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FOR FUCK’S SAKE!!!!!!! Our female dog is in heat and has been dripping blood around the house for almost two weeks, so after days of nonstop mopping, we got her a washable menstrual diaper. 9:30 p.m., Suki goes to the back door. I mindlessly open the door. I Didn’t Take The Diaper Off 1/7

If I can TASTE your cologne just from you walking swiftly past me, you probably put too much on 😓

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The night is a whole mood. #sixwords

Awww 😍 #christine science.nasa.gov/specials/you...

Je m’améliore! 🙄 Un jour je serai meilleure que TOUTES les Christine 💪

There are worse things to wake up to 🥹

Just noticed I got blocked by someone I thought I had good interactions with 💔 Wish I could ask why…

Meet Suki 💗 Sometimes, she’s a little weird 🥰

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Pensais jamais passer autant de temps à choisir un casseau de bleuets… Suis-je active? Joyeuse? Excellente? En santé? Finalement, j’ai pris des raisins. Moins compliqué.

Enlevez-moi 🎵 M-M-M-M-Miiiike chez Rona🎵 de la tête, par pitié!! 🤯

Great - à quand les ventes au Canada? Je veux ma Dolphin! En espérant que ça survive aux hivers québécois 😬

- Oh wow, someone liked my post already?? It hasn’t even been a minute…! - Oh, a sexbot. How quaint, it reminds me of Twitter 😒

Just gave away two boxes of Christmas tree ornaments I hadn’t used in over a decade (or ever). Decluttering feels SOOOOO goooood 😌

My first three tries landed on Enfeebled, Bed rotting and Moribund. 2026 already sounds amazing 😒

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet.

Happy New Year! May you let Life happen and bring you unexpected surprises 💗 No resolutions. No checklists. Just spur-of-the-moment moments. It’s okay to NOT have it all figured out!

Petit festin pour célébrer la fin de 2025 🤤

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Three Holiday & birthday parties down, seven more to go!

THANK YOU! I’d die 10 times before I remembered how to open the glove compartment in my husband’s Tesla… But hey, at least our masks, dog poo bags and lock nuts are safely stored away behind a maze of touchscreen settings AND a password! 💪

How is my kid 13 today??? It feels like I gave birth 50 years ago. And I still see him hopping around on an inflatable dragon, carrying his security blanket. The math ain’t mathin’.

How does one stop being such a friggin’ pushover…?

Everyone seems to be doing their list of books they read. I can do a list of books I started.

How tired am I? I just opened my calculator to multiply 0.5 lbs/person x 12 guests 😒

Quelqu’un connait une bonne recette de Je-sais-pas? C’est vraiment populaire auprès des pré-ados, apparemment. C’est ce que le mien m’a demandé comme souper de fête. Ah et pour les snacks en soirée, aussi. #watchmoiteservirdeschouxdebruxellessitumaidespaslegrand

Quand tu échappes un couteau à steak et que tu le rattrapes au vol, la lame pointée vers ta poitrine, ça veut dire quoi? 😰

#streetart. Artiste. DMC * Dermot McConaghy *

The most beautiful ear worm yet 😏😌😍

OMG episode 5 of Heated Rivalry 😍😍😍

“Qu’est-ce que tu veux pour Noël, Félix? “Je sais pas… comment veux-tu que je trouve des idées, on reçoit pu de catalogues!!!” 🤨🙄🙄🙄

Post a book quote that you love. Mary’s musings about madness in Helen Oyeyemi’s Mr. Fox #booksky #bookchallenge #writers #authors #readers #booklovers

Share a witch with good style

Every once in a while… a girl dresses up 🙄 (A promise is a promise, right @paprikamichelle.bsky.social?)

One Source of Bad Information, by Robert Bly (quoted in Wild Things: A Geography of Grief by Barbara Wansbrough)

6.12.1989 😔🙏

Today’s ear worm 😎

😍 definitely one of the coolest choreographies I’ve ever seen @heybleu.bsky.social I couldn’t find your old post about liking to watch people dance, so I’m tagging you here

Cuties 🥹

How my day is going

Each quarter, DORA hosts a Community of Practice (CoP) for International Initiatives advancing RRA. Four research groups shared insights on narrative CVs - applicant experience, reviewer behavior & cultural change. Watch & read here 👉 sfdora.org/2025/11/30/e... #ResearchAssessment #NarrativeCV

Hey, someone found Gladys’s better half!

In a word, I was too cowardly to do what I knew to be right, as I had been too cowardly to avoid doing what I knew to be wrong. PS. - Charles Dickens, Great Expectations

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one of the coolest things about ChatGPT is how you can actually just never use it. you can fill your whole entire life with simply not once using it. it's incredible.