If you see this, post a character that starts with a G.

ME: “is there another train right after this one? (because they’re behind schedule) SEPTA SUBWAY OPERATOR: There’s always another one coming, just don’t know when. Love my city, LOL #philly

Yup, while making direct eye contact…

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A houseless guy calling me a faggot for not helping him out is one way to miss a meal. A DoorDash cyclist calling me a faggot is one way of getting your tires popped with this sharp ass nail file in my pocket. 💅🏾🏳️‍🌈

“We have identified the leader of Antifa”

In an interview with Fox News last week, he criticized Philadelphia District Attorney Larry Krasner’s comments comparing ICE agents to Nazis as unacceptable rhetoric.“It is abhorrent and it is wrong, period, hard stop, end of sentence,” Shapiro said. Yep, Shapiro is a bitchasspunk.

This is why I keep (healthy) snacks at my desk. My eyes and stomach’ always plottin against me.

The easiest thing to do in my office to avoid termination and confusion is to show up and stay organized. Some people can’t seem to do either. It’s the bare minimum.

The kids are alright, baby. The kids are alright.

My co-worker be burping mini burps at her desk like I don’t hear them but I damn sure smell them.

‘11.22.63’ on Netflix. I knew…then I thought I knew…then I didn’t really know. Then I forgot the ending. Oh wait, now I remember…I think. Should have read the book first.

Like we need ANOTHER cop show. Newsflash: Law and Order has cornered that market. Try social workers.

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My Dad droves this between two different families in two different states without anyone noticing. Great MPG for all those rolling stones out there. Then it was stolen and suddenly I’ve a half sister. Talk about karma.

Me looking at Target like…

Living this has been hell.

Best news of the week. What a way to start the month!

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Listen, Texas is definitely having a moment. 🙌🏾

I don’t know why it’s surprising. Agent Orange in the Oval is single-handedly destroying this country district by district and We the People are growing fatigued.

Listen,…the idiot who said “yeah let’s arrest the accomplished Black Gay man who made his career as a prominent cable news journalist on a major cable new network” does not the understand the gravity of their faux pa. They clearly didn’t read his book.

I swear Comcast Xfinity has the absolute worst customer service. Had my mother talking to a chatbot that tried to convince her that it was not a chatbot.

Abolish the gerontocracy.

“Yes, give us npc, honey! 📸 Show me you feel absolutely nothing and are going absolutely nowhere.”📸

The completion for the protection guarantees their silence.

Their silence makes them complicit to the point of acting out of pure consternation.

Michael Jordan of freesoloing, indeed #SkyscraperLIVE

Descending with a harness is peak “how the fuck did you think I was gonna get down?” #SkyscraperLIVE

I’m sorry, he’s 40? #SkyscraperLIVE

I could never but, go awf!! #SkyscraperLIVE

I can’t… #SkyscraperLIVE

Made it to the 101st floor. With 200 feet to go. Ya’ll… #SkyscraperLIVE

Increasingly windy, my man said he tired… #SkyscraperLIVE

I don’t care how much you pay me. The answer is NO. Mind you the control room is silent. #SkyscraperLIVE

Oh hell no! #SkyscraperLive

Not the overhangs! #SkyscraperLive

Bitch why? #SkyscraperLIVE #netflix

If I send you this…

I’m gonna say it so that the universe reads it and corrects it: a Gemini and Scorpio pairing is a lackluster idea.

My favorite game, hands down. Me my Blackwall chip, and 5,000,000 Eddies are ready for the next DLC. #gaymer #gamersky #Blackhistory #Blackhistorymonth

In this country, it’s an extreme sport.

Fucks with Grinlocke hard. 🤣

You ever been so incensed that you feel like you’re having an out of body experience?

It’s that kind of day.

The Jewish history museum is mere yards away. Radio silence. The men that took it down said they’re were “just doing their jobs” We have no allies.

FUCK THIS ADMINISTRATION. My office is five blocks from here. I swear had I known, I would have been in handcuffs with bloody fists by now. Swear to God.

@mayorparker.bsky.social where were you when this was happening? What do you plan to do to fix it?

Low key conspiracy theory: Accupanic for profit.