Lympics #swayman #goalie

You guys look, this precious baby angel got his very first NHL goal and his friends are so happy for him 😭 #SeaKraken #berklycatton #rykerevans #jaredmccann #kitty #garth #mccanndyman

Oh hey look, it's the fellas #SeaKraken #canner #tolvy #melly #emotionalsupportselfie

Idk about you but I'd be kinda scared if Karts was comin' at me like this, like my dude means business #SeaKraken #tyekartye #kartyepartye #karts

I love Ryan Reaves no matter where he goes 🦈 #shorks #reavo #ryanreaves #celebrini #mack #sanjose #sharks

Ugh, I love a Turby goalie snug 🥰 #brandontanev #nhl #thisturby #turbo #goaliesnugs #mammoth

This is the Turby content I needed today, thank you Mammoth admin #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #mammoth

This Turby went to check out some shooty hoops with the fellas. New set of fellas but that's ok #brandontanev #turbo #turbotuesday #thisturby #mammoth #utahjazz

You're talking to my guy all wrong. It's the wrong tone. Do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron #SeaKraken #thiswints #ryanwinterton

This Matty is all like "ok first of all, bitch...." #SeaKraken #mattybeniers #thismatty

Sometimes Will Ferrell is the best part of hockey #kings #willferrell

Casual Turby is a very good Turby. Very good Turby indeed. #brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby #turbotuesday #mammoth

Emotional support selfie #SeaKraken

Jumping through your asshole to sign a rapist isn't a good look

He should be the face of everything #brandontanev #turbo #nhl #thisturby #mammoth

Me joining the conversation with a joke that makes things 1000 times worse #SeaKraken #masonmarchment #thismush

Mammoth admin is DELIVERING 🩵 #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby

Preseason is horseshit because there's never any good content and fuckers get hurt and shit but at least now there's this weird fish photo shoot #SeaKraken #thisgrubi #yeetinfish

But daddy I love him!!! #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #nhl #mammoth

Great article and I will vomit when these people get signed. The acquittal is a joke, consent under coercion and the fear of worse abuse is not consent. That's all I have to say about that.

Art but make it This Turby #brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby #art #utahmammoth

I love how This Turby honors tradition. We all miss him on our respective teams, take good care of him, Mammoths 🩵 #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #mammoth #jets #kraken #penguins

This Big Cat is smiling because hockey is almost back @seattlekraken.com #SeaKraken #thisbigcat #adamlarsson

This Turby is officially in Utah to be a Mammoth and I for one am here for it. May he bring all the same weirdness he did to Seattle, I miss him sm 😭 #thisturby #brandontanev #nhl #mammoth 🦣👻

Sure, Vegas did it first but I'm so fuckin here for this shit, @seattlekraken.com TAKE MY MONEY. #SeaKraken #ebs

Happy Goalie Week everybody, can we get some hockey please I'm dying 😭 #SeaKraken #thisgoalie #jdac #grubi #sway #juus #upl I love them all except Binnington, he's a lil babyass

I miss them sm 😭 @seattlekraken.com #SeaKraken #nhl

Dress code: black tie, slutty ankles #thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #turbotuesday

Was I naive to think Winnipeg would sign him? He was just a rental? That's hurtful, man #thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #rusty #hurtful

They waited for him ☺️ I'll tell you something about me, I'm a flexible hockey fan and none of my allegiances have anything to do with anything. I want Florida to win The Cup ™️ again because Marchy licked a guy once and now they shoot rats at him after the game 🤷‍♀️

They're gonna shoot so many rats at Marchy tonight

Early in my hockey journey my husband was telling me about Brad Marchand & he was like omg he's such a rat, he fucks with guys all the time & draws penalties & one time he licked a guy & I was just like.. you're actually selling him really well, I love him now. Seriously give this rat another Cup.

I'm back on it #thisturby #turbo #brandontanev #rusty #nhl #SeaKraken

@winnipegjets.com admin was killing when Turby first rolled in and now I'm reduced to screen capping Insta stories but really I have no shame and I am grateful for any crumbs they throw me #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby #rusty #nhljets

I'm sorry but you cannot tell me that after a couple of hefeweizens this man doesn't start swingin' that hat around as soon as he hears Shania say 'let's go girls' #SeaKraken #germangentleman #grubi

I need him to hold the Cup #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby

I don't recognize my guy in #73 but by God I clocked that strap hangin out the back #nhljets #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby

Just gonna focus on his slutty ankles rn #brandontanev #turbo #thisturby

McLunch Box 🖤

🖤💛 💛🖤 🖤❤️ 💚💛 #flower

I just want this man to hold the Cup #brandontanev #turbo #rusty #thisturby

Cup season is almost better than the regular season because I just hope everyone has fun and there's always someone having fun

Top Tip: Can’t afford a 10 min trip to space? Just go to the hardware store, buy a ladder and when you’ve climbed it, act like an asshole.

All the lil Flowers 😭 #flower

Just remembering the good ol days 😭 #SeaKraken #brandontanev #nhl #turbo #thisturby

Joey what is going on, you're not yourself, do you need a Snickers? #SeaKraken #jdac

It's Turbo Tuesday but we got fuckin no Turbo 😭 #SeaKraken #nhljets #brandontanev #turbo #turbotuesday #thisturby

The @winnipegjets.com posted a video of the Turby warmup zoom on IG and it hurt like it was yesterday 😭

Are we gonna watch Ovi break Gretzes record tonight orrrrr......

The nipple is a paid actor #SeaKraken #jdac #thisnipple