@leafyrack.bsky.social making me throb over here 😩

Horseshit night at work so I had to make myself feel better okay

Why does it kinda look like me tho

Working 13 days in a row

It’s sooo good

Happy 28th birthday to From the Choirgirl Hotel. When I first listened, I said, “What the fuck is this?” And then I realized what the fuck it was—genius.

Alright fine, here’s a fat cock

Okay motomami, pesa mi tatami

Found this Radiohead book today. I had no idea there was a Kid A/Amnesiac photo book so I’m thrilled, they’re two of my favorite albums.

Idk what we’re looking at but he loves it

Home from work and THROBBING

Those were the days 😢

People always tell me I have a pretty dick and tbh I believe them

I work 3rd shift but the morning wood is very real.

It’s my birthday, send nudes 😘

Reminder that Lady Gaga saved democracy

Worst cuddler ever but we make it work

when @leafyrack.bsky.social sends me nudes

it’s me 🫡

day off let’s gooo

thinking about when oomf pissed me off so bad last year i started daydreaming about circumcising him

dooooo iiiiiit