The more I think about it, Alex Bergman makes a lot of sense for the Yankees. Trash cans aside… 3B is one of the few positions we can improve on, he will play great defense like McMahon but also be a great bat in the lineup, doesn’t mess up the handedness balance, gritty, hurts Boston…

Psst. Yankees. A position you can upgrade for just money.

There’s an alternate universe where the Yankees went full YamaSoto and I bet they didn’t lose in the ALDS.

Will miss Mike Harkey. Dude is a unit and a fan favorite. Sign Ron Washington to replace Chapman.

Here’s my thing about Kyle Tucker now… I hate the Astros, but what did they see that took them out on the dude? What projection made them decide to let him go? They don’t make many mistakes… But fuck it. Sign Bellinger and Tucker. Offense needs to be better.

You can do that? Cool, cool, cool….

Extras again. Somebody’s going home brokenhearted. Again.

I’d love to see the Yankees overhaul the staff this season. Ron Washington is available and there’s nobody better for defensive fundamentals than Washington, perfect add. I’d be calling on Jason Giambi and Willie Randolph too. Joe Maddon would be a killer “analytics but has feel” get. Gotta improve.

That was some Yankees shit, I have to say. Sorry, Phils fans.

Oh no… why are you going home, bro?

Other than the obvious black hole at 3B, I don’t think Cashman is the problem. A lot of his moves made/make sense. Boone, on the other hand, has had virtually all his young players fall apart offensively and even had long time veterans become sloppy messes on his watch. The blame is clear here.

Yankees gotta #ResignBelli, but how do they get better in the lineup for 2026? Sign Tucker and trade Dominguez? Sign Bichette and jettison Volpe? Sign Bregman and figure out what to do with McMahon? Offense has to be better. Just has to be.

A lot of the team will be the same. You can count on Wells, Rice, Jazz, and McMahon on the infield. Judge, Martian in the outfield. Can you improve on Belli? Probably not. Can you improve on Volpe? Duh, but will they?

Season over, and the Yankees gotta figure this shit out now. Bring back Belli, I dunno about anyone else. It was fun being miserable with y’all.

At least we will get more Martian next year.

At least Boone isn’t making me watch that piece of garbage Anthony Volpe here.

Five runs with three outs to go after one run over twenty four outs. Totally got this.

Well, so much for that.

Please, Wellsy. I’m not ready to be done with this seaso.

Smallest dick move ever.

This better be Ben Rice.

They don’t need help, Blue.

If Ryan McMahon is the only dude in the offensive column, you didn’t show up to win. They gotta figure out this offense no-show shit. This just can’t happen.

The offense no showing is even worse than being blown out.

Fuck my life.

Please Grisham. Fucking please.

I can’t stress how much I never wanna see Anthony Volpe again.

Wellsy was so close to getting me back into the game.

Time to score three runs right the fuck away.

Still true today.

Well, that hurts.

Cam Schlittler has been incredible and he deserved better than what the Yankees gave him.

Fuck my life.

Ernie Clement is a fucking problem.

McMahon is a fucking animal.

Boone has some balls on him, I'll give him that.

Fuck.

Do the Prince of New York thing, Jazz. This is your moment to be the dude who talks shit. Talk that shit.

Tis the moment, Giancarlo.

Well, that was obvious. Make him pay, Belli.

Grish has not been killing it today.

Don't love leaving Cam out there for the sixth.

SCORE. ALL. THE. RUNS.

Sorry, Vladdy, I’m taking that all night.

THAT WAS A GIFT.

Not seriously pitching to Vladdy here, are we? Wtf?

Big Dick Cam Schlittler.

It feels like Schlittler is purposely not going fastball heavy because he knows the Jays are a fastball hitting team. The Red Sox were not. Seems like a big part of the game plan.

McMahon! You beautiful bastard!