The most millennial thing I do is offer a box to everyone in the office before putting it in the recycling bin. Because it’s a perfectly good box.

Taxes are your subscription fee to the country you live in.

I used to be so annoyed by watermarks as a teenager. But now I’m so grateful that when I save a picture, I can go back later and seek out the artist to check out their new stuff.

A dragon signs up to be a firefighter. He’s very confused on the first day of the job.

Tried to say, “what’s the worry?” and was thinking “what’s the fear?” And it came out as “what’s the furry?” Still not as bad as the time I said that I was dunking/sticking my cookie in milk and came out as “I’m dicking my cookie.”

Apparently my current vibe is jaded clown

AI is like a porn renaissance for fantasy kinksters.

So this popped up into my head. Drag Story Hour was a thing, but I’m surprised that Furry Story Hour isn’t a thing. I’ve seen educational furries on TikTok. I’ve also seen educational drag queens on TikTok. Maybe I’m just realizing how similar these two groups are. Just with different aesthetics.

Disney being so determined to make Wanda a villain in every universe tells me they really don’t understand the character. Justice for my girl, please!!

I’m so excited that Superman(2025) is on streaming now and I get to watch it again! I’m just not sure if I want to celebrate by watching it dressed as Superman or Krypto.

I don’t wanna be mean, but it always feels super passive aggressive to correct someone over text. 😭 I don’t wanna be mean, but the visual aid of the picture is important, I promise!

Maybe I am artificially intelligent. I made no discoveries or revelations on my own. I observed and learned from what was shown to me.

My absolute pet peeve for guys wearing superhero spandex backwards… worse is I just saw a guy who has one with muscle shading. So the glute shading is on the crotch. Nice front-butt, dude. You look like your neck is broken and your head is 180 degrees in the wrong direction.

To Mr. James Gunn, I hope you’re happy, I hope you sleep well, I hope you are well rested, and that your head is always on the cool side of the pillow. I really want to see Superman again.

A guy on the train was wearing a tank top with a sexy pin-up picture of #Beast from #Xmen. And I can’t find it anywhere on the internet. This picture by Zach Brunner is the closest I could find. Anyone know what I’m talking about?

I miss the days of having a laptop with an app where I had a little stripper dude dancing on the taskbar while I wrote fetish stories. But hasn’t been around since 2011.

I wonder if there’s a world record book for kinky stuff. Like biggest dildo ever used, most loads taken by a cum dump, largest collection of latex clothing. I’d keep it as a book for my coffee table.

I think Legally Blonde the musical definitely streamlines the movie, and improves the story in some areas. Like I love that the Bend-and-snap is an important plot point and what they did with Vivian’s character. The whole thing is on YouTube. youtu.be/Bp4JYFnDTh8?...

What’s the gay version of “white girl wasted”? Cause there’s a ton of that at this EDM show.

You get two superpowers, one big one that helps you save the world, and one small one that makes daily life more convenient, what do you pick? I think my big power would be invulnerability, and my small power would be to instantly preheat ovens/pans for cooking.

These things always look fun, but mine would literally change hour to hour depending on my mood.

Treadmill is the best place to watch K-dramas.

For all the people following me, I feel like y’all are gonna be super disappointed when I start using this profile to review musicals instead of kink oriented stuff.