ive discovered how to make discord bots and now im going absolutely hog wild making them do all kinds of things

jump puzzzles aint shit

in order to be able to deal accordingly with whatever infernal four legged meowing creature of darkness that crosses my path to challenge me. i have bought kity treats :3

nothing like having a captive audience (students that have to participate in your lectures) and subjecting them to my jokes as i workshop what lands and what doesnt. gives you a sense of power

i got a greenscreen so i dont have to clean my room for when i have to teach classes online. turns out color theory is real and now i look like steamed ham on camera

was rushing home to make it in time for my online classes but my downstairs neighbors kitty had other plans for me

new school year!!! ^_^ new, unspeakable horrors

the most bougiest and irrelevant in the grand scheme of things problem just happened to me: the new trainee barista at my small town's only coffee shop made my iced latte with hot, steamed milk

im not feeling that good suddenly

waouw

rrraaaaaahhhh i lost my shitty data collection card that had 15 EUR saved on it in points so now i cant buy my shitty ketchup flavored potato chips that i really only want 5 of and then ill give the rest to my brother for discount .99 unless i put the shitty digital data collection card on my PHONE

:<

this was a silly glam for a weekly theme but its actuallybecome my fav. a little guy.

all i want is the twirl emote. theres so many pot chest spawn points yet it always takes me to the caves

Read WORM by Wildbow! It’s fun and depressing all at the same time!

leveling jobs aint shit

for every reaction character creates wababoo dingums and enters the yehehe state. for each wababoo dingum yahaha'd in the yehehe state, character gains X wahoo's

thanks for the hot tip mr scammer

oh wow

hurt people (someone who has to suffer the ineptness of users) hurt people (is an inept user when it comes to something else)

mouthfeel of contact lenses: like little bits of plastic expected them to be softer because of how elastic they are but they're actually more sturdy and hard than I anticipated

mmmmmmmmmmmwahhhhhhhh

new saddest six word story just dropped

got a smaller tablet for when i dont want to hassle with moving my cintiq around (a very bougie problem, i know,) in hopes itll help me draw more. it now plugs into the cintiq's usb port like a little baby attached to its parent

after pondering upon it, i have realized that it is completely normal and reasonable when *I* assume that I can do anything thats computer related because I can. But when someone else thinks the same, that is annoying&outrageous, just because i know restarting a pc fixes 55% of all problems doesnt m

on my hands and knees btw. we're not done. she's gonna return again tomorrow or this friday. on my hands and knees face down eyes crossed out X_X like a cartoon , my spirit escaping from my mouth

this week on 'I am an IT person so I am obviously an expert on everything to do with/on/related to computers': a rich widow asks me to help her fill out her irish inheritance tax form and talk with her irish dead boyfriend's lawyer for her about how to do it properly

finished severance s1. i think it actually managed to carve a new wrinkle up in that smooth brain of mine . rly good

i think ive made this same exact tweet 100s of times before but sometimes i have such a strong urge to go onto like r*yalroad or uhh SP or SV and read the shittiest self indulgent power fantasy about something absolutely bonkers

heh heh h

해피 발렌타인~

unreals aint shit

exrtemely latee houry comics pt1 bc i forgot and then i forgot and then i forgot and th

forever thankful that no matter how deranged the requests ppl make to me regarding excel are, i still somehow manage to do them anyway. lying about being proficient w/ excel is always morally correct

14テーマパークでグリーティングに勤しむ皇帝(と一般現パロ局長)

coworker asked me from the other room 'would you take a kitty' and i went through 5 levels of consideration if i can give one a good home before he clarified 'the kitty card (in balatro)'. cant even get mad because i was the one to infect him with that disease

my most favorite person in this city is the barista working in the only coffee shop here. if nobody got me i know she does. i just don't know how to tell her I appreciate her work so I will post about it online

these tetris gummy candies promised me a secret extra tetris piece in there and it was just an animal gummy. scammed

^_^ revisited my old trollsona

doing a reverse birdcage thing where im in the cage (my apartment) and the birds are outside. i still give them food though

🐍

my worm highschool au where lisa has two very loving dads <3

local man grudgingly admits that just taking a walk is, actually, pretty nice

(wisely) some things that are meant to be jelly should not be consumed otherwise