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Imagine being Ben Shapiro and announcing to the world that you don't know the difference between a rib and a turkey leg.

This is the energy we need to keep up in Texas!

I love when there's good news

Am I the only one who noticed that Katie miller has said anything BUT "he's not ugly"? She knows that post is true. 😏

A solemn memorial day from my family to yours. Remember today is not a day to thank the veteran community, it's to honor & remember those we lost in conflict. A day to remember friends & family & to honor them for making the ultimate sacrifice for our nation.

It's the ultimate safe space!

I dunno about y'all but I'm loving these watermelon challenge videos. Not only does it bring awareness and funding to an important cause but holy damn it's hot! I'm about ready to change my name to watermelon and hope for the best!

You cannot command what you cannot control. Fuck the patriarchy.

Crazy how maga is always screeching about welfare queens and how horrible they are all while supporting Elon...

But...but...but Biden!

Bwahahahahahahaha *Takes breath* hahahahaaaaa

America needs to flush ffs

I fuckin love it when people don't suck!

Cause they know the only way to retain power is to cheat.

Kegsbreath sent our troops to die. He will continue to do so because he's beyond unfit to be Sec Def. His incompetency will get worse and he needs to be taken out of the position.

Hey remember when we couldn't have a woman president because she had a weird laugh, would start wars and in general wasn't competent? Yeah how's that working out for us now?

Trump is the human version of shitting your pants after cheap tequila and tacos.

His audacity knows no bounds

FINALLY, some good news

They had me at cheese

Don't you hate it when other people get to live your best life?

Shout out to Freebirds for having BOGO burritos on 4/20 😂😂

Freedom of religion also means freedom FROM religion.

Preach it sister!!

We need more of this!

There are already cases of voter suppression happening. People are having their voter status put on suspension so the only way they can vote is by a provisional vote which can be tossed out. Do not take this shit sitting down, there are ways of fighting it. Pass this shit on!

Omfg that's amazing and scarily accurate

Hell yeah! Give them the respect they fuckin deserve!!

If I wanted to listen to a dude lie his ass off for over an hour I'd hit up my ex. 🙄😒

Gotta love how the "pro life" folks are pushing for the death penalty for women who get abortions in TN.

So if affordability is a democratic con job and isn't real then how did trump beat it? 🤔

Rfk and kid rock did a workout video and my vahooha is now dryer than the Sahara desert.

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I mean they ARE the party of child abuse and assault so is anyone surprised?

DHS is apparently wanting to go after left wing accounts that hurt their feewings by saying mean things about ice. Fuck ice. Fuck maga. Fuck the entire current administration. Fuck everyone guilty in the Epstein files. Fuck Bondi. Most of all, fuck trump. Fuck him with a rusty chainsaw.

Robert Duvall died?? Man, fuck this year!!

Absurd doesn't even begin to describe the clusterfuck that is our government

Just a friendly reminder that Kristi Noem is a bird legged ho!

*clutches pearls in shock*

But...but...but the DOW!

How she kept a straight face is beyond me.

Calling her a psychotic piece of shit would be an insult...to psychotic pieces of shit.

This tells you all you need to know about bondi. She's a fucking monster and deserves nothing but the worst. Those survivors are heroes and deserve justice for what they were put through.

Ok but can he go to mars anyways?

Yeah that pretty much sums up motherhood...

Stand by for another belligerent rant from the turnip in chief.

Every day that the moldy orange is alive and free is proof there is no God.

Ooh yes please!!