Luddites: pick up a paintbrush loser! Me: Claude how do I pick up a paintbrush? Luddites: NOOO NOT LIKE THAT 😭

basically if i can get a fuck machine that can handle the XL sized dildos and be operated via API i could presumably train a local AI model to control the thrust and intensity and control the visual feed in my headset and use a vocal module to talk dirty to me is what i could do, theoretically

having to shop for bike shorts and i didn’t realize they make them all look sexual i just thought you guys were deliberately choosing the sexual bike shorts

i hope you're ready for when they invent the Horsecock Growth Pills

the intersection of "i'm afraid of ai" and "i'm afraid of drugs that let you control your own body" is "god can you imagine if people were allowed to just do things and have fun? we have to stop this at all costs"

that horsey hypnosis wrecks me so hard

ironically if there's one thing ai critics lack, it's imagination

if anything, orgasms are the ai of drugs

Everyone can choose to have AI help them write or not, but we’re past the point of needing to be lectured about it. When I’m at the store and see someone buying a greeting card with a poetic message that someone else wrote for them, I don’t give them a hard time. It’s fine.

ai can’t do art because it’s against my religion for a computer to be cooler than me

the worst part about data centers is now all of our data is concentrated in one place so it’s super easy for the aliens to eat that picture of ice t’s wife

“i hardly even know her” is “that’s what she said” for millennials

Prompter?! Please, I hardly even know her!

ask a stupid question

just stop using touch screens and give us clamshell phones with physical buttons you goons

“protestant brained labor fetishist” about to become the default term for people who hate technology “luddite” clearly isn’t communicating the full picture

God as my witness i shall unite these people

melted butter and hot sauce, 𝐠𝐨 𝐭𝐨 𝐛𝐞𝐝, 𝐛𝐢𝐭𝐜𝐡 from now on when i ask for buffalo sauce you can give me ranch dressing and sriracha or you can 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐢𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐥𝐥

anybody else get the feeling Valve isn't going to release the second wave of their controllers until AFTER their scalpers have sold their first wave?

people complain about “ai bros” and “tech bros” because they never grew out of thinking that you could just complain about “stinky boys” forever and never have to grow up and develop a personality

the one thing i have always said about Monet is that fucker has no intentionality, no SOUL

if the studio is officially hiring professional ai artists then, uh, maybe putting scare quotes around the word "artist" isn't doing the heavy lifting you think it's doing.

i will gladly pay money if you can find the original artist that made my work

perfectly normal thing to get upset about

fair notice: all of the software people have until the end of 2026 to remember how to put a big green DOWNLOAD button on their Github page or the swirlies are coming back

looking forward to the Matrix level of technology where you can unplug your brain from the internet and look at your friend and say "i just read every book in the library"

i love that orange sauce is basically just ketchup but with a different fruit

you'll never guess who doesn't have Mother's Day marked on their calendar and tried to schedule a task for today 🙃

my favorite category of ai art haters are the pro wrestling fans please, whatever you do, don't let that FAKE ART infiltrate your extremely realistic sporting event

trying to act normal when they click "unfollow"

just gonna keep "Mutuals" as the only pinned feed until Attie decides to send me that invite

i'm gonna mix the cologne that smells like grilled pineapple with the cologne that smells like tomato and see if i can make myself smell like my favorite pizza

📅: #fcf #horsecock

there is NO excuse for using ai to make your video game! because it turns out you don’t need an excuse to use a computer to make a computer game. that is just how it’s done normally ever since they first started making them

Theory: Scalping starts at the source. Someone in side this company is going to make a ton of money letting scalpers get the first wave. Verdict: If a serious professional company didn't want to be associated with scalpers, they would not allow this to happen.

you can tell i’m not a speculator because it makes me sad whenever my favorite cryptocurrency suddenly gets expensive 😞

aaah i have to delete one of my zip-lines but someone else already upgraded it and i feel like a jerk

it’s right here loser

live long and prosper 🖖

death stranding 2 was good

you hate ai because hate is what is in your heart.

“the trick to being good at ai is you have to be a good person” answers basically every fucking question i have had about the past year on this website

the first really impactful use of an LLM in a video game is definitely going to be making the monster in a horror survival game suddenly have the ability to accurately analyze and taunt the player

i love the zero sugar lemonades and the zero sugar soda pops but where’s the zero sugar chocolate milk y’all can’t tell me that’s somehow harder to do than the other ones

sorry neighbor i don’t have a “sfw” account. you’re just going to have to make eye contact with me and have a very sincere and enthusiastic conversation about artificial intelligence or decentralized web or whatever and try to pretend that you can’t see the mountain of furry porn dripping behind me

this tomato cologne smells more like bell pepper if you ask me