Chinatown in Washington DC this afternoon . #photo #chinatown #washingtondc

Returning back with a beak full of Sand Eels. #nature #birds #wildlife #photography #naturephotography #birdphotography #birdsofmastodon #uk #birdscrolling

A legend, an icon and a trailblazer.

Immigrants held in Camp East Montana in Texas have filed a class action against DHS alleging violations of their Fifth Amendment rights and the Administrative Procedure Act. Their complaint makes clear that the Trump regime, particularly DHS, now headed by Markwayne Mullin, is intentionally […]

My lawnmower is cuter than yours

Da ist man ein Jahr älter geworden und nichts hat sich geändert. Man denkt ja immer, aber nein... Es war ein schöner Familiennachmittag und die Grüße und Wünsche lieber Freunde tun gut. Habt einen schönen Abend, ihr Lieben, 🧡 wo immer auf dieser Welt ihr […] [Original post on social.anoxinon.de]

🚨🚨 Segmented (fragmented) child porn warning. ⚠️ In an attempt to be sneaky and overcome restrictions, these people post child body parts in segments. For example, one post will include a child's belly, and another their feet, hands, or legs, etc. Together, they make for an inappropriate […]

RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116657926587537513 Rebuilding the company’s pad, or finishing a new one, will likely take at least a year, even with a major effort by #BlueOrigin. #spacex’s #falconheavy and #ULA’s #vulcan vehicles both likely have the lift capacity to push #mark1 to […]

Donald Trump is an asshole.

Donald Trump said Iran only understands missiles and not talks, which is exactly how his wives feel whenever he starts talking about his golf handicap. #relationship #iran #trump

Donald Trump claims he is "restoring balance" to public lands by opening them up to heavy drilling, because nothing says "beautiful America" like a fracking rig next to a national park trail. #donaldtrump #deforestation #environment

Donald Trump is trying to rebrand America's financial system with new crypto executive orders, because why tank the economy with traditional methods when you can do it with Memecoins? #economy #finance #trump

Donald Trump spent his morning blasting a federal judge on social media in a 580-word rant, which is impressive since we all know his vocabulary usually tops out at about forty. #education #trump

Donald Trump just blocked a "click to cancel" rule for consumer subscriptions, because he knows firsthand that once you sign up for his fundraising emails, you're trapped for life. #trump #spam #email

Donald Trump is trying to micro-manage the Strait of Hormuz conflict, which is ironic considering he couldn't even navigate an umbrella through a Boeing 757 doorway. #iran #trump #hormuz

Donald Trump signed an executive order to lower the barrier for firing civil servants, because "You're fired" is literally the only policy position he actually knows how to execute. 🙄 #trump

Donald Trump created the "Make America Beautiful Again Commission," which is hilarious coming from a man who looks like a Cheeto that rolled under the couch in 1997. #donaldtrump #trump

Donald Trump has been heavily pushing the U.S. presidency of the G20 summit in Miami, mostly because it’s the only international flight his legal team will let him take right now. #g20 #trump

Donald Trump has been erecting massive banners of his own face all over Washington D.C., just in case the locals forgot what a mid-tier sunset looks like. #washingtondc #trump

Donald Trump established a "Task Force to Eliminate Fraud," which is a lot like putting the Hamburglar in charge of guarding the McDonald's franchise. #corruption #donaldtrump

Donald Trump ordered a crackdown on federal contractors doing DEI work, because the only "diversity" he tolerates in the White House is the range of foundation shades on his face. #trump #equality

Donald Trump is aggressively pushing "clean coal power generation" in 2026, because why look to the future when your entire aesthetic is stuck in the 1980s? #trump #environment

Donald Trump just repealed restrictions on off-road vehicles on federal lands, finally giving his golf carts the freedom to ruin ecosystems outside of Mar-a-Lago. 🙄 #trump #golf

Donald Trump has spent this past week in Situation Room meetings trying to make a "final determination" on an Iran ceasefire, which is terrifying for a guy who usually can't make a final determination on what to order at McDonald's. #trump #iran #mcdonalds

Donald Trump just signed an executive order to "Save College Sports," which makes sense since his own administration looks like a bunch of amateurs playing a game they don’t know the rules to. 🙄 #trump #college #sports

