they always used to tell me as a kid, "your. daddy. is. santa claus." -- and i'd always have to be like: "well DUH-" stupid haters. they OBVIOUSLY don't see what *i* see in that hunk... 😔😜🎅

also. i think. that the farmer pony + the animal caretaker pony should kiss. NOW!!@$#%

i think we would all achieve world peace much quicker if we all listened to reo speedwagon and loved it actually

#starrewagon (irl irl IRLLL) 💕💞☄️💞💕

While **respect** for him is definitely something others can feel, even *without* knowing him all that much... I just think that my boy *gets* him the most. Completes him the ***BEST.*** They are a perfect example of what "opposites attract" looks like. Different, but also in many ways, the same<3

We are partners in every sense of the word. Our characters communicate in a way that (upon deeper reflection and analysis) I don't believe could ever be matched by anyone else -- canon or otherwise. There's just a certain level of *truth* to us. An integral understanding, but also a "balance".

#STARREWAGON I feel like the reason I'm so obsessed with my self-ship (aside from the obvious attraction I feel toward Speedwagon) is that we (i.e., he and my JoJosona) have a dynamic while paired that is both narratively and really, *SO* strong and meaningful... I can't help but revel in it.

"Men's Frustration Period" would be a badass album name or some shit... (/srs)

the "period" of "men's frustration" has overcome me (but don't worry, ,, i'll only be *slightly* more batshit crazy & speedwagon obsessed until it passes over)<3333

#starrewagon (most irl thing EVER)

growing up in the south gripe #69: always being told to respect other people's lifestyles & beliefs, but never having that same kind of mind paid to mine</333

let's be so honest with ourselves right quick guys. *yeah*- i may ***not*** be a "real fella" according to a lot of folks out there. but you know who most certainly is definitely more **MAN** than any other living, breathing person on this planet (in *this* reality)...??? Robert. E. O. SPEEDWAGON.

been feeling confused lately about just *how* "binary trans man" i really am these days, so i (very stupidly) decided to test out how strong my gender dysphoria still is SPOILER ALERT: IT'S BAD. REALLY BAD. (curious cissies: it's like a horrible, skin-crawling, blood running cold kind of sensation)

oh my celestia guys, i think i JUST REALIZED what mlp:fim is really all about -- you see: it's ACTUALLY the story of how a sapphic closeted/repressed trans stallion pegasus gets her first filly crush on local butch "totally-not-TOO-a-transmasc" lesbian (in denial) apple farmer pony living nextdoor-

✨: "ummmmmm fluttershy ?? didn't you *just* 'reform' (leave aj for) discord in the episode right before this one ????" "well you see, it's all still quite complicated actually..."

sHE LITERALLY... REACHED.... ACROSS THE TRAIN... (WENT OUT OF HER WAY)... JUST TO TOUCH... HOOVES... WITH... ****FLUTTERSHY****...... 🍎/)💞💥💞(\🦋

friends all leaving me behind to go live their own blossoming lives... i don't blame them, nor can i stop them, but sometimes i wonder -- do they know that not *all* of us can move on like that...?

*POINTS AT THE SCREEN*

i think i'd ***love*** a place all of my own. the possibilities. but at this rate, i don't think i'll *ever* be able to afford a home... 💔😞

"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING DELUSIONAL! YOU CAN'T JUST SHIP FLUTTERSHY AND APPLEJACK-"

we gOTTA GET APPLEJACK BACK ❣️ (no seriously ,,, , why is there SO MUCH silent flutterjack/appleshy just in this *one* episode??!)

i hate that this is what #starrewagon has become (more like can't handle the truth)

poorwagon appreciation TODAY.

"you got style when you got rich, i was DOWN and still that BITCH" - the lyric that pops into my head every time someone implies Speedwagon only deserved respect after he met Jonathan (and got stupid mega-millions)

not me inside joking with myself... (i do this fairly often, dw)

"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING DELUSIONAL! YOU CAN'T JUST BECOME THE BEST PERSON TO EVER EXIST-"

"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING DELUSIONAL! YOU CAN'T JUST REJECT YOUR HUMANITY-"

"HOLY SHIT YOU'RE FUCKING DELUSIONAL! YOU CAN'T JUST BECOME AN ALICORN PRINCESS-"

"YOU'RE NOT ASHAMED???" eeyup. "EVEN THOUGH HE'S THE BRAINCHILD OF SOMEONE ELSE & YOU DON'T OWN THE RIGHTS TO HIS CHARACTER?!" uh-huh. "AND YOU CAN'T EVEN CONTROL WHAT OTHERS SAY ABOUT HIM/DO WITH HIS IMAGE??" yep. i'm still a Speedwagon through & through. i can feel it in my soul -- eternally His.

i'm getting increasingly more embarrassed by my older age the more visibly autistic i become (people expect this kind of behavior, appearance, etc. from minors, not me</3)

the music i'll be listening to: "KILL KILL MURDER BLOOD KILL R A G E" the thing i'll be drawing:

year of *these* horses 💕💕

NOSTALGIA BAIT FOR VICTORIANS: *picture of a gigantic REAL bark-and-fir Christmas tree with a structurally dubious ladder next to it*

< "I never wanted a crown I never wanted to lead But I couldn't turn my back On a nation in need" "Sir, you were born to lead" > ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚ #STARREWAGON #SPEEDWAGON #ROBERTEOSPEEDWAGON #SELFSHIP #OCxCANON ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

i feel like the mane 6 at the end of every major character development episode in season 4, where their eyes would gleam with all the colors of the rainbow upon their grand revelation about themselves & their destinies 👁🌈

#SPEEDWAGON #ROBERTEOSPEEDWAGON #starrewagon #selfship

#jojotwtloversweek #starrewagon #selfship #yumeship #ocxcanon #roberteospeedwagon #speedwagon #jojo #jjba *. flashing light warning(?) .* day 4 ~ sacrifice 💌🪶 my mii writes a letter to speedwagon's mii via swapdoodle (nintendo 3ds)

"I've had to sacrifice so much... try things I would have never dared try before... both gained and lost in his name, but in the end... It was He who was the truth all along.

what i'm seeing/hearing up in times square is beautiful however<3 may 2026 be much better & bright for ALL communities within the USA!

my seasonal depression is hittin' so hard... wouldn't be the first time i've cried on new year's (i don't think) -- but it's definitely going to hurt in a way i'll never forget this time...</3333

#starrewagon (irl) 💫💗🎩

my #transiversary 🤝 #speedwagon ('s) birthday (APPARENTLY /!?!@) so here's to my most dearly beloved's canonical existence, as well as mine -- being an openly transgender dude for exactly **10 years** now <333 #jojo #jjba #jojosbizarreadventure #roberteospeedwagon #ocxcanon #selfship #starrewagon

#jojotwtloversweek #starrewagon #selfship #yumeship #ocxcanon #roberteospeedwagon #speedwagon #jojo #jjba day 1 ~ wedding (+ pink) 💒🎩💗🎀💫

#starrewagon 🎩💗💌🎀

#starrewagon (irl)

romeo & juliet ain't got ***nothin'*** on the very real world (but also not) doomed yaoi tale of #STARREWAGON ....