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Sean Riley
about 1 hour ago
Chinatown in Washington DC this afternoon .
#photo
#chinatown
#washingtondc
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Jim Howard-Birt 🐦📸: Photos
about 5 hours ago
Returning back with a beak full of Sand Eels.
#nature
#birds
#wildlife
#photography
#naturephotography
#birdphotography
#birdsofmastodon
#uk
#birdscrolling
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Sophie Labelle
about 9 hours ago
A legend, an icon and a trailblazer.
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Heidi Li Feldman
about 7 hours ago
Immigrants held in Camp East Montana in Texas have filed a class action against DHS alleging violations of their Fifth Amendment rights and the Administrative Procedure Act. Their complaint makes clear that the Trump regime, particularly DHS, now headed by Markwayne Mullin, is intentionally […]
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Original post on mastodon.social
https://mastodon.social/@heidilifeldman/116665479706770950
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Prof. Sam Lawler
about 6 hours ago
My lawnmower is cuter than yours
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Elsa und Balou
about 8 hours ago
Da ist man ein Jahr älter geworden und nichts hat sich geändert. Man denkt ja immer, aber nein... Es war ein schöner Familiennachmittag und die Grüße und Wünsche lieber Freunde tun gut. Habt einen schönen Abend, ihr Lieben, 🧡 wo immer auf dieser Welt ihr […]
[Original post on social.anoxinon.de]
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🚨🚨 Segmented (fragmented) child porn warning. ⚠️ In an attempt to be sneaky and overcome restrictions, these people post child body parts in segments. For example, one post will include a child's belly, and another their feet, hands, or legs, etc. Together, they make for an inappropriate […]
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Original post on s.cafe
https://s.cafe/@Rimuru/116665656112974680
about 6 hours ago
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Spaceflight 🚀
about 12 hours ago
RE: https://mastodon.social/@arstechnica/116657926587537513 Rebuilding the company’s pad, or finishing a new one, will likely take at least a year, even with a major effort by
#BlueOrigin
.
#spacex
’s
#falconheavy
and
#ULA
’s
#vulcan
vehicles both likely have the lift capacity to push
#mark1
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Original post on spacey.space
https://spacey.space/@spaceflight/116664283179712913
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Donald Trump is an asshole.
1 day ago
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Donald Trump said Iran only understands missiles and not talks, which is exactly how his wives feel whenever he starts talking about his golf handicap.
#relationship
#iran
#trump
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Donald Trump claims he is "restoring balance" to public lands by opening them up to heavy drilling, because nothing says "beautiful America" like a fracking rig next to a national park trail.
#donaldtrump
#deforestation
#environment
1 day ago
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Donald Trump is trying to rebrand America's financial system with new crypto executive orders, because why tank the economy with traditional methods when you can do it with Memecoins?
#economy
#finance
#trump
1 day ago
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Donald Trump spent his morning blasting a federal judge on social media in a 580-word rant, which is impressive since we all know his vocabulary usually tops out at about forty.
#education
#trump
1 day ago
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Donald Trump just blocked a "click to cancel" rule for consumer subscriptions, because he knows firsthand that once you sign up for his fundraising emails, you're trapped for life.
#trump
#spam
#email
1 day ago
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Donald Trump is trying to micro-manage the Strait of Hormuz conflict, which is ironic considering he couldn't even navigate an umbrella through a Boeing 757 doorway.
#iran
#trump
#hormuz
1 day ago
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Donald Trump signed an executive order to lower the barrier for firing civil servants, because "You're fired" is literally the only policy position he actually knows how to execute. 🙄
#trump
1 day ago
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Donald Trump created the "Make America Beautiful Again Commission," which is hilarious coming from a man who looks like a Cheeto that rolled under the couch in 1997.
#donaldtrump
#trump
1 day ago
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Donald Trump has been heavily pushing the U.S. presidency of the G20 summit in Miami, mostly because it’s the only international flight his legal team will let him take right now.
#g20
#trump
1 day ago
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Donald Trump has been erecting massive banners of his own face all over Washington D.C., just in case the locals forgot what a mid-tier sunset looks like.
#washingtondc
#trump
1 day ago
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Donald Trump established a "Task Force to Eliminate Fraud," which is a lot like putting the Hamburglar in charge of guarding the McDonald's franchise.
#corruption
#donaldtrump
1 day ago
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Donald Trump ordered a crackdown on federal contractors doing DEI work, because the only "diversity" he tolerates in the White House is the range of foundation shades on his face.
#trump
#equality
1 day ago
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Donald Trump is aggressively pushing "clean coal power generation" in 2026, because why look to the future when your entire aesthetic is stuck in the 1980s?
#trump
#environment
1 day ago
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Donald Trump just repealed restrictions on off-road vehicles on federal lands, finally giving his golf carts the freedom to ruin ecosystems outside of Mar-a-Lago. 🙄
#trump
#golf
1 day ago
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Donald Trump has spent this past week in Situation Room meetings trying to make a "final determination" on an Iran ceasefire, which is terrifying for a guy who usually can't make a final determination on what to order at McDonald's.
#trump
#iran
#mcdonalds
1 day ago
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Donald Trump just signed an executive order to "Save College Sports," which makes sense since his own administration looks like a bunch of amateurs playing a game they don’t know the rules to. 🙄
#trump
#college
#sports
1 day ago
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Donald Trump launched a website called TrumpIRA.gov to promote retirement savings, which is bold coming from a guy whose own retirement plan is just running for president forever to avoid jail time.
