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www.amazon.co.uk/I-Didnt-Mean...
This is my collection of short stories. Trigger warning for bad things and terrible usage of commas.
3 months ago
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Famous first lines with joke follow up 2nd line. You set them up Bill and I'll knock em down.
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2 days ago
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Let someone else get a word in Chuck. Great first lines,not great joke second lines.
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3 days ago
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Famous first lines ruined by joke second line. These witches could see the future innit.
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4 days ago
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There she blows! ...A famous first line spoiled by a joke second line.
5 days ago
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Hold on to your bonnets. Famous first lines with a new joke second line.
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5 days ago
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Funeral music choice made. Atmosphere by Joy Division on the way in, Atmosphere by Russ Abbot to exit.
2 months ago
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When I was a boy I was terrified of vampires floating at the window (thanks Salem's Lot). As a student I feared the spectre of the TV licence detector van. At the same no licence property a housemate once invited the Mormons in. They still live with him now.
2 months ago
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www.amazon.co.uk/I-Didnt-Mean...
This is my collection of short stories. Trigger warning for bad things and terrible usage of commas.
3 months ago
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add a skeleton here at some point
6 months ago
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About 6 years ago I made this stupid 'graphic novel'. I put it on Amazon to buy for £1.99. Today I received an email from informing me that my royalties were being paid. 70p! Not bad for only one sale.... ....Reader, I bought that copy.
www.amazon.co.uk/Teatime-Club...
8 months ago
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Missed all the moon stuff but on my way back home my disappointment was tempered by seeing a shooting star...Reminded me of my terrible night sky trilogy...
8 months ago
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9.43am...Time for 2nd breakfast for those who celebrate.
8 months ago
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Still 14 days of the school holidays to get through...
9 months ago
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My manager after last work meeting.
9 months ago
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No matter how bad things are, there's always someone in a country song having a worse day.
10 months ago
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A little late with the buzz around this one as usual but I am quite enjoying Andor. I think it's because I identify with the eponymous hero so closely...Yes, I too have suffered from IBS.
10 months ago
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When you open the cutlery drawer and find there are no clean teaspoons.
12 months ago
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Today I taught my children their greatest life lesson...The obligatory usage of a coaster for drinks, hot or cold. The one thing that truly separates us from the animals.
12 months ago
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I do enjoy Cerys Matthews' 6 music program on a Sunday but I can't help being constantly distracted by wondering if she is wearing a hat or not.
12 months ago
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Bet they go for a fancy foreign Pope again, overlooking solid proven English men like Sam Allerdyce and Neil Warnock.
about 1 year ago
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