We’re back on our bullshit… happy Monday

And now she’s gone 😂

Didn’t nobody tell your dumbass to follow me into the bathroom…

Have yall seen the big boys doing that lil sexy dexy dance?

I made a playlist of all the songs you sent me cause I thought it was cute, but now I think you’re a bitch so I deleted it

As soon as I decide I don’t like you I’ll NEVER fuck with you again - the moment you’ve got me fucked up issa wrap

I hate when people make me be petty, especially when I originally liked them 🤷🏽‍♀️ now I have to be a bitch to you

My TikTok is finally starting to get some traction and the comments have come flooding in…. People are actually really fucking annoying 😭 over the smallest things

It’s literally the worst part about this existence

I know god has a sense of humor because that timing was IMPECCABLE

I need a new job, a change of environment - I was so happy when I wasn’t here and my energy went right back down as soon as I came. This place is literally hell on earth 😭

🤏🏾

It’s my birthday 🥰✨

I need to go to the dentist but I’m scareddddd 😭 people playing in my mouth makes my skin crawl

I don’t give a fuck about nothinggggg cause after 10am today I’m on vacation

I think I’m realizing I just don’t like having coworkers - either I need a job where I work alone or I need to just not work at all

2 more dayssss

I start to get irritated and then I remember none of this actually matters and I go back to my music and mind my business

What’s your favorite anime opener/closer I think I’m torn between this one from Spy Family and the opener from Dandadan, polar opposites 🤭

I love when those residual feelings finally fall off and I can officially wash my hands of em

Man I didn’t miss this shit at all, why is it so hard to bullshit at work on the clock but when I’m at home I can bullshit all day, no problem

I just have to make it to Thursday and I’ll be off for ✨2 weeks✨

I should’ve called out like my mama said

Idk maybe it’s just me but running behind any celebrity is pathetic. Everyone running to fight on a celebrity’s behalf should honestly be ashamed of themselves

Life is a lot less annoying when you’re the one doing the annoying

Todays one of those days I regret growing up 🥲 I miss my bed

My coworker: “I started working here exactly 2 weeks after you were born” I’ll be 32 next month…

Me having a crush at this big age 🥲 she right tho

What’s your go to song or playlist when you’re trying not to rage quit??????? I need recs NEOW 😳

Being single for a long time will have you side eyeing everyone and everything. You realize some people will settle for absolutely ANYTHING, why would choose lying, cheating, and manipulation over peace and solitude?

Guys: why do yall keep coming back when a woman is clearly trying to separate herself? Is it an ego thing? Trying to see if you still have access?

Happy Friday ❤️❤️❤️

I refuse to get mad todayyyyyyy, just one more day then I can enjoy my weekend in SD

Idk this just does something for me

I wanna spend my birthday in a karaoke room belting showtunes

Being annoying is so much more fun when you’re actually trying to be I mean I’m naturally annoying as is but when I’m trying? Awwww man 😉

Me dancing around trying to learn all the songs instead of actually working

This song has been on repeat, just waiting til I go on break and get out to my car - Ima belt this bitch with my ENTIRE CHEST the whole 15 mins

It’s getting easier to not be mad around this shit hole, but today I’m listening to Hamilton for the first time aaaaaaaaaand I was definitely supposed to spend my life on stage singing my heart out… not sorting mail

Immediately no

What is this life, I just downloaded a dating app

On my mission to not get mad today I started listening to random songs and I’m so mad at myself for not knowing this song sooner 🥲

I WILL NOT GET MAD TODAY

I have a question for the fellas: How do y’all feel when women approach you? I may or may not be asking for a friend 👀

I need a shit talkers anonymous, a safe space to discuss all the stupid shit I see throughout the day. As a yapper I gotta get it out or it’ll make me sick

A lot of the time I feel like a lazy POS because I don’t want to do anything after work - then I realize God is using this job to train me and my psyche for the next stage

I just want to be surrounded by people who appreciate and reciprocate my love - I want to pour into people who won’t drain me, people who do more than take

As soon as I feel bad for not being helpful or accommodating they remind me why I’m no longer helpful and accommodating

I feel like this job is steadily forcing me to learn patience and that’s why God won’t let me leave yet 🥲

This is why I read! I’ve never in my life heard the word ✨ICONOCLASTIC✨