the breasts, they whisper of great evil lurking in the dark recesses beyond

Large Adrian Collider

youve heard of self driving cars but now get ready for VIBE-DRIVING™

got the wake mind virus where i make a lot of references to this guy and no one knows what the fuck im on about

[alc, silly] drunk and thought about dnd flumpfs and got so overjoyed i cried why can they be so precious oml

[?, nsfw] im truly the muad'dib of furry pornography

the hot dog with mayo, a most brutish attempt at creating a sexually charged food item, entirely bereft of eroticism

wizard writing gibberish in their notebooks to keep comprehend languages user on their toes

call my bed the matrix cause im in that bitch and i cant get out

[feels on being hit on idk] i need to stop going along with joking flirty stuff whenever i assume that its clear that there's no real attaction there, or at least adjust to the fact that i cant just assume that straight guys /obiviously/ arent into me i've just realized a friend of mine might […]

in fairness to lovecraft protagonists, i, too am never too far from starting to babble incoherently at sights of many varieties

if the dominant seventh is so good why isnt there a submissive seventh, huh musicians

the two types of black metal are: fantasy nerd theater/muscal and Manifesto

systemd of course stands for systemick dick

unfortunately there are only normal trains left now :(

pouring one out for ozzy and blasting sabbath at this time

i need to acquire a large diving bell, decend to the oceanic abyss and kick poseidons ass tbqh

me: if only there was an industrial rock band that told us what to do to depeche mode: the humble kmfdm:

she diffieing my hellman till we exchange keys

to the foul wretch who sneaks in at night and fucks the olives: i will get you someday

what if he was homosexual: james gayfield

pride moodboard

transphobic limp bizkit be like: its all about that he/they she/they bullshit

[spoiler for Alan Wake 2 DLC] i, for one, think more games should include a whiteboard captioned THESIS circled in red, which then details the thesis of the game I think it would help prevent the Gamers™ from missing such things

just needed to retoot that one once again because i keep thinking of the words "avant-garde dentistry" and losing it