She knew too much.

This morning I was making peeping noises at my button quail eggs to encourage them to hatch. I was egging them on.

Butt is legs

"Did you just assume my compound?"

You may be old, but are you THIS old?

I hate social media, but apparently I should have a social account, for ✨ 𝐧 𝐞 𝐭 𝐰 𝐨 𝐫 𝐤 𝐢 𝐧 𝐠 ✨ or whatever.