Hearing rumors Marty’s has opened

One of my favorite pieces of information about myself I like to surprise people with is telling them I have an estranged husband.

Good morning from Julietta and I

My cat is a pit queen (also sound on if you wanna hear My Bloody Valentine)

Got to see Patti Smith last night and it was a magical experience ☺️

My family gave me unprompted dating advice. One of which was “maybe you should try dating more fellow Hispanic guys”. They really dragged me today.

Saw my old alderman in the local coffee shop today, and I gave him a top tier dirty look

Seeing Patti Smith tonight ☺️

Atmosphere or a gay bar in Chicago needs to have a shoegaze night

My family gave me unprompted dating advice. One of which was “maybe you should try dating more fellow Hispanic guys”. They really dragged me today.

Doing this has done wonders for my mental health, now I just need to give up grindr and sniffies. That should be easy though since those have become unusable lately

How big are you? 5’9 / 1.75m 163lbs / 73.9kg

Yoga class got cancelled :(

Had two martinis and tater tots AMA

Bathroom at work selfie!

Can someone spot me $250K?

Don’t break the picket line!

A new Patricia Lockwood book? I'd rather KMS than read it

They have a partner and wanna explore a friendship...

This person and I kept making eyes at each other on the train and normally I don't make a move if that happens. So I get off at my usual stop and the person got off too but just to ask me for my number!!

Happy Humpday!

Well survived a round of layoffs at work today, but I don’t think I’ll survive the next one 🙃

Forgot to post this yesterday but wore my corduroy blazer to work ☺️

My building shares a dumpster with a condo building and a shared gated area that it lives in, and someone recently moved out and left all their furniture in the shared area. In a rare moment of solidarity, my landlord and I commiserated over how annoying that is.

The president is a pedophile? Wow. I didn’t know that. I just — you’re telling me now for the first time.

Resharing this because I don’t want to take a new one ☺️

Why must I have expensive tastes but make non-profit money

Sarah Jessica Parker was a Booker Prize judge this year, I can’t help but imagine Carrie Bradshaw doing it and how annoying she would be during the whole process.

Disgusting. Border Patrol Agents Pose At The Bean For Apparent Photo Op blockclubchicago.org/2025/11/10/b...

if democrats want to retain any amount of integrity they need to immediately vote out chuck schumer as party minority leader

Trying to figure out where I should go on a vacation next year, leading contenders are: •Montreal (again) •NYC (again) •LA •CDMX (Mexico City)

just learning about the united states democratic party

Durbin should be forced to retire tomorrow

Taking a break/giving up on dating till Spring, paused all the dating apps and honestly it felt great to do that

Got a haircut, put together and installed the new turntable, and listening to Jessica Pratt before I meet up friends for lunch 😎

Thread about the horrors in Chicago:

My ideal man is the guy on IG training his cat to be able to go to the pub with him without freaking out.

Nancy Pelosi’s trades over the years have been so good that a startup was created to allow investors to directly mirror her portfolio.

Me seeing a nice new brick building

Since I have zero dates lined up or have had any in the past month, figured I’ll take myself out on a date today! Very much looking forward to it 🙂‍↕️

This winter, I think I should finally join a gay book club, but ideally not an insufferable one

Happy Humpday! Jockstrap for Zohran!

Illinois now is the time to try for a progressive tax again

Do I like this tactic of bait-and-switch for ballot access? not really Do I particularly care in this instance, when the largest victim of said bait-and-switch is Alderman Raymond Lopez (who //absolutely// would have dropped everything for a run)? LMAO BUDDY, pull up a chair you must be new here

Ok we also gotta talk about how Zohran always wear a good looking suit. Never really dress down in the politician way. Gotta say that’s very endearing to me

My favorite part about modern dating apps is the initial high of matching with someone and chatting for a bit, and then proceeding to never hear from them again

🚨 ICE ALERT 🚨 ICE agents were just seen driving a black SUV down Winnemac, from Glenwood towards Broadway. They were being followed by residents in vehicles honking their horns and blowing whistles.