Me, when I talk to someone who voted for trump three times and are now losing their Medicaid.

Just in case you’re into “bad boys”, I used to force my children to eat box Mac-n-Cheese. They refused to speak to me for seconds.

My grandpa always said “Some of the greatest minds have no special talent other than being passionately curious. I am passionately curious about Marilyn Monroe.” Yeah grandpa. I’ve seen the magazines under your bed. Gross. “Hey, everyone should be passionate about something.”

Today’s word you never get to use: Groak: To silently watch someone eating, in the hope of being offered some. In a sentence: My cat is the master of the groak stare and only surpassed by my grandson watching me eat nachos. A stare that is like daggers. daggers!! Do not turn your back on either one

Ok, will do. 😎

Very powerful words that need a listen.

This makes me laugh every time I see it.

My grandpa always said “You have to know the past to understand the future. Remember, we beat the nazis then too.” Thanks grandpa. It’s good to have hope for a better future.

Today’s word you never get to use: Mumpsimus: A person who stubbornly adheres to false beliefs and lies. In a sentence: I thought that just my neighbor was a mumpsimus, but alas, it is the whole state. I am a tiny blue dot in a deep red state. Send help. Or snacks. I’m ok with either one.

This right here is gold. The best analogy I’ve seen.

How can we as a country look at ourselves with anything other than disgust when we have let a small group of people become so powerful that another humans life means NOTHING to them.

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My grandpa always said “The way to get started is to quit talking and start doing.” Ok grandpa, maybe tone down the ‘grandpa always said’ sayings that you should be doing, but don’t. “What! I’ll have you know, back in 1975….” Here we go………

Today’s word you never get to use: Fribbler: A trifling or frivolous person. In a sentence: She had the unmitigated gall to call me a fribbler as I played with my action figures at my desk. Action figures are a means of stress relief. He-Man attacks Thor = stress relief. That’s my defense so….

Oh dear Glob, I’m having one of those mornings.

Someone left two tickets to “Melania” in an envelope in my desk. I reported it to HR as a “hostile work environment” and a hate crime.

My grandpa always said “Patience is a virtue. Remember that young man.” Ok grandpa, but why isn’t ‘hurry the fuck up’ a virtue? You say that all the time. “Why you little…. Ok, you got me there.”

Today’s word you never get to use: Pettifogger: An unethical or disreputable lawyer. In a sentence: All I see at the top are pettifoggers and sycophants. It is exponentially worse when the sycophants are also pettifoggers. Geez, how did we let this happen?

Lest we be so lucky.

Repubs: Children being mowed down in schools is acceptable price for having guns. Also Repubs: If you carry a gun and we don’t like you, we will execute you and blame you for your own murder bc you had a gun.

Today’s word you never get to use: Crapulous: caused by or showing the effects of alcohol. In a sentence: I went to a party last night and am having a crapulous morning. Ok, I might actually use this one. I’m sure it will come in handy and its meaning is pretty obvious. The root is Latin.

My grandpa always said “Find a woman with small hands. It makes your penis look bigger.” What the hell grandpa. What is wrong with you? But now that I think about it. Grandma had tiny hands…..

Trump has lied about the 2020 election being stolen and played victim to his followers for so long, that I think he has started to believe his own lie. He is definitely not of sound mind and body.

You know, it’s really rich of a person convicted of 37 counts of fraud calling Ilhan Omar a fraud. It’s just too much.

My grandpa always said “I haven’t failed, I just found a thousand ways that don’t work.” Ok grandpa, I don’t think my math teacher is going to accept that as an excuse.

Today’s word you never get to use: Curglaff: The shock you experience when plunging into cold water. In a sentence: I was expecting her insult to hit like a slap in the face, but it shook my whole body like a curglaff. She certainly had a biting wit. No, she just knew how to hurt people with words.

Yeah, they didn’t accept that at Nuremberg either.

