Just put my Chicken Shish Taouk to marinate. Dinner is going to be chicken over rice with a side salad and tzatziki. Halal style!

IYKYK But, IYD. YW! music.apple.com/us/album/liv...

Trump is in China buying 595K phones.

Raising the Flag Follow my work and writing on Substack: nickanderson.substack.com

Meatball parm so good. You’d think this Rican was Italian.

Richest man in the world builds a mega yacht Same man now wants to sell the yacht because it’s too big and expensive to maintain. Make it make sense.

Hasidic>Zionists

Rest in peace. I first saw you as Ogre in Revenge of the Nerds. Thank you for the memories.

Yo. Whatever happened to the Trump phone? 590 thousand MAGATards put $100 down.

Comic Book store in NYC

KNICKS FANS! 🏀 It's not too late to get your game on! I have a couple of Jalen Brunson Knicks jersey/shirts at a very affordable price to show your fandom as they march hopefully to the NBA Finals & our 1st Title since 1973! Shirts are $45.- shipped! Pinstriped sz L Plain sizes S-XL #KnicksSky

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Nefarious people run this planet. We choose to distract ourselves with various forms of entertainment. But, how much more evil shit do we need to see until it finally reaches a breaking point?

Double dipping = Cinco DeMayo on a Taco Tuesday! Lmfao

Y si con otro pasas el rato Vamos ser feliz Vamos ser feliz Felices los cuatro.

A home health aid and her patient.

The critics got this one wrong. I thought it was way better than the 90’s version.

I like 4 & 5.

That track with the Linus and Lucy piano loop on the beat is crazy.

Thank goodness for edibles and vape pens.

We are not Boomers. We will fight you. We will turn your lame jokes against you and make fun of your mother in a heartbeat.

Stop using Amazon!

Trading Nimmo was a huge mistake. This is a safe space to vent your frustrations. Speak your piece but please let’s respect each other throughout this bullshit. #LGM

🤣🤣🤣☠️☠️☠️☠️

The greatest lie told in human history is that white people are superior to everyone else!

Plain and simple. Zero fucks given.

Dodging that bullet was a lifesaver.

#AndysFrozenCustard Chocolate Cake Concrete for the win.

Newest Trump NFT’s

Mr. Johnson on #AbbottElemetary is an insanely hilarious character.

Fantastic Collab by J. Balvin and Bad Bunny music.apple.com/us/album/odi...

Mets recover after dropping 2/3 to the cards. Suffer an embarrassing series opening loss in San Francisco. Lose Soto on Friday. Their response was scoring 24 runs over the weekend. While just allowing 5 runs during that offensive barrage. #LGM Luis Torrens is the best backup catcher in MLB.

If give em an inch and they take a mile was a country. They would be the 🇺🇸 and 🇮🇱. They’re both built on treaty violations and war crimes. Native Americans weren’t conquered. Natives fought their asses off. The union went back on every treaty and committed a slow genocide.

Trump is part of the anchor baby lineage.

Wow! #NoLiesDetected

I’m an April Fool to think Mets fans wouldn’t be crashing out after just 5 games.

Bumping this at the next No Kings protest. music.apple.com/us/album/las...

My type of time. Lets go! “I need a gun, Cause all I do is dance” music.apple.com/us/album/dir...

Woke up in 80’s mode now the gears have shifted as I get ready to watch the Mets. music.apple.com/us/album/hab...

Woke up thinking about 80’s music. Tears for Fears was a group that made a few timeless classics. “Funny how time flies” music.apple.com/us/album/hea...

This show is incredible. On @hbomax.bsky.social

#LaPantera with the walkoff. Let’s Go Mets youtube.com/shorts/3fuI5...

Mets batted around in the 1st and 5th.

Vs. The New York Mets

Mets flipping the order on Skenes and Chase him off in 2/3 of an inning. Was not on my Bingo card

Opening Day 2026. 40!years is far too long of a wait! #LGM