All I need is one working printer to be successful. It’s so weird that my strategy for a more profitable outcome is reduced to such ubiquitous hardware.

“The downside of any approach that does not use some criteria for being disadvantaged is that you can ignore them. There is a history that suggests that you absolutely need some process to identify groups of people who have been ignored by the city.” -Perry #philly #onetermmayor #philadelphia

The good news is it’s Ubuntu and not Microsoft. Should be back in business in no time.

I honestly don’t understand the fuss. Children have been calling it ‘Art Museum’ since they could speak and so have South Philadelphians over 50. So what better way to way to reintroduce them to surrealism than through a simple name change?? @philamuseum.bsky.social (dreamworld was dope btw)

Who's the kid in the Halloween costume?

I feel sorry for people who don’t realize how good they have it. You have the option to see a periodontist, you make 6 figures…stfu.

Wednesday is defintely giving mayoral loss. Listless and expired.

YEP.

Proof that dogwhistle is his first language. English, a distant second.

Basically

There’s something missing at Reddit’s. r/democrats. Can ya’ll find his headline?

Mentally I’m here…

Today? It’s means being disappointed in your efforts to make them feel…something. Anything.

Let this be a reminder folks…don’t be a space heater for someone already wearing Canada Goose.

Sometimes, being in a relationship means being under appreciated. Like if we’re in this together and my mere presence in an effort to comfort, feels toxic, should I measure my consolation? Should even bother?

“The followers-only reply setting helps posters keep discussions focused on trusted connections,” So creating more exclusivity through self-serving silos? What better way to breed a wealth of narcissists.

🗣️ ALL white men just say she’s not a white man it never was going to happen. Say we do not want ANY woman being president here in America 🇺🇸 say it with your chest.

Therapy.

I swear the next young yt guy that steps on my foot on the subway train and doesn’t say excuse me, I’m pushing. Don’t let this “President” get you slapped early in the morning. You’ve been warned. #septa #bsl

I’m trying to understand the point of starting beef with the second largest trading partner in Africa.

MOOD.

People will remember how their stomachs met their backs during the primaries, trust. He’s giving this nation PTSD.

Us Black folk warned you all. Then ya’ll found the caucasity to sit back and ask us why we’re not attending ‘No Kings Protests’. 🙄

On everything.

I love being purposely excluded from Halloween office candy politics. Makes me feel special. I guess I’m the drama for Halloween this year.

I gotta do a better job of ignoring this buffoon in the Whitehouse. ‘Cankles and thief’ is really hazardous to your health.

So he would rather play with nukes than release the files. Got it.

“The Trump administration is hunting people to try to purge people from the rolls who are lawfully registered, and they are doing it by looking at unreliable, outdated data”-Short Republicans simply cannot win without cheating.

Where’s the lie? You can rewrite the past all you want, but the law doesn’t do revisions.

Live feed from Whitehouse Mar-a-Lago Garden:

If you refuse to say/spell/submit my name for email at checkout because you feel it’s too difficult and I have to write it down for you, fuck the donation. #spirithalloween

My inner circle is comprised of me, myself and I. The football circle is reserved for Sundays. Go Birds! 🦅

People who can’t pronounce my name on the first try so they get upset. Their frustration draws the interests of others and suddenly you and your name are the topic of conversation. Tropes ensue. Nicknames are created without permission. Yes this happened and I’m happy his ass moved back to Iowa.

Face melt > Tuna melt

Christmas spirit seems to be on a Affirm or AfterPay this year. But maybe that’s not all bad. The slowdown kind of exposes how much we’ve confused joy with spending. Maybe this is the year we relearn that warmth, connection, and peace don’t require a receipt.

November 1st.

Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice In Chains.

Mitchell and Ness was buzzing today. Kelly green week baby and that lil Italian sales rep with dat fat booty. #mitchellandness #philly #gobirds 🦅

She opened up a can of cartography on ‘em and my ArcGIS can’t handle it. 😂

Lately, I’ve noticed how white men look past me, never at me, when we cross paths. Guilt has many faces. The white gaze isn’t my concern, only the patterns it reveals. #philly #yts

Because the last thing Johnson wants to do is allow the swearing in of Arizona’s Adelita Grijalva so he plans to stall until the country implodes. Good strategy.

White people are so unserious. “No Kings” should have been last October when Kamala had 22 days left to tell ya’ll what WE already know: “These muthafvkas are crazy!”.

White people receive more SNAP benefits than Black people in terms of total numbers, as they make up a larger portion of the overall population, jussayin.

No I’m not attending the “Assuage White Guilt” protest tomorrow. Leave me the fuck alone.