My grandpa always said “The trouble with most people is that they think they have time. Now go and clean the garage.” Grandpa. I remember grandma asking YOU to do that last week. Apparently time management isn’t your forte. “Why you little… come ‘ere.”

Today’s word you never get to use: Pendiculate: To stretch and stiffen the body while yawning. In a sentence: Watching a cat pendiculate is almost as satisfying as doing it yourself. Gary is still a young cat, but has mastered the art of pretzel pendiculation. He is also an ass.

Rest in power Alex Pretti. We will not forgive or forget.

I am going to create a new #FuckIce #Minnesota pack in honor of Alex. If you want in my pack please comment and please repost so I can unite as many #Resisters as possible. I can create multiple packs. Repost me please

I eat two “suggested servings” of chips while standing at the pantry door trying to decide if I want chips or not.

My grandpa always said “By failing to prepare you are preparing to fail, so get in there and finish your homework young man.” So grandpa, why did grandma tell me you dropped out of high school? Maybe you should prepare your ‘grandpa says’ statements better. “Well, you were prepared for something.”

Today’s word you never get to use: Cacoethes: The irresistible urge to do something inadvisable. In a sentence: The story of my life is a series of cacoethes fueled events, one after the other. Ok. No truer statement about me has ever been said. Maybe I should get a grip, but no. Why change now?

My grandpa always said “Two roads diverged in the wood and I took the one less traveled.” Grandpa, you fell into a ravine and it took us four hours to find you. Geez. “I never said ‘how much’ less traveled.”

Today’s word you never get to use: Anfractuous: Winding, indirect, full of twists or bends. In a sentence: His speech was becoming anfractuous and the point was lost among the distortions and lies. A close friend I have speaks in circles. Her sentences are disjointed but she will circle around.

It truly boggles the mind to think that republicans are more concerned with the killing of Iranian protesters than the killing of protesters here in the United States. Lyndsey Graham needs to get his boyfriend and go home.

My grandpa always said “Those that think they know everything are truly annoying to those of us that do.” You know grandpa. That is the most ‘My Grandpa’ thing you’ve ever said. “Yup. Me and Asimov are very like minded.” Grandma! I think he finally snapped!

Today’s word you never get to use: Dolven: Dug out, excavated. Past participle of delve. In a sentence: The dolven halls stretched and yawned deep into the mountain, silently waiting neath great arches of stone. The halls of the mountain king whisper their lonely song. Devoid of lite or life.

Jacob Frey on Fox & Friends: "We are willing to work with people when it's about murder and when it's about crime, but the truth is that this ain't about that ... why is the largest scale immigration enforcement action taking place where we don't even have that many undocumented immigrants?"

A protester is currently lying in a hospital bed with a piece of shrapnel in his neck 7mm from his carotid artery. While he lay bleeding on the pavement, blinded in his left eye, gasping for air, agents did not call a medic. They dragged him and sneered: "You're going to lose your eye."

My grandpa always said “Defeat is a state of mind. No one is ever defeated until defeat has been accepted.” That’s right grandpa. We cannot accept our own defeat. If we must fight, we fight to the end. Do not give them a second of peace.

Today’s word you never get to use: Dwimmer: Pertaining to magic, sorcery or illusion. In a sentence. She was a practiced dwimmer and presented congregants with the illusion of peace as she slit their throats. One by one. Peace is an illusion in and of itself. Rare that both sides see the same.

My grandpa always said “Courage isn’t having the strength to go on. It’s going on when you don’t have the strength.” Napoleon was right grandpa. We have to keep going. This is our country. These are our people they are killing. This is our time. Democracy cannot die here.

I usually post light hearted quasi-funny bullshit on my account. I can’t. I just saw the video of a woman get murdered in MN and I am broken. Who are we? How did we let this happen? I don’t care who the fuck you are, but if you voted for this shit….. you are dead to me.

Absofuckinglutely…..