celbel posting great political takes today only to make the most egregious post in the history of survivor discussion wow

i was actually so powerful at this organization, like tell me why i went drinking with HR every wednesday for 3 years😭

as a whole the 30s WERE better than the new era. at least the 30s felt like survivor…..

i’m actually so scared of hamnet sneaking the bp win

i’m with an extremely fake person right now and it’s spoiled my mood

when i get cast as richard papen in the secret history adaptation and get dogpiled because i’m woke casting

hi

girl at my job gon say “who am i gonna sexually harass when you’re gone” the fact that she acknowledges it is crazy😭

the girl gon as me is it even still called twitter like yes it is

i’m gonna be in new york at celbel’s house next sunday, that’s crazy

WAIITTTTTTTT FOR MEEEEEEE I’M COMINGGGGGGG

charlie davis is bisexual idgaf bc why is he grabbing mike white’s arm like that

just realized i can go on big brother and literally not gaf what people are saying about me that i can’t see

imagine the jump scare for me of seeing hozier and connor storrie in a picture together

saturday was a beautiful spring day and today is “fuck the last quarter of the cig” cold🥴

they should’ve cast me as jon snow no shade

i keep having to stop myself from hating on connor storrie just bc i hate heated rivalry, i actually think connor storrie is talented

scream 3 has always been a great, misunderstood movie

welcome to my motherfucking candy store

rose, timothee, amy, and delroy are your oscar acting quartet. get used to it.

i can’t wait for rose byrne to gag it at the oscars

sag awards did not go my way, how tf did mbj pull that off, worst award of the night

feeling an itch to play pokemon but my switch is cooked🫠

watching a zoom bb org bc i’m so bb starved, this is what it’s come to😭

i need a black trans woman on big brother pleaseeeeee

brienne of tarth is so tea

harry collett is lucky he’s pretty bc the acting is really not there

first time in three years my fave won the traitors and i didn’t even watch the season ijbol

there’s no way y’all think this shit is real

i’m black and from the hood so i can say this, ghetto ass hoodrats need to stay out of the movies

i routinely get charged for only one drink at two separate bars i go to with coworkers, and i won’t have that anymore once i move💔

i can’t wait to get the fuck out of here, the disrespect truly never ends

valarr needs me

valarr targaryen

rob rausch is hot and sexy and smart and perfect

i’m such a cunt bye

i can’t get over how cute rizo is when his mouth is closed

MY new era 50 picks would’ve been: Shan Deshawn Maryanne Jesse Yam Yam Emily Drew Tiffany Q Sam Kamilla Savannah

angelina keeley is a flop that should never have been cast to begin with, much less brought back

challengers can get another star from me if they remake it with art and patrick having sex at some point. doesn’t even have to show it, just has to make it clear that it happened

i feel like at a certain point you should know if you can’t read tone online and just take a backseat and watch everyone else talk😭

subtweeting is so dumb to me, ain’t it more fun to throw down in the replies?

“worry about that (literally anything)” is almost always the funniest comeback possible

wait the dude’s name is el divo?

(re)watching got is so embarrassing because i can’t stop myself from saying corny shit from the show. thankfully, i never say that “sweet summer child” line

i need to go on bb because i can’t go one hour without being messy

matter fact, just give me all the baratheon brothers

i need stannis baratheon

bb27 was so boring that y’all stanned vince…… bb28 needs to give bb26

got snow in my boots 1 minute into my hour journey💔