“Come back, Shane!” #Svengoolie

“Right here. This is now my tree.” #Svengoolie

By the way, wasn’t Jude in this movie? #Svengoolie

Arcane has been resurrected several times in the comics, usually with fairly monstrous forms. #Svengoolie

Now they’re both making noises like the Munsters’ Spot. #Svengoolie

Wait, HE was worthy of wielding Excalibur? #Svengoolie

The formula made Bruno talk like Tony Randall? #Svengoolie

“I thought the Time Warp had more moves.” #Svengoolie

Anton Arcane is now Grizzlor from She-Ra. #Svengoolie

He turned into bubble wrap? #Svengoolie

He’s developing cartoon hands! #Svengoolie

“She’s a fine girl.” #Svengoolie

“Tastes like chicken.” #Svengoolie

“Clearly, I need more candles.” #Svengoolie

“Had I not lost that game of backgammon to Bond, I wouldn’t have needed this paycheck.” #Svengoolie

“Because he has not returned, as the Bruce Willis album foretold.” #Svengoolie

Don’t light this scene at all. That’s fine. #Svengoolie

So the formula turned Bruno into a miniature Talaxian. #Svengoolie #StarTrekVoyager

The Oak Ridge Boys are afraid to touch their glasses! #Svengoolie

The creation of the Un-Men! #Svengoolie

“Sir, my turtleneck is not breathing.” #Svengoolie

“Before the evening is over, I will learn which of you stole my tie.” #Svengoolie

“Can you sign Mindy’s birthday card?” #Svengoolie

Seriously, these guys have stealth skills when the plot demands it. #Svengoolie

Swamp Voyeur. #Svengoolie

So Swamp Thing is now a Comparative Philosophy major? #Svengoolie

“But, seriously, this hurts like hell.” #Svengoolie

“Yes. Please hand me my arm.” #Svengoolie

He pressed all the strawberry jam out of the guy! #Svengoolie

“You taste like menthol and disappointment.” #Svengoolie

“Here, have some RC Cola.” #Svengoolie

Nice of him to give up some of his regeneration energy. #Svengoolie

To the Swampmobile! #Svengoolie

Considering it agreed to appear in this movie, that’s debatable. #Svengoolie

“Note to Arcane: Bring Your Own Camo Day is not working.” #Svengoolie

Ow! Right in the Niblets! #Svengoolie

Swamp Thing can negate gravity for boats! #Svengoolie

You’re talking into a microcassette recorder! #Svengoolie

Apocalypse Meh. #Svengoolie

The flowers were beautiful, but he was forever reminded he had left the iron on. #Svengoolie

Swamp Thing isn’t the first plant creature from DC Comics. Solomon Grundy, whose origin is taken almost verbatim from Theodore Sturgeon’s story “It,” first appeared in 1944 and became a longtime foe of the original Green Lantern. #Svengoolie

“My favorite Cracker Jacks prize.” #Svengoolie

“Smokey Bear will be angry with me.” #Svengoolie

Sounds like the fiber supplement is catching up to Swamp Thing. Even though he basically is the fiber supplement at this point. #Svengoolie

So that’s probably a good place to start looking. #Svengoolie

Which is okay, because it’s clearly three in the afternoon. #Svengoolie

Swamp Thing can negate gravity for car roofs! #Svengoolie

Perfect! A road! Where the vehicles chasing you can easily go! #Svengoolie

If you can find them… don’t hire these guys. #Svengoolie

“Excellent. It has the answers to the Junior Jumble.” #Svengoolie