My grandpa always said “If enough spiders united, they could ensnare a dragon.” I hear you grandpa. As soon as the powerful understand, things might get better, but please stop catching spiders and putting them in my room.

Today’s word you never get to use: Excogitate: To think out, plan or devise. In a sentence: The young man began to excogitate on his situation, but it seemed the girl was aware of his machinations. Yeah. Excogitating doesn’t make you cool my man. Wish it did. I would be the coolest.

Fixed it for you:

My grandpa always said “Advice given to fools is like serving wine to a pig. So, no advice for you today, haha.” Wow grandpa, it’s not like I couldn’t get your advice from a book of old sayings. The one on your nightstand was only a dollar. “Why you little… come ‘ere”

Today’s word you never get to use: Empleomania: An overwhelming desire to hold public office. In a sentence: If more Democrats displayed empleomania, we might not be where we are today. Sadly, an overwhelming number of people that have empleomania are self serving assholes. Not all, but….

I live in a deep red area. A tiny blue speck. The idiocy, apathy, and joyful lack of empathy that abounds at my workplace is beyond what I can tolerate and is making me physically ill. I am set to retire in just over three months and I am ill prepared financially, but my mental health is paramount.

This right here. Stand up for change.

Service is the truest measure of patriotism. On Veterans Day, we honor all who have taken the oath and worn the uniform - and our nation recommits to keeping its promises to every veteran who served our country.

I can not believe the Democrats caved. It’s disgusting.

My grandpa always said “A flea can trouble a lion more than a lion can trouble a flea, so…..” That’s right grandpa, you old stinky fart. I’m faster than you. “Why you little… Come ‘ere”

Today’s word you never get to use: Cachinnate: To laugh loudly or immodestly. In a sentence: When Bill began to cachinnate, the entire restaurant stopped and every head turned. I say, when you’re out with Bill, have a sock ready. It worked on my brother when we were teenagers. It will work on Bill.

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The pardons include 77 allies tied to efforts to overturn the 2020 election, including Rudy Giuliani, former White House Chief of Staff Mark Meadows, and former Trump attorney Sidney Powell.

My grandpa always said “Taste your words before they leave your mouth and swallow the ones that are bitter.” Ok grandpa, is that why you always look like you just ate a lemon? I don’t think you swallowed all of them. “Why you little… Come ‘ere!”

Today’s word you never get to use: Deipnosophist: A person that is skilled at small talk/table talk. In a sentence: Everyone wanted Bill at their parties as his deipnosophist abilities made the events brighter. Ok, I’m not saying Bill was an ass kisser extraordinaire, but… he was.

Trump's answer to those worried about higher prices is to STFU. Literally! Trump denies prices are going up, instead declaring: ‘I Don’t Wanna Hear About the Affordability’

Damned straight, heck yeah

The “Hoagie Hurler”, the “Sandwich Sniper”, the “Pastrami Pistolero”, the “Balogna Basher” has been acquitted.

My grandpa always said “Beware the anger of a patient man. And if that guy keeps it up, I’m going to make him a patient in the hospital. Good grief grandpa. You can’t even wait for toast. You patience is as thin as a frogs hair. “Haha, good one. Now come ‘ere you little shit!”

Today’s word you never get to use: Solivagant: Rambling alone. Marked by solitary wandering. In a sentence: Passing the windows of shops, the solivagant smiled at the patrons inside. Through the forest I solivagant. I like to go lunting as I solivagant in the evenings. I am a solivagant master….

Chump Can Feel The Heat,He and RepubliKKKans know We're Coming For Them and their Seats In Congress.......

A picture from the sandwich guys trial today. May gouda be with you sir.

My grandpa always said “In heaven, all the interesting people are missing. I don’t think I will be missing them here though.” Me too grandpa, me too. What you will be missing is that last Reese’s I just ate. “Come ‘ere you little shit!”

Today’s word you never get to use: Cacography: Bad or illegible handwriting. In a sentence: The cacography presented looked like he had dipped a chickens foot in ink and then strangled it over a piece of paper. Wow, strong words, but seems legit when looking at my ledgers.

Lindsey Graham should just gather up his boyfriends and go home. What I want to see is Lindsey’s Grinder profile.

This picture kills me, so I made this.

The office notes the temperature rises as the popularity polls sink.

This is a picture I took almost twenty years ago of my horse Sonny and my dog Leonard. The two were inseparable. Sonny would just wander around the yard (no fence) and go eat fallen apples with a herd of does every evening. We called it dinner with the ladies. We were his herd.

My grandpa always said “During the sowing season visitors seldom come. During the harvest, they crowd your door. Except me, I won’t crowd you.” Ok grandpa, how about ‘the spider and the fly can strike no bargain’ and for the last time, you aren’t getting my Reese’s. GRANDMA!!!

Today’s word you never get to use: Lunting: to take a walk while smoking a pipe. In a sentence: I went for a lunting in the crisp twilight of an autumn eve. My father smoked a pipe. He was only allowed to in his den and it always smelled like vanilla and cherries in there.

Wow, they really do just keep with being despicable

During her trial the prosecutor must play this video and show the photos! www.instagram.com/reel/DPxMS2q...

I’m playing the new “Outer Worlds 2” video game and you get to play as a hapless idiot but I maxed my speech and wit so everyone likes me and my affinity with any faction can never drop below neutral. Needless to say, it is gold.

My grandpa always said “If you forgive the fox for stealing chickens, he will come for your Reese’s.” Uh, isn’t that supposed to be ‘come for your sheep’ grandpa? And stay away from my candy. GRANDMA!!!

Today’s word you never get to use: Psithurism: The sound of the wind in the trees. In a sentence: The psithurism outside his window lulled the boy to sleep. Oh how I love to sleep on a stormy night. Like rocking a cradle. Just as long as the tornado sirens don’t go off, I’m good.

Sooo… I see that CBS bent the knee. I mean, I saw it coming, but still.

I have done something very similar. 😂

My grandpa always said “Not getting what you want can sometimes be a wonderful stroke of luck.” Back off grandpa… this is my Halloween candy… “I just want a Reese’s you little shit, come ‘ere.”

Today’s word you never get to use: Abnegation: The act of rejecting or denouncing something. In a sentence: The man’s abnegation of all religious tropes was due to his recent talks with a priest. Ummm. That’s what got me going. Just saying…

Ugh. Still dizzy from the vertigo. If I get pulled over driving, I’m going to jail. Staggering around work like a drunken sailor… And I was a drunken sailor more times than I can count. Ah yes.. the 80’s.

Breaking: RFK Jr. admits he can’t tie autism to Tylenol. Scientists everywhere replied, “We knew that before the commercial break.”

My first “grandpa always said” and perhaps my favorite.

Today’s word you never get to use: Sonder: The realization that every passerby has a life as rich and complex as your own In a sentence: Sonder revealed itself to Mary as she sat in the restaurant listening to all of the conversations going on around her. A lovely word that brings introspection.

If anyone can guess who my avatar is will receive (not necessarily in this order) 3 Huzzahs 2 Well done ol’ chaps And 1 pat on the back.

Today is National Cat Day! How did I not know this? Well in honor of National Cat Day here are some pictures of Gary.

I have a doctors appointment today to see about my vertigo. Today is day five. It’s much better, but I am still a little uneasy walking. Getting old is not for the faint of heart.