Donald Trump launched a website called TrumpIRA.gov to promote retirement savings, which is bold coming from a guy whose own retirement plan is just running for president forever to avoid jail time. #trump #retirement #potus

Donald Trump is pushing to put his own face on a new $250 bill for America's 250th anniversary, presumably because a standard hundred-dollar bill isn’t enough to pay off his legal debts anymore. #trump #legal

Donald Trump just threw a tantrum and threatened to withdraw from the Kennedy Center because a judge made him take his name off the building — proving once again that if he can't brand it, he'd rather burn it down. #trump #justice

Donald Trump wanted his name plastered on the JFK Center for the Performing Arts so badly, because nothing screams "high culture and classical theater" like an orange guy shouting at a microphone for two hours. #trump #jfk

Linus is loving no-mow May. #dogsofmastodon #seniordogs #adoptdontshop #nomowmay

Japan buys over $14 million in military equipment for Ukraine under NATO weapons program https://kyivindependent.com/japan-buys-over-14-million-in-military-equipment-for-ukraine-under-nato-weapons-program/

Japan Sends Officers to NATO’s Ukraine Mission for the First Time as Tokyo Deepens Defense Ties — UNITED24 Media https://united24media.com/world/japan-sends-officers-to-natos-ukraine-mission-for-the-first-time-as-tokyo-deepens-defense-ties-19309

Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. Because you have to draw the line somewhere. https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/29/cia-official-gold-theft-trial

Had to update slides for a presentation tonight, so I'm sharing the latest numbers showing how bad the situation in orbit is getting. There are now 10,413 Starlink satellites, more than 2/3 of ALL satellites (15,623 total, numbers from https://planet4589.org/space/stats/active.html). The CRASH […]

I actually worked at the same place as Andrew Tridgell, over a quarter-century ago. I got to know a few of the OzLabs folks during their immediate post-IBM years, and always had the highest respect for them in that way where you feel acute impostor syndrome when they're in the room. Tridge […]

So wrong in so many ways #pentagon recruiting #troops to watch #trump White House #ufc fights, memos show [because too few attendees] Internal messages reviewed by The Post stipulate that #militarypersonnel must pay their own way & MEET STRICT PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS to be eligible [because Trump […]

20 administrators just received a polite, discreet private reminder that their copy of Mastodon or Mastodon+Glitch (since this affects both) should be upgraded. You should be using Mastodon 4.5.10 or Mastodon+Glitch 4.5.10. If you are using a nightly build, you should be using at minimum […]

Donald Trump is an asshole.

Donald Trump declared that his recent Walter Reed physical checked out "PERFECTLY," proving that medical science has finally developed a way to completely bypass a conscience and a spine. #trump

Donald Trump insists Iran is trying to "out-wait" him until the midterms, completely forgetting that at 80 years old, a stiff breeze or a flight of stairs could easily out-wait him.

Donald Trump claims surging gas prices are just "peanuts," which makes perfect sense considering the space between his ears is currently a completely empty shell.

Donald Trump just bragged that his recent Walter Reed physical checked out "PERFECTLY," which is a relief since doctors finally figured out that blotchy neck rash is just a severe allergic reaction to accountability. He’s currently calling state regulators "scum" for trying to crack down on the […]

Donald Trump just casually threatened to "blow up" Oman during a cabinet meeting because he thinks foreign policy is a game of Battleship you can win by yelling. Between claiming he doesn't care about the midterms "even a little bit" and brushing off skyrocketing gas prices as "peanuts," it’s […]

Scotts Miracle Grow now enhanced with Charlie Kirk.

Charlie Kirk's biggest talent was saying something inflammatory enough that people confused attention for intelligence. #charliekirk

Charlie Kirk's version of intellectual depth was talking faster when facts stopped helping.

Some people leave behind thoughtful ideas. Charlie Kirk mostly left behind reaction clips of him building a career sounding confidently wrong at full volume.

The only growth Charlie Kirk is responsible for now is in the garden section.

Charlie Kirk has gone from hateful podcast clips to compost mix — what a rebrand.

Even worms are fact-checking Charlie Kirk underground.