated my vibe. To death. Come ON.

I love hedonism.

I found my vibe charger (yay!) but I lost my charging block thing so the only outlets that I could plug it into are. Like. In the main areas of the house. I'm not fucking doing that.

I do understand the appeal of a proportionally big, strong love interest. It would be very convenient to be scooped up and put in bed. I would like to be in bed.

This is kind of a shot in the dark, but my friends' favorite erotica author seems to have deleted every account. Would anybody happen to have a backup of the #hypno #TDACnsfw story shown in the screenshot?

I was reading earlier and was surprised to find myself getting horny... It was erotica that I was reading. I forgot that that does that. Somehow. As if that isn't the main purpose. (I guess I was thinking it would be more romance based? Still.)

I do love a contraption

#oscnsfw We do need to do more sex stuff with 📱's powers. S2 finale reveal kind of opens a vast and interesting new can of sex worms. Bad metaphor. I mean obviously it's in a genre where you can kind of do whatever you want and find a way to explain it anyway. Stay with me here.

Maybe the key to sexualizing 🚽, a character who I have no attraction to but I find cute with 🟪 📉 🟪, would be to try and remember why I found "blue comic relief twist villain robot from sequel of popular story puzzle game" attractive when I was younger. What was it about that guy. Can I recapture it?

It's very easy to project a complicated relationship with sex onto 💼. Like, really easy. Before ~the big reveal~ she really doesn't seem like the kind who'd, you know, had an opportunity to explore her sexuality and 100% now it's like. Okay well definitely not. She's busy. She's stressed and busy.

#oscnsfw is this sexy. is this horny. it is somewhat more convenient than usual. he doesn't mind

We should start taping those guys to the wall

Rectangle

Somebody drew sex pollen and I am reminded of my idea from a few months ago: sex pollen allergy. Personally illness doesn't do it for me, but it feels like such an obvious combination. It's the main thing people think about when they think about pollen. People should get to work on this.

Okay, battery dying. Next 13 (jeez) a different time.

Thread of my touys (explicit) because I like them but don't get to talk about them, like, ever.

Where is my sex canvas

#oscnsfw I've been thinking more about bondage for your 🟪📉📊🟪. Again, very silly. You can do macrame on a rectangle. One thing that would be useful for tying him down (into bed?) would be those pop sockets that have a can opener ring. Stick them to his back, boom, easy. Also good for suspension!

#oscnsfw One thing I've thought of a couple times, 📱 and the fact he can 100% be a timer. So he's with a partner in the kitchen (vague, he's got 200 fanon paramours, whoever you please) and he is bound. Perhaps with a vibe, Something to make him squirm. Oh no I'm really not used to word limits.

Sorry if you followed me for porn, I know all I post is thinking about someday figuring out how to eventually make porn.

If I wanna be situations guy, I should come up with those and then tell people. Of course, character name censoring is a little awkward. Does anyone know if it'll pick up words from alt text in the search? My council of 13 beautiful followers, do we know about this?

The vibrating broke on my vibrating thrusting dildo and I'm sad. Horny and sad.

It would be more convenient for this account's sake if, when I got horny I wanted to draw or write about it instead of what I actually do: start shopping for toys again.

I write and I write but these two get no closer to fucking. It's almost impressive.

I'm still not following enough people for my discover page to realize I'm exclusively here for pornography. Somehow.

Stopped masturbating to go check how screenreaders display a certain subsection of emojis. Which I'm only telling you about because it's funny.

Back on my bs (dildo shopping again)(I literally do not need more)(but I would like more)

It turns out I can write setups but not, like, explicit scenes? I think the issue is I feel inexperienced writing action and sex is, in its own way, an action scene. I'll figure out a workaround someday, I'm sure.

Just managed to be horny about the concept of clean/dirty dishwasher magnets.

It would be nice if orgasms were real, but unfortunately they seem to have been made up by big sex to sell more sex.

So if you place him against cloth he can't intake air? Seems kind of exploitable. #oscnsfw #nsfwosc

Just had A Moment while examining a phone. Don't look at me.

I'm trying to write something but it's not flowing. Unlike 💼 who shall soon-

A whole new hole... #oscnsfw #nsfwosc

I filled this out 2 years ago but I don't feel like making a new one, let's go!

Guys I don't think he'd shut up long enough to have sex #oscnsfw #nsfwosc

Warmup type doodles #oscnsfw #nsfwosc

Got logged out of my main one time and lost all the NSFW search history I had, realized situation untenable, hexpuzzleworld.