A “parking funeral” is one of the most bizarre things I’ve heard in my life.

I have a lot of regrets of not having my janky college club rowing team watch Cool Runnings. When I was president my senior year, I finally had us buy real unisuits, and I got us another boat and trailer. We also got a few medals too 😅

SHOVEL 👏 YOUR 👏DAMN 👏SIDEWALKS!!!!! There is no excuse for COMMERCIAL property owners along major roads to have not cleared a majority of snow from the sidewalk at this point (LOOKING AT YOU CARTER BANK BUILDING) I just wiped out on black ice trying to avoid the snow piles on the sidewalk 😭

I need an update to this.

I’m ok with the mvp being walker but it probably should’ve been myers. Maybe that’s just the Browns fan in me not trusting kickers 😅

I feel a tiny bit bad for my cousin Mike, but that’s about it.

“Is that Patrick kelce?” - my boyfriend, who was insulted earlier when I said “cardi b, a rapper”

It’s odd that the downtown business group didn’t pay for this but its website is on these bins instead of the city’s.

me finally owning a home in a walkable neighborhood when im too old to walk

My notes are full of comments I have stopped myself from posting. Today, i realized i was going a little too far when i was about to text a former coworker about a county that they covered before we worked together that started with “I am sorry for texting you the most insane question — “

Me about the state of the country right now:

So do we think this is a panic buying thing or something else?

There’s no hope for this nowadays, but my god, we need a mandatory central Virginia civics class for all incoming uva students. Even grad students. (And attending one random public meeting isn’t going to actually teach students anything.)

Me and Travis in this 2018 snowstorm

You’re telling me this person is not using their brights?

Wow if Indiana can win, any team can win ☺️

Local government is so wild lol www.thecentralvirginian.com/news/mineral...

Pardon my language, but fuck this shit. No wonder he didn’t play in the BOWL AGAINST uva. 🤮🖕 The transfer portal shouldn’t open until after bowl season.

You know what’s insane? United Airlines is about to pay for like 60 people to stay in hotels in NOVA rather than drive them to Charlottesville (or tell them about the 20 empty seats on the flight that leaves in 20 min) because the crew timed out. And they can get on a 15 minute flight tomorrow.

This isn’t written by a reporter (or the owners) at Augusta FP, it’s written by George Mason University professors. It’s a labeled a letter, not an article.

Woke up in Cleveland to 2 or so inches of snow and had a moment of panic before I remembered that I’m not in Virginia and people can handle snow OK here 😅

As a society, we need pet bereavement time. Or sick time. Or whatever. I’m not saying a lot, maybe a day annually or something.

We were supposed to go to the Mizzou and uva game but I naively thought my cat was going to live longer and need help so we canceled all of our plans. I will cry if Mizzou loses (because of the whole cat situation).

A sad update: On Wednesday, we made the incredibly difficult decision to put down our beautiful, cuddly cat Leo, as he was suffering from sudden heart failure and getting worse. He was only 8. Hug your babies extra tight, and give them lots and lots of extra treats and cuddles in honor of Leo ❤️

Me: is my cat ill or just being a diva? I think he’s being a diva. My cat: I have pneumonia you idiot Me: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😞😞😞😞😩😩😩😩

Why do we need local media that covers meetings? Because this was talked about in June and apparently no one knew: meetings.cvilledata.org/meetings/cha...

Inside the city’s scrabble club that meets in the county.

The first useful daily progress notification I’ve gotten in years and UH OH. House divided!!!!

I’m glad we didn’t shlep down to Charlotte for this game, which would’ve likely included a very sad 5 am train tomorrow 😅

I believe you should be able to pay an obscene amount of money to yell at football teams at halftime. Like a 45 second “you can do better” tirade in the locker room.

Can someone explain this to me?

I am having vivid flashbacks to 2017-2019 watching Albemarle county electeds talk about a high school.

Tag yourself, I’m coat bath or huge wak win closet.

In the middle of a conversation about a forbidden Thanksgiving topic, the dog started peeing on the floor.

Taps the sign.

My battery model is slightly different than the two recalled, but I wonder how much that matters? I can’t decide if I should just scrap my whole bike or drop $500 for a new battery. I don’t think I ride my bike enough to justify getting a whole new bike at this time 🙃🙃

I said this in a group text but I’ll say it out here: maybe we have too much national media?

There is a ginormous praying mantis who’s been living on our downtown mall deck for more than a month and they’re looking a little rough now. Is there a safe way to move them or should I just let them be? (They really like to hang out on the door frame, like the photo below, which is not ideal)

Not just a garden, a garden with fountains! Plural!!!!

I’ve refused to read anything that woman has written in nearly 10 years, why the heck would I start now?

“Rabies vaccine mandates are ‘kind of the definition of fascism, where government and corporations have merged, and now it’s claimed that it’s science—it’s scientific, so therefore it’s public health.’” Ahahahhahahahahahahahahahahhahahaahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahaah slate.com/life/2025/11...

We’re on the next gen Acela and we used upgrade passes to get first class. First thing I saw when getting on the train: 4 people fixing the bathroom, as the toilet isn’t flushing 😅

Can an attorney or someone in law enforcement explain to me how “a ticket while on an electric bike or scooter will go on your driving record, just like with a car” when you don’t have to have a license to ride a bicycle or scooter?

This is the second (that I’m aware of) issue with a generic vyvanse in the last two months. I don’t remember there being this many issues before the patent expired! Luckily they’ve been fairly mild, as far as I’m aware, but overall it’s a little frustrating.

The outdated Tonsler location showing up places might be a VPAP, not state elections department, issue. Here’s the info for the address of an undeveloped property owned by habitat in the tonsler now Buford/CMS area, and what the state website says for polling location versus VPAP:

Someone needs to explain the time change to my cat. He thinks it’s time for lunch already 🥲

I think if you have a dream where you’re back in school you should get a free pass from work the next day. “I spent all night writing an essay on a book I haven’t read since high school!!! Please excuse my absence from work today.”

You could change everything after “how Virginia does” and this could apply to a lot of things.

Someone with uva football must’ve heard me mocking them earlier this year (But also how is a team that has almost lost to 3 unranked teams ranked 15?!)

Why are “get out the vote” efforts so creepy? There were the vaguely threatening sounding postcards last year, now I’ve gotten two of these texts this year.