Passive aggressive statement of the day

Please repost if you know someone, or have been affected by someone, who needs a punch in the face. People who need a punch in the face affect the lives of many. There is no known cure for someone who deserves a punch in the face, except for a punch in the face, but we can still raise awareness.

$45 billion found in a Nigerian man's flat. He'd spent ten years trying to get rid of it but no one answered his emails.

I saw a snake that was 3.14 meters long. I think it was a πthon.

Yeah thanks for that, thought he'd be a fucking Ford Fiesta

Hey, hey USA! Next stop, smallpox! You muppets.

I bloody love Jamie Oliver's Keep Cooking and Carry On because he says you can substitute ingredients for ones you do have in the cupboard. I made his Aubergine Curry Dal with Herby Flatbreads tonight.

Apologies to my #French followers for the Noahesk rainfall next week as just booked some flights next week to Limoges

lan Fleming's original James Bond novels haven't aged well. For example, Moonraker - published almost exactly 70 years ago in April 1955 - feature a villain who's a super-rich industrialist and rocket-maker seeking to caus chaos because he's a secret Nazi. Such a silly idea!

Only people of a very specific age will understand why this wheelchair lift has a very unfortunate name.

Helped some friends move house today and I have never been so tired

When your shellsuit arrived from Kays catalogue in the 80’s

This is going to be sooooo funny in around 30 years time when the next guy replaces the decking I'm doing today. You can't beat a £5 B&M bargain

Please continue to share this picture to raise awareness of the plight of cats trapped in a folk music environment.

Vincent relaxing after a hard week of being unwell and having to go to the vets only to get better the next day

I get most of my exercise these days from shaking my head in disbelief.

Anyone know where this is ?

A Starry Starry Charente Night

“The roar of a Deltic with two engines working is certainly soul- stirring.” - not my works but those of photographer Mr Lemon in the Sheffield Star on 23/03/23. It was also apparently the first time one had been seen in Sheffield since 1970

If you have ever be told off by adults for writing Xmas rather than Christmas In the Greek alphabet, X is the symbol for the letter ‘chi.’ Chi (or X) is the first letter in the Greek word for Christ. The Greek meaning of Xmas and Christmas essentially mean the same thing: Christ + mas = Christmas.

High octane stuff

Got to keep up with the Joneses over here on Bluesky

To get on #GoggleBox do #Channel4 have to confirm that the people being filmed are #ThickAsMince before sending a film crew to there “house”?

Or I have

Good Morning friends and fellas!! I hope you all have a beautiful day! 💙💛🫶🌻☕️

Vincent multiple tasking, washing after his tea and stopping Ingrid getting back in via the cat flap

Another example of the farmers protest impeding ambulances, again near Waterloo

Eat, Sleep, Repeat…. #AllIncusive

To quote Cliff …. We're goin' where the sun shines brightly We're goin' where the sea is blue #wintersun

Beards.

Not only is Die Hard a Christmas Movie, is it also a Harry Potter movie as he sneaks around a tower at night avoiding Alan Rickman

Two years since we bought the tickets and properly in the gods to ‘see’ #PeterKay tonight #o2

Early 80’s computer games copying equipment, rent a game copy it to blank cassette and then return the game back to shop. We thought we were top computer hackers.

Bored at work today so put up the office Christmas tree

I suppose I better get my Glaswegian Advent Calendar out …

British Columbia, 1986 142049 admires the view as it makes its way to Vancouver for Expo 86 🇨🇦 Yes, we did try to sell them abroad… 📷 C Arnot

#BlueSky at North Ferriby this afternoon with the (as of 2024) the thirteenth-longest single-span road suspension bridge in the world in the background. #HumberBridge