That moment when people realize a woman who repackaged #CharlieandtheChocolateFactory into a 7-volume horror story probably doesn't have many original or worthwhile things to say. #jkrowling #roalddahl

Arnold Schwarzenegger rode past me on a bicycle while I was walking along the National Mall in D.C. Please Quote this with your most minor celebrity interaction.

Interesting fact: The word #kamala is a Sanskrit word meaning lotus. Rooted in mud, reaching upward through the water, it breaks the surface into the air and opens in the sun. It's fragile yet despite all the sludge that surrounds it, this little flower continues to bloom. #hanginthere #US2024

I'm basically #voting just to see if a time machine appears on the lawn of the polling place and someone jumps out yelling #direwarnings.

I want to meet #JDVance and tell him some of my relatives are #Belizean so that he can ask me how the weather is in Belizea this time of year, lol.

So, my surgery is in a little less than 2 months, and I keep having this dream where a diagram of a mouth from 5th grade health class is superimposed over my vagina. I literally wake up in the mornings and ask, “Why does my vagina have tonsils?” That’s a normal fear, right?

Quotepost with a picture you’ve taken of water. The view from a friend’s house.