#trump
#retirement
#potus
1 day ago
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Donald Trump is pushing to put his own face on a new $250 bill for America's 250th anniversary, presumably because a standard hundred-dollar bill isn’t enough to pay off his legal debts anymore.
#trump
#legal
1 day ago
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Donald Trump just threw a tantrum and threatened to withdraw from the Kennedy Center because a judge made him take his name off the building — proving once again that if he can't brand it, he'd rather burn it down.
#trump
#justice
1 day ago
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Donald Trump wanted his name plastered on the JFK Center for the Performing Arts so badly, because nothing screams "high culture and classical theater" like an orange guy shouting at a microphone for two hours.
#trump
#jfk
1 day ago
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Nonilex
1 day ago
Linus is loving no-mow May.
#dogsofmastodon
#seniordogs
#adoptdontshop
#nomowmay
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Servelan
1 day ago
Japan buys over $14 million in military equipment for Ukraine under NATO weapons program
https://kyivindependent.com/japan-buys-over-14-million-in-military-equipment-for-ukraine-under-nato-weapons-program/
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Servelan
1 day ago
Japan Sends Officers to NATO’s Ukraine Mission for the First Time as Tokyo Deepens Defense Ties — UNITED24 Media
https://united24media.com/world/japan-sends-officers-to-natos-ukraine-mission-for-the-first-time-as-tokyo-deepens-defense-ties-19309
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Japan Sends Officers to NATO’s Ukraine Mission for the First Time as Tokyo Deepens Defense Ties
Japan will send four Self-Defense Forces officers to NATO's Ukraine support command in Germany, marking a significant step in Tokyo's deepening defense ties.
https://united24media.com/world/japan-sends-officers-to-natos-ukraine-mission-for-the-first-time-as-tokyo-deepens-defense-ties-19309
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Matt Blaze
1 day ago
Guy who took home $40 million in gold bars from CIA office supply closet is criminally charged with padding his resume. Because you have to draw the line somewhere.
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/29/cia-official-gold-theft-trial
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Former senior CIA official accused of stealing $40m in gold bars from agency
David Rush’s trial for allegedly taking 303 gold bars and $2m in foreign currency from agency was pushed to next week
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/29/cia-official-gold-theft-trial
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Prof. Sam Lawler
1 day ago
Had to update slides for a presentation tonight, so I'm sharing the latest numbers showing how bad the situation in orbit is getting. There are now 10,413 Starlink satellites, more than 2/3 of ALL satellites (15,623 total, numbers from
https://planet4589.org/space/stats/active.html
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Original post on mastodon.social
https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/116660012525156069
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Space Hobo
1 day ago
I actually worked at the same place as Andrew Tridgell, over a quarter-century ago. I got to know a few of the OzLabs folks during their immediate post-IBM years, and always had the highest respect for them in that way where you feel acute impostor syndrome when they're in the room. Tridge […]
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Original post on teh.entar.net
https://teh.entar.net/@spacehobo/116659545246426837
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Nonilex
1 day ago
So wrong in so many ways
#pentagon
recruiting
#troops
to watch
#trump
White House
#ufc
fights, memos show [because too few attendees] Internal messages reviewed by The Post stipulate that
#militarypersonnel
must pay their own way & MEET STRICT PHYSICAL REQUIREMENTS to be eligible [because Trump […]
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https://masto.ai/@Nonilex/116659178465871464
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20 administrators just received a polite, discreet private reminder that their copy of Mastodon or Mastodon+Glitch (since this affects both) should be upgraded. You should be using Mastodon 4.5.10 or Mastodon+Glitch 4.5.10. If you are using a nightly build, you should be using at minimum […]
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Original post on s.cafe
https://s.cafe/@Rimuru/116654568402262771
2 days ago
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Donald Trump is an asshole.
2 days ago
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Donald Trump declared that his recent Walter Reed physical checked out "PERFECTLY," proving that medical science has finally developed a way to completely bypass a conscience and a spine.
#trump
3 days ago
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Donald Trump insists Iran is trying to "out-wait" him until the midterms, completely forgetting that at 80 years old, a stiff breeze or a flight of stairs could easily out-wait him.
3 days ago
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Donald Trump claims surging gas prices are just "peanuts," which makes perfect sense considering the space between his ears is currently a completely empty shell.
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Donald Trump just bragged that his recent Walter Reed physical checked out "PERFECTLY," which is a relief since doctors finally figured out that blotchy neck rash is just a severe allergic reaction to accountability. He’s currently calling state regulators "scum" for trying to crack down on the […]
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Original post on s.cafe
https://s.cafe/@Rimuru/116648880904526131
3 days ago
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Donald Trump just casually threatened to "blow up" Oman during a cabinet meeting because he thinks foreign policy is a game of Battleship you can win by yelling. Between claiming he doesn't care about the midterms "even a little bit" and brushing off skyrocketing gas prices as "peanuts," it’s […]
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Original post on s.cafe
https://s.cafe/@Rimuru/116648864360454391
3 days ago
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Scotts Miracle Grow now enhanced with Charlie Kirk.
4 days ago
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Charlie Kirk's biggest talent was saying something inflammatory enough that people confused attention for intelligence.
#charliekirk
4 days ago
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Charlie Kirk's version of intellectual depth was talking faster when facts stopped helping.
4 days ago
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Some people leave behind thoughtful ideas. Charlie Kirk mostly left behind reaction clips of him building a career sounding confidently wrong at full volume.
4 days ago
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The only growth Charlie Kirk is responsible for now is in the garden section.
4 days ago
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Charlie Kirk has gone from hateful podcast clips to compost mix — what a rebrand.
4 days ago
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Even worms are fact-checking Charlie Kirk underground.
4 days ago
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