The fake fly on my pants keeps getting snagged on the fake drawer handles under my kitchen sink.

Spotify's UI is absolute horseshit. Same with Samsungs new phone UI. Just total fucking garbage.

It's crazy how I've turned my bedroom into a loud ass wind tunnel and my sleep is still interrupted every morning by my neighbors' barking dogs. We've changed our whole sleep schedule to try and match our neighbors and I'm still waking up with a racing heartbeat 2 hours before I should be up at all.

It's crazy how conservatives in the US cry "woke" when people point out anything from social disparity to actual genocide. Like yeah, being aware of the bullshit is woke. That's a good thing, you know, unless you're the one commiting genocide.

I had to switch to state insurance a couple years back and then moved to a pretty small town a few months ago. I have never had a better experience in the medical system. Socialized healthcare is not the scary thing people think it is. I haven't even had to wait that long for appointments.

The amount of swimming in jeans that happens in Lost makes me wildly uncomfortable. Wet denim against the skin... Also, I'm a shit swimmer, but wouldn't loose denim pants slow down your rescue more than taking a momemt to rip them off on the way in? Science must be done.

Sometimes its hard for me to tell if I like someones art or if I just like the funnt t-shirt they put on their OC.

I have the kind of sensory issues that mean it really does matter if my friends and I have similar music tastes. Luckily i have fairly broad music tastes. Most of the time.

The monkey brain would really love to set some bridges on fire today. But I've been stuck in the same spot for 4 days recovering from surgery, so maybe we dont trust the monkey brain right now.

It's so easy to become an artist that people have whole complexes about it. Whatever descriptive adjective you place in front of "artist" is less important, so long as you actually give a shit about making something that matters to you.

Me: "I'm such a little bitch." Me to me: You're in so much pain that the doctors are removing an entire organ from your body. Me:"still a bitch tho..."

Might be having surgery soon. Lol

Just realized the song stuck in my head is a Klingon drinking song. Oh, also, I have a gallstone that's really kicking my ass. Very not Klingon of me.

Kill all your heroes.

Fuck AI. Fuck anyone who uses it for art. Just go look at art. JFC.

Save the child and walk away from the machine.

Hahahahahaha. Lolololol. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. LMAO.

The Substance 10/10 movie. No notes.

Seven jars for poo on the counter, Seven jars for poo, Take one down, Fill it up, Six jars for poo on the counter. Im having digestive issues.

Pulling a "Great British Bake Off" to make sure these fuckers dont burn.

Checking on my health insurance shit cause I have an appointment coming up and rely on WA medicaid and, you know, who knows how long that's gonna be "allowed". Literally teared up when I saw the entirity of my last ER visit was paid for by insurance. I wish everyone could be so lucky.

Made @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social some birthday carbonara. Not too bad for my first time cooking anything ever.

Today is 30. Happy me.

Im so fucking jealous of all the snow people are getting in all the towns and cities that surround us. Our town is just too wet 😭

Me, someone who uses reddit, to the average reddit-er: I wish I was smarter so I could help you understand how stupid you are.

@gluesenkampperez.house.gov is a vile excuse for a human being that consistently votes against the people.she claims to represent. Just another dildo for GOP to fuck us with.

Possible new insult: You're the kind of person that gets upset about Star Trek TNG changing the opening from "no man" to "no one." Might be a bit clunky.

I wish I could go to space some day. Ya'll got any of the overview effect?

Im editing a video rn and my time notes made the weed number!!!

Going to bed at 5:30am because my partner is a hot nerd that makes his loved ones do homework for his birthday. Tbf, I normally go to bed at 4am... And I am really enjoying working on my project... @mist3rbadg3r.bsky.social

I blame Geordi La Forge for like .03% of mid-life incels. "I'm guilty of trying to be your friend" he says to the woman who just said she feels violated. Got that "where's my hug" energy.