I dunno why this feels so awkward but there’s a guy in fixing the washing machine and the second workman has turned up to fix the dishwasher so now they are sitting side by side fixing their respective appliances

Make Nazis Scared Again.

An American Pope? Woke nonsense

My 9 year old asked me “if you drink Holy Water would your pee burn vampires/demons?” I can’t stop thinking about it

My 9 year old daughter just gave me into trouble for leaving the toilet seat up

Any Rangers fans able to explain what “woke foreign ideologies” they are worried about?

@policescotland.bsky.social This places people in danger.

Found the worst picture in the world

I was having a crisp sandwich and was wondering how universal they are, is it just a Scottish thing? A UK thing or are they universal?

Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Leftists: “Fascism is coming” Centrists: “Stop being hyperbolic” Centrists: “OMG Fascism! Nobody could’ve predicted this” Leftists:

Anyone else think he was talked into “Gulf of America” after he initially suggested “Gulf of Trump”

Americans on TikTok “Bring on WW3 we r a global superpower we can beat everyone Also Americans “1776 baby, u Brits were a global Superpower and we beat you with plucky militia men”

Thought I’d catch up on some sports news, wee bit of escapism from the depressing politics

How I left Twitter

All the folk denying Musk did a Nazi salute would 100% pivot to “Nazi salutes are fine actually” if Musk admitted that’s what it was

Remember when the media said @jeremycorbyn.bsky.social was antisemitic is of how he said “Stein” but now they want us to look at the nuances of how someone did a Nazi salute

Remember the quaint days of politicians dog whistling their racism? Now they just throw out Nazi salutes at Presidential Inaugurations

I like “The Rest is History” podcast but they get a bit too into it when they read out one of Hitler’s speeches

Was it an accident that the new Drub Consumption unit in Glasgow was named after something that jags you?

Three different sports subscriptions and tonight’s Celtic game is a pay-per-view (Please don’t try to sell me dodgy streaming services)

It turns out that Farage was right; foreigners were coming for his job.

Those that work in schools are required to have a DBS check. It is astonishing to me that prospective parliamentary candidates are not required to do the same. news.sky.com/story/james-...

Another year subscribing to the best Celtic podcast out there @90minutecynic.bsky.social

Has a manager ever been sacked the week BEFORE a Glasgow Derby?

Update I have been given something else, have I been Joanie Mitchelled??

Mars stopped making dark chocolate Bounty bars which is my wife’s favourite so this year I had to learn to bake

When Trump said he didn’t want overseas wars everyone focused on the “war” part but he has since threatened Canada, Mexico, Greenland and Panama with invasion so it’s actually the “overseas” part he had an issue with

My wife seems to think I some kind of selective blindness cos I’ve had to pretend for three weeks not to see my Xmas present every time I open the car boot

Looking forward to the media having a seance to hear what Tiny Wharton has to say about the Rangers Cup Final penalty claim

How can the richest man in the world be so pathetic and insecure that I’m not jealous of him, a real achievement

Bluesky must have him shook if he’s DMing folk on TikTok

Nobody: … Absolutely: Nobody My 3yo: “FUUUUUCKING” Me: “😦”

Sadly, there are many unionists in Scotland who think this is a price worth us paying to stay in the glorious UK.

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Ok now it’s feeling like Xmas 🎄

Xitter offering money off stuff we have for free on BlueSky 😆

The TikTok algorithm keeps serving me up clips of “The Animals of Farthing Wood” and its seriously harming my mental health

Was at my wee boys nursery for “Stay & Play” this morning and had the following conversation with a three year old girl. 3yo: “ Hi Mathew’s Dad” Me: “Hi” 3yo: “Sooo, Celtic or Rangers?” Me: “Celtic…” 3yo: (with the most neutral expression possible) “Ok then”

We have a shit ton of trolls coming here They're losing traction on the hellscape & r getting desperate So its simple: DO NOT ENGAGE REPORT IF THEY THREATEN OR PRETEND TO BE SOMEONE ELSE TELL US, THEN BLOCK If you engage with them, they'll be everywhere Does everyone understand the assignment?

Repost a pic someone else took of you that you actually like

Timeline cleanser, if you see this, quote a picture of yourself as a child

Really enjoyed tge @angryscotland.bsky.social podcasts about the Lucy Letby case, never knew the details and assumed a lot of the sympathy for her was cos she was a middle class white women but there seems to be serious issues with how the investigation was conducted

Off to a bad start this morning (-3c) 🥶

I downloaded Lemmings onto my phone and now I’m neglecting my life

Quote post with a picture of yourself and show these newbies who they’re dealing with

I remember years ago explaining the difference between Twitter and Facebook being Twitter made u love strangers and FB made u hate the people u already knew. Twitter stopped being that a long time ago didn’t it 😔

I suppose I can’t follow so many LGBT Activists and then complain about there being too much #Strictly on my timeline 😂

Just let them drink the “Raw Milk” we can’t be wasting any more of our time saving these vicious idiots from themselves