staring at my almost empty cart knowing i’m about to take an unanticipated t break 😔

me everytime i roll over my penjamin quad in my sleep it’s like well .. guess i gotta take a hit or two

i have an absolutely diabolical knot in my shoulder send help

being a barista is just feeling like you’re being hunted for sport for 8 hours and then clocking out

don’t ask how many shots of espresso i’ve had so far today … i need them

shout out gay women this friday 5x5 🥰 (and also my kid friendly music…)

double fisting the penjamin and the vape in the work bathroom type of day

missing the gfs like crazy tn

i’m either really hungry, really high, or this taco bell crunchy taco is just extra good today

i’m sooo excited for this lady gaga album

idk how i feel about this new monster flavor

a little girl asked me what the “silver thing in [my] nose” was lmaoo

every day i’m beefing with this fucking espresso machine

good morning from your local they/them barista

january 5x5 ⋆˙⟡

YOU NEED TO SHARE THIS YOU NEED TO MAKE PHONE CALLS TO YOUR LEGISLATORS YOU NEED TO LEARN MORE ABOUT PROTECTING TRANS PEOPLE YOU NEED TO SHARE RESOURCES YOU FIND YES. YOU. YOU READING THIS. WE HAVE A RESPONSIBILITY TO PROTECT THE TRANS YOUTH. ESPECIALLY WITH OUR PRIVILEGE.

down so bad i’m looking at flight prices

happy 5x5 friday :)

i think maybe the monsters for breakfast are starting to catch up to me

got to meet two really cute dogs today :))

how am i exhausted after doing literally the easiest tasks at work

or whatever carly cosgrove said

can’t wait to feel the fomo of not seeing arms length this weekend :(

adderall: taken monster energy drink: drinking me: still sleepy

my local stater bros has the new monster ultra blue hawaiian flavor but i didn’t notice until i was already checking out :((

NOOO CHOPPER THATS NOT FOR YOU

date night and my gf won me a tony tony chopper !!!

hi new followers: steam @splitjawhc.bsky.social !!!

diysky is already much better than the other site tbh

listening to cliffdiver and hearing “i can’t afford my adderall” as i’m pulling into the cvs drive thru … yeah

happy friday 5x5 day

my diysky starterpack is officially capped out with 150 great accounts for you to follow! i cant even begin to express how much it means to me to see all the support that this is getting. we are going to rebuild the community here and take down el*n mush. lets never go back go.bsky.app/4y1QC4z DIY

wanna go to chicago to flick the bean and get my bean flicked

hardcore music made by trans people >>>

i miss my friends :( being adults sucks

bro i forgot to put the gas cap back on my car and just drove away wtffff

okay fine i said i would

need to remember to check the feels like bc while 40s might not be bad… the wind is fucking freezing

simultaneously have too many hoodies and not enough of them

If you're discriminated against or arrested for being trans in Illinois, I can represent you pro bono. Email me at [email protected].

“brain stopped at 22” was sooo real of cliffdiver

fighting the urge to quadruple text 😖

nobody fucks with SPLITJAW like i do

realized i don’t need a new vape i should just take my adhd meds every day

100 followers and i’ll post a thirst trap 🤭

social media sucks so hard now i’m addicted to scrolling on depop

chat i need help picking which water bottle to get (if i get the hydroflask i would also get a straw lid so that’s +$15)

been really into hating women lately (listening to the story so far)

omg i forgot to post last friday’s 5x5 but here it is !

mark zuckerberg? more like SUCKerberg