it’s sad that Paul reubens died before they could finally make PVB: Pee Wee VS Bean. could u imagine. could u even imagine.

is there a name yet for the genre of movies that are just crews of like 10 people in Atlanta shooting on phones, releasing domestic thrillers direct to Tubi called shit like Damn Shorty A Murderer and The Betrayal of My Best Homie 2

not all uncs are chopped but all who are chopped are unc 🕉️

(really important work zoom meeting) who me? oh yeah sorry im just watching porn. carry on im still listening.

yeah actually i did fucking meet and hang out with beloved Canadian filmmaker Don McKellar actually youre just mad about it and i don’t care that you’re zooming on the pixels to prove i photoshopped the image i actually dont

just chopped it up with the monster under my bed. squashed the beef. cool guy actually.

pulling hairs from my butt crack in the shower like a clown doing a handkerchief gag

im on my block with a giant sandwich board on that says Free Daps For The Homies for about 3-4 hours every day. this is my part in fighting the male loneliness epidemic. more than most can say.

The Fucking Machine directed by Ben(wah balls)ny Safdie starring Dwayne “The Rock” Johnsoncock

we should be able to all lay down our arms and differences for Halloween like warring soldiers at christmas it is only right

what the popular left does not understand is that picking your nose and eating it will never be normalized. kamala admits to this in her memoirs citing it as a major campaign failure.

Geeked Up Playin Xbox All Day

it would do me a great honor if you watched the table read for CHRONICLES OF TREVOR, the pilot i wrote with Phil Jamesson that has been described as a "business manager isekai" ft. Demi Adejuyigbe, Josh Gondelman, Michael Longfellow, Natalie Walker, Ike Ufomadu, Dina Hashem, Tim Platt, & Eli Yudin

the biopsy came back i have been diagnosed with Vinegar Syndrome

not now kitten daddys in a hell of his own doing

sorry can we cut i cant perform this scene if the intimacy coordinator isn’t visibly erect that’s the only way i know im doing my job right

all due respect to miss gooddall and her estate, but am certain a monkey did it. dont care what any one says. ive met enough monkeys to know their true nature. this is why we evolved beyond them.

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(disheveled, gaunt, barely lucid, hunched over a desk): hhow do i make the fukign hoochie mama rap abut ho chi minh it woudl be so funny but how do i doit

your aunt posting in 2011: I remember When A “Face book” Was What They Gave You when you Graduated High school!!!! 🤣 🤣 your aunt posting now: Are any of my “friends” brave enough to sign this petition to have Jimmy Kimmel drawn & quartered on the White House lawn? Bet not.

(kansas voice) carry on my chud fuck son i never piss i only cum

was just crowned Toy Master at a regional level. blank check shopping spree at master mind grand prize? whatever. this shits nothing to me anymore. im doing stuff with megabloks hereto unheard of.

i for one am disgusted by the mockery around Charlie kirk, id never make fun of that. but however i would make fun of another guy you’ve never heard of named Marley Jerk. totally different, died in a silly way. slipped on a banana peel off a cliff. he was a nazi also, unrelated.

don’t know who d4vd is but as a personal rule i do not trust anyone with a number in their name. obvious and inherent signifier of perversity and evil. those are for math not for words.

this was only spoken about in hushed tones on our discord for so long its so awesome that professional idiot matt saincome is now just letting the flag fly

i call him Charlie Jerk

mayor joe cross would never let this happen

going to say what no one else is brave enough to but tiff midnight madness legitimately has nothing on the opening weekend of a minecraft movie. i watched a kid throw his phone 10 feet in the air and another kid on the other side of the row catch and return it. astounding.

me to the very polite TIFF volunteer: no i can not kindly put them down actually. i have to watch the movie like this because of my rheumatism. it only feels good this way. no it is not the same as autism. yes i have that too.

much talk of chimps and apes these days. they should be utilized in the work force. four hands, they could do the labour of two men at once. these are Gods Automatons.

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networking is like catching Pokémon in so much as that you have to wear them down enough in order to collect them but not so much that they flee or perish

worlds highest paid female comedian: yknow how some people are bookish? well im a little phone-ish 😏 worlds highest paid male comedian: drunk driving in a black neighbourhood is sooooo much easier than you’d think. im not gonna say why but you know why.

in the Pixars Cars universe do u think the VWs talk to their grandparents in Cuba or are they kinda weird about it

hi yes I’d like to order the swerf and terf

they should rename the famed streaming service to Disney Please 😋 as it is a source of immense pleasure 😊

when are we all going to grow up and admit that podcasts are superior to music and we should all listen to them instead

should be a kind/polite terrorist cel for a change. there should be Nice-is instead of the other one that rhymes with it.

it’s so fucking stupid they won’t let Shohei Ohtani use his ult move anymore in the MLB. those old videos of it where he spins around like crash bandicoot and smashes the ball and it turns into a star with a rainbow trailing behind it. so sick. again, fucking stupid. let him.

they should rename the famed streaming service to Disney Please 😋 as it is a source of immense pleasure 😊

stray Digimon cards found on tracks at Bloor yonge @ttcalerts.bsky.social please advise

i like in sopranos when Tony goes “gabba gabba gooooo!” and then he passes out on the turnpike and his car that runs on his feet crashes

just tried deep fried labubu for the first time. like beef loin kinda. mad good actually. cant believe they waste these things on taxidermy lol.

my insta cart app updated over night and there’s now a slider option to set the underlying amount of chronic back pain they feel while sourcing your order. there’s also just a big button that says EXACERBATE that costs $1.29 every time i press it. spent like $20 on it so far lol.

my boy told me he was “seated for Weppy Weps” which is how he decided to say he was at the theatre to see weapons

what kind of man would have a buffalo take a diarrhea dump in his ear. under any circumstance. this is who youth are to look to for moral guidance?

im going to tiddlywinks nationals this fall