Jake Paul got his shit rocked Friday. Andrew Tate got his rocked Saturday. If these things come in threes...

Kids are gonna die but who cares, they're not fetuses!

Show of hands on who's shocked shit still isn't released?

*fingers crossed*

He's not a smart man.

Congratulations to the state of Indiana for having people with the balls to stand up for democracy! As a Texan I gotta ask what that's like. www.yahoo.com/news/article...

So Nick Fuentes has acknowledged that he's never had sex.

*fingers & toes crossed*

The optimism that THIS will be the lowest he goes is cute.

Well obviously that's totes different because rich white people or whatever!

I love when maga bitch about immigrants in the country and how they should leave. I agree, so maga should go back to Europe or wherever their people came from.

Congratulations to the commander in queef for his FIFA award, I hear he's getting the McDonald's Prize for science next!

"I don't need prizes." As he throws tantrums about not getting the prizes and accolades he wants. 🙄

Not to mention pedophiles and sex offenders.

All 3 are fuckin garbage.

I mean I already was gonna take my kids but now I REALLY gotta go!

Jet needs lots of kissies on this #bunnybuttfriday, so we're enjoying every moment. 💞 You should too! 🖤🐰🤍 #bunny #rabbit

It's beyond time.

As a native American I'm torn about Nov. It's a slap to the face that the month designated to "honor" us is the same month used to celebrate the beginning of the genocide, pain & suffering of my people. Doesn't help that it's the same month as my kids & my bday. Hope y'all had a good one though.

When I googled her today there was still only 2 articles that popped up. People seem to forget that native Americans are still here and we're getting sucked into the fuckery. This is our country & not enough people care. www.desmoinesregister.com/story/news/2...

Why don't women wanna have babies? Well if you're brown or black you're treated like this. Texas Mom Shares Viral TikTok of Alleged Delayed Care During Daughter’s Labor share.google/Oxut7QaPMlLH...

@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social My kid is visiting the city for winter break from Texas. Any chance she could get a pic with ya?

Notice how this isn't getting much attention. The indigenous has said that we're in danger from these racist fuckwads because they don't care who they grab, brown is brown. Native American nearly deported on mistaken Polk County ICE detainer share.google/tm4dzuMK73o9...

YoU oNlY hAvE 79 fRiEnDs On Fb! Ok and? You having 1700 "friends/followers" doesn't mean I'm not smarter than you Karen/Kevin.

Happy birthday to Sesame Street!!

Dear fuckheads, the GOP lies. They do nothing but lie. They're gonna doom the entire country for money. Give in to their fuckery and we will suffer dramatic difficulties and folks will die.

Hey Oregon, what's it like having a governor who gives a fuck about you? Asking for Texas.

That's the fuckin truth

I mean as long as he can go cheat at...I mean play golf, amiright?

Stephen Miller looks like a skin tag.

Oh but we can have an elderly obese sack of shit for a president?

I wish I could have been there but my anxiety would have given me a heart attack

But the GOP is the fiscally responsible party. 🙄

Common fuckin sense?

Will someone please explain to me why it is that one of my kids loves chicken, rice, cheese and broccoli but if I mix it together apparently it's hot garbage and I'm trying to kill her??

Ew, I automatically covered my drink and my vahooha dried up.

Well that's not true. Anyone really think he's gonna use a silver spoon when golden spoons exist? 😒

Maga is mad because @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social is going to PR...for an annual conference that NY politicians attend. They're mad he's doing his job. Must be a crazy concept for them: a politician doing his fuckin job!

Ah shit, they're gonna come down here to Texas. Let see if Abbott stays true to his "TaX nEw YoRkErS wHo MoVeS hErE!" bullshit. Is it too early to start drinking?

I know I'm late to the party but congrats to sammich guy for being found not guilty! Apparently it wasn't an assault with a deli weapon.

The trump administration, where crime absolutely pays and justice is a fuckin joke. Trump pardons former Tennessee House speaker and his aide, who were convicted on federal corruption charges share.google/d7F1pDwOK2v9...

Calling them soft on crime is giving wayyyyy too much credit.

Nothing says "happy birthday mommy" like your kids giving you ebola! Every year either on Twitter or here I have hopes of getting a shout out from @markhamillofficial.bsky.social so let's see if this is my year!!

Me: please provide proof of (fill in maga claim) Maga: cope harder libtard! Me: c'mon, just one non biased article. Maga: (whatever insult including the word lib) Me: sooooo that's a no. Maga:

Horrible men taking advantage of this shit to hurt others??

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So I know a dude who didn't pay his exorcist. Dude got repossessed.

The party of "we love kids" is about loving to hurt them, not help them. They prove it time and time again.