With Bichette gone, Yankees obviously gotta sign Belli and then bolster the bench (I’d like Bader and the Kraken) to protect against lefties. If they can do that plus trade for Freddy Peralta, total tone of the offseason changes. If they don’t, is this team any better than 2025? I don’t think so.

Mets are gunna Mets.

Also, Dafuck are these contracts?

Well, the Yankees are in a pickle now.

Turns out it was double that report. Still can only imagine what this does for Belli as the last big outfielder on the market.

I. Need. Belli. And. Bo. Yesterday.

Dodgers are who the Yankees should be and it’s just kind of fucking sad.

The Matt Blake two-seamer plan.

Warren for Acuna. Do it, Cash.

Yankees need to prioritize some right handed bat options with all these lefties in the AL East. Boston picked up a good one. I wonder if that takes them out on Bichette though. Feel like they needed a bat more than they needed an arm.

Call me crazy, but I like Ryan Weathers. I think the plan should be to pitch out of the bullpen as I think he keeps getting hurt because his body doesn’t want to start, but he’s a nice get for the cost. High velocity lefty to pair with Tim Hill. Doesn’t preclude anything else either.

Heartbreaking. Love Johnny Lasagna.

If Kyle Tucker is open to this and you sign Cody Bellinger for five or six years at 30+ million, you are in fact a fucking moron. You can’t sugarcoat that.

Nico Hoerner makes a lot of sense, but not at the expense of trading off Jazz. Nico as an addition would be very cool.

Red Sox are gunna have to pivot fast and the Yankees need to get their shit done before some options come off the board.

Bregman to the Cubs is bananas. Cue Carrabis smoking a dozen cigarettes at once.

If the reported terms are correct at 30M+ per for 6-7 years, can’t blame them for calling their bluff at this point because we’re talking stupid money at this point.

There’s a parallel universe where Judge is in LF, Dominguez is in CF, and Soto is in RF and I bet it’s cool as fuck.

Today would be a great day for the Yankees to realize even after Bellinger/Bichette/Tucker, they still need a right handed hitting back-up catcher, another right handed bench bat, a starter, and minimum two relievers and they could work on those things while they wait on those other three.

A rare political post made possible thanks to baseball: Fuck Mark Teixeira.

I love Belli, but if the Yankees are offering $30M plus a year for 5ish years and there’s still a sizable gap, you gotta start talking to Kyle Tucker and Bo Bichette instead at some point because that’s their tier money.

Seems super chill for their relationship.

Today would be same excellent day for the Yankees to do something that isn’t a minor league deal or bottom 5 spot on the roster move.

Feels like a very “if Belli comes back, we can move Dominguez” which I don’t love.

I’m gunna need the Yankees to wake the fuck up and start doing stuff because the real world is straight up trash right now.

I wonder how Jazz would handle 3B if he had a whole offseason to prep. If you said, “if you can play 3B, we can put Bichette at 2B, whatcha think?” I think Jazz says hell yeah.

Blue Jays (and AL East) are loading up, the Yankees gotta get involved at some point. Wonder if this ends the Jays pursuit of Bo and/or Tucker. Yankees should sign Bellinger and Bo at this point just to keep pace with the rest of the division.

If Hal really loved us, he’d sign Bo and Belli.

Not gunna lie, pretty bummed the Yankees didn’t get Imai on that contract. That’s pretty damn cheap. I figured at worst, he could’ve been dynamite in the bullpen if he didn’t work out in the rotation. That’s a pretty cheap deal, but also screams nobody thought he was frontline so I guess I get it.

Winona Ryder is the GOAT.

Damn, I was hoping the Yankees were gunna do something. Foolish me.

Today would be an excellent day to sign Tatsuya Imai and Cody Bellinger so we can spend Christmas day dreaming about relievers.

Man, I thought this dude was gunna be a Dude. Would love the Yankees to take a flier and see if they can fix him. The InvisiBall hype was real.

Yikes. I didn’t think his market was this bad.

Today seems like a great day for the Yankees to sign Cody Bellinger and Tatsuya Imai.

My dawg!

Much like Devin Williams, there’s a good chance Weave is very good for the Mets. Weave was awesome as a Yankee but I feel like he hit a wall and lost something during the World Series run. Maybe he was secretly hurt, I don’t know. I hope he kills it in Queens, but there were very large red flags.

Mets really saw the Yankees bullpen last year and thought, "That's pretty chill."

Might be the quietest Japanese superstar free agent process ever. Feel like it's gunna be a shock wherever he lands and for whatever he gets, good or bad.

If Weaver signs with the Mets, then obviously they're going to sign Goldy, right?

Rosario is such a good fit, but I would’ve rather gotten Andujar. Watch me be wrong like always though.

Sure would be nice to see the Yankees do something.

That’s pretty reasonable. Mets really are gunna go with Devin as the closer, aren’t they?

Bummed to see Sean Hermann got nabbed in the Rule-5 draft. He was a personal favorite in the farm system and I thought he’d be a great reliever.

I don't think Pete Alonso is gunna be Chris Davis, but this might be the meme of the offseason.

On the one hand, about time the Orioles woke the fuck up. On the other hand, could the Yankees wake the fuck up?

I thought the Yankees might be in on Soto as a high-velo lefty to compliment Tim Hill, I didn’t think he’d get this much per year but I thought he’d get at least 2-3 years. Weird winter keeps weirding.

Mets have to go all in on Tucker and Alonso now, right? Probably Framber too? What a weird off-season.

If the Yankees wanna be less left handed, they should sign Gary Sanchez, Miguel Andujar, and Harrison Bader for the bench.

All those names and it’s Jeff fucking Kent, lmao.